SKREEE THERE BE A BAD BATCH TRAILER! AND A ANDOR TRAILER! AND A ROGUE SQUADRON TEASER! AND A LANDO TRAILER! AND THE ACOLYTE IS ANNOUNCED! SAME WITH A AHSOKA SHOW! AND RANGERS OF THE NEW REPUBLIC!
And there's Marvel stuff too! SQUEEE I loooooove this year's Disney + Investor's Call! :3
REQUEST #2 IS FROM...INGENIOUS WATERFOWL! Hope you like it UwU
7. Candy Cane Sugar High.
It was Life Day, and the 212th was exchanging gifts per tradition. Boil and Waxer both held each other's gifts behind their backs, so it would be a surprise.
Waxer took out his gift. "For you, Boil!"
It was a white scarf, with Boil's name in the orange/yellow color of the 212th. "I love it!" said Boil, putting it on."Now for your present…"
He took it out from behind his back. It was clumsily wrapped, but touching all the same. Waxer took it out of Boil's hands, and tore off the wrapping paper. It was a Costco(Giant)-sized package of candy canes. More candy canes than the sane average person needed.
"Thank you so much!"said Waxer, then he started scarfing down the candy canes. Boil stared at him.
After about an hour, Waxer had finished the whole dang package of candy canes. This was a bad idea for two reasons. Number 1: He was trying to make a bigger sweet stash than Echo. That gift would have helped him IMMENSELY. Number 2: Waxer goes crazy when on a sugar high. And candy canes are pure sugar. And Waxer pranks people when on a sugar high.
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Orion was just walking around the ship, looking to see where the Elf On The Shelf was on Life Day. He pushed a door a bit and…
A full bucket of water that had been balanced precariously on top of the door tipped over and all the water fell on his head.
"Arrgh!"Orion growled. He then saw Waxer laughing his head off and running in circles.
That brother was definitely on a sugar high.
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Like most everyone, Cody and General Kenobi were exchanging gifts. General Kenobi handed Cody his neatly wrapped present. Cody opened it to find a mug with the words"Galaxy's best Commander".
"Thank you."Cody said sincerely. He handed the General his present.
He took it. Obi-Wan noticed that it was a thin rectangle. He took off the wrapping paper. It was a book titled "How To Focus When Mostly Everyone Is Uncivilized Except You."
Obi-Wan smiled "Thank, will be VERY helpful."
The two sat down to admire their gifts. When they sat down-
"PBBBBFFFTTTTTT"
Cody stood up and looked at the seat of his chair. He found a whoopie cushion. Obi Wan stood up and found one too. When they looked up, they found Waxer laughing on the floor.
"Waxer, why?" Cody asked.
"BECAUSE THERE'S NO ACTION! AND I"M ON A SUGAR HIGH!"He stood up and ran in circles.
"I just wanted a peaceful Life Day."moaned General Kenobi, and he sat back down.
Orion belongs to Ingenious Waterfowl. She said I could use him :D