Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Zootopia or any of the affiliated characters (except for a handful of OCs I created for this story), they belong to Disney. This story is Hopps and Wilde in a gritty, shoot-em-up style cop movie (much like Lethal Weapon), and there will be some bunny and fox romance in the story. Rated M for violence, language and sexual situations.
Lethal Paw
Chapter Nine: Questions
ZPD Precinct One
Wolford, Delgato and Spotman surrounded the tiger in the interrogation room, each officer pounding on the suspect for information. "Tell me," Wolfrod barked as he slammed down the tiger's head, "where is Spotzen? Where are the drugs? I know that shithole wasn't the only coke stash you've got!" "Don't start with the head," said the tiger, slightly disoriented from the hit he took, "the victim gets all fuzzy."
Delgato grabbed the tiger by the shirt collar and pinned him up against the wall. "You'll tell us something," said Delgato, "starting with your name! Then, you'll give us Spotzen! Motherfucker killed a cop today!" "Alright," said the tiger, "I'm Igor Stripervich! Now piss off!"
Wham!
Delgato slammed Stripervich onto the table, pinning him by the back. Spotman and Wolford took over, each officer holding him down by an arm. "One of you bastards fucked up my partner," said Wolford, who was now punching Stripervich in the side of the muzzle. "Give it up," said Stripervich, "you cop fuckers can't do shit to me!" "Don't tempt me to take off my badge," said Wolford, who then clawed Stripervich. "That won't mean a damn thing in court," cracked Stripervich, "it'll be your ass in jail for that."
Mike Wolford, Spotman and Delgato all took off their badges, and Delgato covered the room's surveillance camera while Wolford squeezed down onto Stripervich's shoulders. "We ain't cops now," howled Wolford as he chuckled sadistically, "we're gonna kick your ass as private citizens."
Wolford flung up Stripervich, forcing him to land on his feet, only to be suckerpunched in the jaw by Spotman. "That's for what the wolf did to Scott," said Spotman, "and I hope he's enjoying Hell now." "So which one of you bastards killed Logan," asked Stripervich, just as Delgato decked him in the stomach. "We ain't gonna tell you shit," said Delgato, "it's your interrogation." "Where the fuck is Spotzen," demanded Wolford. "Eat me," said Stripervich as he spat at Wolford's feet.
Biff!
Nick's Apartment
"That was the wildest sex I've ever had in my life," said Nick, who was lying face up with the blanket just barely over his junk, "and I've seen a lot. But never with a bunny." "We're sexual animals," answered Judy, "after all, I have two hundred and seventy five brothers and sisters. The storks would go on strike on bunnies if we couldn't go all night like that." "Well," said Nick, "it's good to know that."
Judy and Nick laughed as they rolled around and playfully tickled each other, eventually deciding to get up and get dressed, with Judy throwing on one of Nick's Pawaiian shirts. "So," said Judy, "can I expect you to play at Blue's again this Friday?" "Are you kidding me," said Nick, "aside from being a rockstar cop, I can be a rockstar rockstar!" "If only I had the carrot pen for that," commented Judy. "Then what did you call that action last night, Fluff," quipped Nick. "Ohh Nick," said Judy, "always with your mind in the gutter."
"I just hope Fangmeyer makes it," said Nick, "that wolf fucked him up really bad when we tried to take down the cougar." "Bogo told me about that," said Judy, sympathetically, "I'm sorry about what happened to you, everything you've been through." "I also found out about Duke," said Nick, "knowing that he's a tough bastard, unfortunately, he'll make it. And he's gonna try to squeeze every scent out of me because Spotzen tried to blow him in half." "He damn near succeeded," said Judy, "I was there when it happened, only for some bear to stuff me into a bag."
"I better hope we get him," said Nick, "because now that he's successfully pissed of the dynamic duo, the saviors of the city, it'd be bad PR for us not to catch him." "Spoken like a true genius," said Judy, "you should run for mayor." "Are you kidding," answered Nick, "with the track records that mayors in this town have had lately, even I couldn't stoop that low." "Aww," said Judy, "don't be too hard on yourself. You were only a scumbag the day I met you. Since then, I've discovered I can't live without you." "Sly bunny," said Nick. "Dumb fox," said Judy, who tjen kissedd her partner.
ZPD Precinct One
"What's the word from Igor Stripervich," asked Grizzoli to Wolford as he walked out of the interrogation room. "Rain forest savage," said Wolford, "and not another word Dave." "Seriously Mike," said a confused and frustrated Grizzoli, "you and the rest of the boys beat the crap out of that tiger, and all you got was a fucking riddle?" "This mammal was a member of special forces back in Vietpaw," said Wolford, "he was trained for a lot worse than what we could have possibly done to him. Any news from the lab on the blow we seized last night?"
"Yeah," said Grizzoli, "That's actually what I came to tell you about. Most of the cocaine we've seized was harvested weeks in advance so it could be transported stateside. This shit was cut just a couple days ago." Wolford looked at the bear with intrigue and confusion. "What do you mean," asked a puzzled Wolford. "It means this shit is homegrown," said Grizzoli, "most likely right here in Zootopia." "The only place where the conditions are suitable for the coca plant," said Wolford, "within this time zone, would be in the Rain Forest District." "Exactly," said Grizzoli.
"Wait a second," interjected Wolford, "Savage, Club Savage. It's a strip club in the Rain Forest District! That's where Spotzen is based!" "Yeah," said Grizzoli, "wait," his tone dropped, "how do you know about that place?" "They got the hottest big predator chicks in town," said Wolford, "I've been there off duty a couple times okay," he continued defensively, "don't judge me Dave." "Won't hold it against you Mike," said Grizzoli, "and I bet Nick and Judy are gonna be thrilled that we finally found a lead."
Nick's Apartment
Riiiiiiiiiinnnng! Riiiiiiiinnnnng!
Nick picked up the phone. "Wilde residence," he answered, "Nicholas Wilde speaking." "We did it, Nick," said Wolford on the other end of the phone. "Did what, Mike," asked Nick. "We know where to find Spotzen!" "Hot damn," cheered Nick, "Judy, get over here." Judy leapt towards Nick, eager to learn what her partner was just talking about. "What is it Slick," asked Judy. "We got a lead on Spotzen," said Nick, as he put the phone on speaker. "Club Savage," said Wolford, "Rain Forest District. The snow is grown in the Rain Forest District. The Rain Forest District is the 66th's home base!"
"Glad to hear from you Mike," said Judy. "Sure thing cutesy," answered Wolford enthusiastically. "Hey," interrupted Nick, "only I get to call her that!" "Sorry, sorry," apologized Wolford, "although I did lose fifty bucks to Clawhouser over whether or not you two would get together. So how's the bunny in bed Nick?" "We didn't…." "She takes a fucking like a damn machine," interrupted Nick, who was now in full bragging mode, "and she looked good doing it too. I'm not gonna lie, after two of the worst days of my life, she gave me the best night of my life!" "Alright," said Judy, "it's true. We had sex last night after Bogo relieved us. But we'll be ready to hunt down Spotzen, Krueger and the rest of the bad guys tomorrow." "That's just what I wanted to here," said Wolford, "now you to kits have fun today, and work five times as hard tomorrow." "Will do," said Nick. "Bye," they all said at around the same time as Nick hung up.
"Okay Nick," said Judy, "I knew you were gonna brag about how we made love to each other last night, very passionate love after forty eight hours of pain, but was that really the time?" "And ruin my fun? You getting all defensive against me like that makes you look hot, carrots. Besides, you know you love me." "Do I know that," asked Judy out loud, "Yes, yes I do. Now let's go enjoy our day off, cowboy." "Right with you, carrots," answered Nick as the two walked out the door.