*Me, wearing all black*
Slytherin: Mom, look, I used a pop of color today.
Slytherdor:
Slytherin: *points to dark blue boots*
Slytherin: See, they're not black.
Slytherdor:
Slytherdor: That's not color.
Slytherin:
Slytherdor: *stare of disapproval*
Sltyerherin: It's not black.