Gravity Falls Retcon 9
A few days after Pacifica and Dipper had their day together Dipper Wendy and Mabel went to Greasy's Diner. Dipper got a look at "Lazy" Susan to happily see that she has full use of her eyelids and isn't as spacey.
"Hey Wendy, who're you're friends?" Susan asked.
"This is Mabel, and her big buff brother Mason, but you can call him Dipper." Wendy said before Dipper showed Susan why.
"Oh how unique." Susan said warmly. "Some people are ashamed of their birthmarks but yours is something to be proud of. We got a special today pancakes half off for handsome young men, but twice the price for girls."
Susan laughed at her joke while Mabel looked horrified.
"Those pancakes better be the tastiest most syrup filled fluffy treats on earth lady!" Mabel protested.
"Mabel she's teasing Dipper calm down." Wendy said pulling the full sweatered girl down.
"This is getting really weird." Dipper said after they all ordered pancakes. "Why does everyone treat me differently?"
"It's cause you're a hunk Dipstick. If you weren't my twin... maybe..." Mabel postulated.
"No! Mabel no. Don't put that in my head, it's making me think in other possible timelines you actually go through with it and that's just spine tinglingly wrong." Dipper said silencing his twin.
"He makes a point, that's pretty creepy." Wendy said.
"You're one to talk miss-" Mabel says before Wendy covers her mouth.
"Silence you." Wendy said with absolute seriousness.
"You two are weird. Thankfully I am okay with weird." Dipper said as the pancakes were presented to them to eat.
The three of them ate their pancakes in hungry fervor and pleasure.
"These are better than my dads... but only cause his arm hairs tend to fall into the batter as he cooks them." Wendy said.
"So good." Mabel said pouring more syrup on them.
"So fluffy." Dipper said slathering more butter on his.
"So what do you two have planned for today?" Wendy asked.
"I'm going boy hunting." Mabel said proudly.
"You wanna call the police or should I?" Wendy asked.
"I think you should. I'll detain her." Dipper said in a dry tone.
"Not like that! I'm gonna go look for a boyfriend." Mabel said catching on to their joke.
"Just make sure he's human... and not a jerk... and not evil." Dipper said.
"And make sure they don't have evil preppy names like Chad or Xavier..." Wendy said trailing off.
"Or Gideon." Dipper added.
"That's not preppy." Wendy said.
"But it IS evil. It translates to Feller of Trees. And as a Pines I take offense to that." Dipper answered.
"So what are you doing today?" Wendy asked.
"Not much planned really." Dipper said.
"Well then... hows about you and I go for a hike? I'll head back to my house to change boots." Wendy said.
"But those are hiking boots." Dipper said glancing at her feet.
"Yes but they're my walk around town boots, not my hike in the woods boots." Wendy said.
"Alright... I guess I can change into something more hike appropriate." Dipper said.
"Atta boy. Mabel good luck. And make sure he wears protection." Wendy said.
"Aww geez Wendy! Put that in my head why don't you!" Dipper protested as he cleared his plate.
The girls finished their plates and paid Susan with a tip. After leaving Greasy's Diner Dipper and Wendy headed down Gopher Rd before Wendy veered off to head to her families cabin while Dipper returned to the Mystery Shack. Mabel went off to look for a suitable boy to charm. May god have mercy on his soul. 30 minutes later Dipper headed to Wendy's Cabin based on her instructions and his memories from the previous timeline. The Cabin isn't changed from the alteration Dipper made so he goes inside after knocking before heading to her room.
"Hey Wendy are you ready to gooooooooo..." Dipper said before trailing off seeing Wendy in a completely new outfit.
Wendy was dressed in different boots with thigh high knee socks, Short shorts with the pockets poking out of the leg holes, her long almost Rapunzel like hair in a braid, her usual green flannel shirt replaced with a Red flannel shirt tied up into a shirt bra knot, all while tying the last of her boot up before seeing Dipper.
"Hey Mason. How do I look?" Wendy asked smirking wildly.
"Buh... guh... duh...?" Was all Dipper could say.
"Do I look good?" Wendy asked teasingly.
"Buh..." Was all Dipper could reply with.
"As much as I like the reaction it's hiking time." Wendy said taking a glass of water from her bedside dresser and threw it into Dippers face.
"GAH! What? Wendy! Whoa! Wow." Dipper said.
"Yeah that was pretty much your reaction before your brain frizzled out. You ready for the hike? I got canteens." Wendy said.
"Yeah sure... are you sure you won't catch any tick with your shorts so... high?" Dipper said, his voice cracking a bit the last part.
"Repellant." Wendy said spraying her legs. "Let's get going. I wanna head to a part of the forest I've never been to."
Wendy marched out proudly as Dipper followed out entranced by her looks and confidence. They left the Corduroy Cabin and headed into the woods and Dipper followed Wendy's lead half paying attention to his surroundings mostly looking at Wendy's shapely body. The two of them made jokes and laughed as they explored the woods. Soon Dipper felt dread where they were going barely recognizing where they were. Soon they heard what could only be described as large frat boys messing around.
"No... it can't be. There's no Jerky on either of us." Dipper said to himself.
"What is that?" Wendy asked getting closer and a better look. "Dude they're minotaurs! In... bathroom towels?"
Wendy pointed out the Manotaurs to Dipper who palmed his face disappointedly.
"Well going by their various markings on their bodies the modesty towels and their behavior I'd say they are not Minotaurs as those things are mindless beasts. These I would call Manotaurs." Dipper said weaving a very good excuse to use their real title without spilling beans.
"Oh catchy name." Wendy said approaching closer.
"Wait! We don't know what they'll do to you." Dipper said grabbing Wendy's arm trying to keep her far from them.
"They're a bunch of idiots."
"And you're dressed like a farmers daughter trying to approach a bunch of half human half Bull creatures. That doesn't exactly add up to a good time Wendy." Dipper protested.
The two teens continued to argue unknowingly drawing the Manotaurs to them.
"Boys! Lookie what we have here! A Human teenager and... whoa!" One of the Manotaurs said seeing Dipper and Wendy. "This human female is gorgeous!"
"Wow look at her."
"Sublime."
"It's like looking at the face of beauty itself."
The Manotaurs were in awe at how attractive Wendy was in her get up.
"Well... thanks boys. Think I pulled the look off well?" Wendy asked.
"YES!" They all answered happily.
"You thinking what I'm thinking boys?" The first Manotaur asked.
"I don't like where this is going." Dipper said hesitantly.
The Manotaur reached over and grabbed Wendy's shirt and lifted her up.
"We're going to keep you." The Manotaur said.
"What?!" Wendy said struggling to get free.
"The Wo-Manotaurs are too fussy lately and refuse to mate so we are going to mate with you." Another Manotaur said.
"WHAT?!" Dipper and Wendy said scared.
"Come on boys! It's mating time!" A third Manotaur said.
The Manotaurs started taking Wendy to their lair after knocking Dipper down. After a while Dipper got back onto his feet and started heading out to the Manotaur Man Cave from his memories. Dipper carefully snuck inside to not arouse suspicion.
"Wendy?!" Dipper hissed. "Are you here?!"
End of Chapter 9
That's it for Chapter 9. Please review. Throw out suggestions, good enough and I'll probably use it if it works.