"So Yukihira-chin, how was Isshiki's lips?" Kuga bursts out laughing.
"Ughhh, Kuga, drop it already." Yukihira says so lazily as he dips his head in the hot water.
"Cmon Yukihira, don't be ashamed. Kissing is a normal part of Youth. Not to mention that I saved you from drowning!" Isshiki leans onto the edge of the pool, both hands behind the back of his head.
"Was it really necessary to take off all your clothes though Isshiki…" Tsukasa questions Isshiki as he joins the three in the water of the hot spa, putting his arms around his body.
"Hey, I had an apron on that wrapped most of my body!"
"A see through one.." Yukihira disappointingly stares at Isshiki.
"Covers all but your crack and male anatomy…" Sighs Tsukasa.
"And that's exactly what the youth want to see!-"
"NO" Yell both Yukihira and Tsukasa.
"Fine fine.. Next time, I'll cover up."
Wait, next time? Yukihira and Tsukasa look at eachother confused as if there would even be a next time.
"Yukihira here drowning in tea, while me, Kuga, be drowning in some PUSS-"
"Cmon Kuga, even you know that's not true." Isshiki laughs.
"Are you doubting my abilities Isshik-"
"You can't get any with that kind of height."
All three excluding Kuga burst out laughing.
"I'll let you know I am a whipping 8 and a half, you know what, someone get a ruler"
"No Kuga… He was referring to your literal height." Tsukasa face palms
"Oh" Kuga sits back onto the pool.
"But you know what they say about midgets and their dick sizes." Yukihira amusingly chimes in.
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. SOMEONE, GO GET ME THAT RULER."
Meanwhile, in the other room…
*Sneeze*
"Onii-chan, how are you sneezing in a spa?"
"I don't even know why I sneezed this time" Something tells me Yukihira said something…
After the end of the semi-finals match between me and Saiba Asahi, my friends wanted to celebrate. We decided to celebrate at around midnight in order for me to catch my rest, and we decided to go to a nearby hot spring near BLUEs. I was able to get a good several hours of sleep, so here I am at the hot spring. We eventually all met up, all but Erina (unsurprisingly) and Hisako since she was in Erina's need. On the males side, there were several spas, and so we decided to split the boys into Two rooms. One room had the Aldini brothers and the second year males of the Polar star (Excluding me..) Why was I not in the room? Well, according to my senpais, I had to be in a seperate room with the senpais in order for them to give me "life advice." Despite the complaining of Takumi, and his requests of wanting to be in the same spa to challenge me to a diving contest, the rooms ended up as initially planned, for the boys at least. As for the girls, they all decided to be all in one room. They're probably playing with eachothers boobs or some shit. Lucky them. But anyways, back to the present.
"So, did the life advice you two wanted to tell me about involve Isshiki's crack and Kuga's small male anatomy, or is the life advice yet to come.."
"I AM A WHOPPING 8 AND A HALF YOUNG MAN-"
"Oh yeah, the life advice. Nah, we just wanted you with us." Isshiki smiles.
"Tsukasa doesn't do well with big crowds." Kuga says.
"Don't blame me for not wanting to be naked with them. Two of them have thug haircuts. One turns fat one season then skinny another season, one is an annoying male tsundere, and another don't got eyes. " Tsukasa shivers.
"They're not that bad, they're my cool little kohais, all full of life." Isshiki praises them.
"But Still. I don't know how you can deal with them everyday." Tsukasa sighs
"I beat them in shokugekis and assert my dominance. Thats how." Yukihira laughs.
"Well Noted" Tsukasa puts his head back into the water
"So… Anyone wanna compare dick sizes." Kuga casually asks.
Meanwhile… in the female spa.
"RYOKO, GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS ALREADY DAMMIT."
"YUKINO. STOP TOUCHING ME IN PLACES I DON'T WANT TO BE TOUCHED"
"YEAH. GO YUKINO! GO YUKINO!"
"NAKIRI. STOP CHEERING FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT"
"SHUT UP. YOUR NICKNAME IS LITERALLY MEAT."
"WHATTA SAY, PALE ASS BITCH?"
"COME AT ME TANNED MEAT BITCH."
"Ugh… This water makes my glasses foggy."
"Uhh guys? Megumi fainted…"
"Shitt." The totsuki girls all say at once
Meanwhile… in the other male spa
"This smoke is the fucking shit bro"
Zzz
"Wait, I'm sorry Erina, but I'm still not getting it. You broke up with him because…"
"I broke up with him because I believed Asahi was going to beat him in the semifinals. He would then beat me and become the personal chef of my mother, saving her with his crossed knives. He would then reunite mother and I. After all, He pleaded to marry me if he were to win the competition."
"Why did you accept that deal Erina… Knowing you were dating Yukihira at the time."
"Well, Yukihira was my boyfriend at the time… But I instantly put my bets on Saiba Asahi, not Yukihira."
You decided to choose another man over your own boyfriend without even a second thought? What are you saying Erina?
"Well… In the very least all the bad reasonings aside.. could you have waited to make a decision about Yukihira after the match was over?"
"Well… no one would have expected that redhead to beat the NOIRs leader. You said it yourself, Hisako, it was the greatest upset in BLUEs history."
That's not what I'm getting at Erina…
"I did say that. But… you're his girlfriend. You know him the best out of us. He's exceeded our expectations so many times in the past he literally even saved you and your families prestige from Azami's control. Looking back now, don't you regret rushing any decisions?"
"Whatever. What's done is done. There's no point reminiscing about the past."
'Reminiscing about the past?' Erina… your past. Your past with your father may have been an unfortunate part of your life. But.. Your past with us… Your past with him.. Is the reason you are the better Erina you are today. Or so… I hope.
"If you don't mind me asking Erina… Did you consider Yukihira's feelings about your decision.?"
"Um? That lowly redhead diner boy? Why would I ever consider his feelings?" Erina jokingly laughs, completely clueless of how dark her laugh was becoming.
"He should be honored to have dated me for so long."
Were you always this coldhearted Erina? I thought those days were long gone…
"So Erina… What will happen between you two now?
"Gosh Hisako, the questioning is getting a little annoying… But I'll guess I'll tell you. You're my best friend after all." Erina smiles.
Don't smile like that ever again.
"What else is there to do? Other than challenge him in the finals, call his dish disgusting, then beat him so bad that my mother will acknowledge my cooking, and then have him come back crying back to me to be his girlfriend again. Obviously, this time, I won't say yes so easily, I'll make him beg for it."
What the fuck is wrong with you Erina?
"Erina.. Just.."
"But God Hisako, just imagining him lowering his knees right in front of me, hoping for me to be his girlfriend again. Imagining that crybaby face of his. Gosh, what an amazing sight to behold-"
"Shut the fuck up." Erinas eyes widens.
Did she just tell me to shut the fuck up?
Several seconds of silence pass by before Hisako decides to speak.
"I'm sorry, Erina-Sama, it seems I have let my personal feelings take over my role as your secretary."
"Um, personal things? Okay… it's normal to slip up once a while, even for you Hisako."
"It's just.. Nicely put, I thought you were a little different now Erina-Sama. God, again with "changed" and being "different", what do these two girls even mean…
"Umm. Okay, there should be more slip ups on your end. Do you hear me loud and clear? Hisako Arato?"
God. Shut the fuck up already.
"Yes. Erina-Sama. I once again am sorry for those careless words."
"You are forgiven. But gosh, you need to remember to stop addressing me by the -sama. Haven't I told you many times already?
"I apologize, but looking back now. I think it is more than appropriate to call you by that root ending."
More than appropriate?
"But we are best friends, so wouldn't it be more appropriate to call me Erina without the sama?"
I am seriously on my last fucking straw
"It's best that my role as your secretary does not get mixed up with being friends. For the sake of being professional"
"Wait, but how will those roles get mixed up-?"
"Erina-sama. Sorry for cutting you off abruptly, but it is getting late. May I be excused for the night? After all, you have your cooking match to prepare for tomorrow."
"Yes, Hisako. You are excused, but as for the preparations for tomorrow's match, I don't necessarily mind having you around-"
"Thank you Erina-Sama. I will take my leave now." Hisako turns around, quickly exiting the kitchen and opening the door, closing it and effectively leaving the room.
What was that all about? I'm guessing her head still has not recovered from the matchup. I mean, who would've thought that scum would make it to the finals. And I even gave her two whole breaks… She should've stayed to test some other dishes… Oh well. Whatever. Time to continue testing dishes. Myself.
Hisako walks back to her hotel room, both her hands rolled in fist, shoulders tensed up, face stern and looking like she was ready to murder a body."
God Erina… Who even are you. After all this time, you're still the ice princess you once were. Even after all the shit Yukihira put through with you for 6 whole months, and yet. You just treat him like that. Just…
Shut the Fuck Up.
Part 2 of Erina showing us her true side. Shit about to get litttttt. Hope you guys enjoyed reading. Continue reviewing :))) Have a great day y'alls.
