"Holy fuck, Prongs," Sirius said pulling his friend over to the Pensieve looking pedestal in front of him. "Moony's about to get laid. Let's go."

The afterlife wasn't as bad as Sirius had feared when he had fallen through the veil. James and Lily were here as well as all their old school friends. He had Regulus back in his life. And his cock worked again. When he'd escaped Azkaban the only thing he'd been able to do with it was pee. But now it had returned to it's long, thick, former glory. And the things, and people, he could do with it made him happy on a daily basis.

He'd immediately taken back up with James and Lily and was pretty sure he'd died again when he sank into her tight heat and James had filled his arse.

Yes, the afterlife was good.

One thing he loved about being dead is that he could look through these portals and see what was happening with his friends that were still alive. He, James, and Lily could often be found watching Harry or Remus as they went about their lives. They could either watch from the pedestal or like a Pensieve, they could touch the water and be instantly transported to that location. They couldn't interact with the living, but it was nice to be close to them again.

He'd been looking in on Remus more and more lately because his old friend had seemed happier than he had in years and he was trying to figure out what had changed. Evidently, it was the sexy little thing in a cloak with her naked leg sticking out. Sirius couldn't see her face and he was desperate to go visit and see who it was. And maybe watch.

"Our Moony?" James asked. "We have to go see that."

They touched the liquid and he felt the pull behind his belly button and the swooping sensation as he fell through space and time to land in Remus' bedroom. He looked around and realised it was actually his old bedroom at Grimmauld Place. When had Moony moved in?

"Merlin, Hermione," Remus said and Sirius whipped around, shocked that it was Hermione and not a random witch standing in front of Remus. She'd tossed the cloak aside and was standing there in a blue bra and knickers. "You're so beautiful."

"I'm sick of waiting, Remus," Hermione said. "I want you."

"But…"

"No buts, Remus!" James yelled, unheard by the living occupants of the room. "She wants to fuck you! Why are you not already balls deep?"

"Yeah!" Sirius yelled. "Dick her down already, mate!"

"Her body is smoking. Remind me again why my son never fucked her."

"They think of each other as siblings."

"No way would I think of anyone with tits like hers as a sister."

"I'm sick of waiting for you to grow a pair, Remus," Hermione snapped. "Either you want me and you're going to do something about it or I'm moving on. The Quaffle is in your hands."

"If this fucking wanker doesn't fuck her, I'm punching him as soon as he dies," Sirius said.

"Me too. Who knew Moony was such a little bitch. Did his dick stop working or something?" James asked.

"You're really okay with me?" Remus asked. "My age, my condition?"

"Remus Lupin, do you really think I would be standing here in nothing but lingerie if I wasn't okay with it?" she snapped. "Don't be thick."

"I like this girl, Sirius. She's sassy. Think she'll spank him?"

"I hope so."

They watched as Remus hesitated for one more moment before walking towards her and taking her in his arms. Cheering in delight for their friend, they almost missed when they kissed. Sirius laughed as James gave a play by play, whooping in delight when Hermione ripped Remus' jumper from his body, when Remus touched her boobs for the first time, and when her hands lowered the zip on his trousers.

Sirius groaned, his cock stiffening when they were both naked and Hermione kneeled before Remus and took him into her mouth. Merlin, she had grown up well. James came to stand next to him and they watched her head bob up and down.

"Look at how wet her pussy is, Pads," James said, palming his erection. "Remus is going to be drenched."

"Prongs… you thinking what I'm thinking?" Sirius asked, hoping his friend was on the same wavelength.

"Depends. Are you thinking we should wank as Remus fucks his pretty little witch?"

"Oh, thank Merlin!"

Hermione was on the bed, her legs spread and her glistening cunt on full display for them as she waited for Remus to undress. Thank goodness they could walk through furniture because they could stand over her as they both began to rub their cocks. Remus moved onto the bed, his hard dick bouncing with his movements.

"Did his cock get bigger?" Sirius asked, moving to stand by his friend and putting his own as close as possible.

"It looks bigger," James said, standing on the other side. "Lucky bastard."

"Merlin, Hermione," Remus said, his cock weeping as he touched it to her centre. "You're so beautiful. Are you ready, love?"

"I've been ready for a year, Remus," she teased. "Stop stalling."

Sirius moaned in unison with Remus as he finally sunk into Hermione. He know how good a tight cunt felt after waiting for so long, and from what he could tell, Remus hadn't been with anyone in years.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," Remus muttered quietly. "So fucking tight, love."

Hermione began to beg him to go faster and fucker her harder. She braced her feet on the mattress and began to buck her hips up, meeting Moony's thrusts Sirius' cock was rock hard and he began to wank faster, chasing his release. He looked up and James was matching his pace.

"This is the hottest thing we've ever done, Pads," James said. "Why haven't we tried this before?"

"No clue, mate," Sirius said, wondering the same thing. "But we're doing it again."

He could tell Remus was getting close to coming. His hips were going faster but his rhythm was starting to falter. Sirius wished he was alive so he could reach out and touch Hermione's clit or suck her tits and make her come. As if hearing his thoughts, Remus reached down and began to rub the swollen bundle of nerves and Hermione screamed out his name as her back arched off the bed.

"Fuck, love!" Remus cried out. "I'm coming!"

"Yes, Moony!" James cried out. "Come in her. Fill her pussy."

Sirius was so close. He didn't think he could hold on any longer. He watched as Remus pulled out of her and the werewolf stared at her cunt, his come dripping out of her spasming hole. It was too much for Sirius. He needed his release.

He met James' eyes and they nodded that they were thinking the same thing. Positioning himself over her exposed pussy, James' cock almost touching his, he let himself go. Stream after stream of come from both of their cocks shot out and painted her swollen cunt.

Or it would have if they were alive. Instead, it just looked like they had come all over her. When she moved to cuddle into Remus' arms, their arousal was gone and the only fluids glistening on her pussy were the combined fluids of her and Moony.

"Prongs, I don't know about you, but I need to fuck," Sirius said. His cock was soft for now, but he was nowhere near sated.

"Same. Let's leave Moony to his witch and we'll go play with ours," James responded. "I want to see her covered in our come."

"Yes! Our little slut likes that, doesn't she?"

"Always has."

Pulling themselves from Remus' room, they smiled as Lily was waiting for them in the afterlife. She was naked and her fingers were already buried between her thighs.

"You two were gone a long time," she said with a shrug, never embarrassed by her desires. "I thought I was going to have to finish without you."

A/N: Day 8 already! A quick heads up... I know I said every other day, but I will be holding the last day and posting it on the 24th instead of the 23rd because I have another SMUTTY story going live on the 23rd.

All the love to my Wolf's Lair girls for help with this song.

Oh, Horny Night!

Her cunt was glistening brightly

It was the night

When Remus fucked her good

E'en though they're dead

James and Sirius watched their fucking

And rubbed their cocks

Til they came from their wood

The thrill of sex

The werewolf soon rejoices

For in her cunt,

His cock is finally home

Fall on your knees!

Oh, take his fucking knot!

Oh, cock divine!

Oh, night when she was fucked!

Oh, cock divine!

Oh, cock!

Oh, cock divine!

Let me know what you thought. Ghost wanking... something fun, right?