Before this chapter begins, I would like to note that this chapter does contain an entry that I've been very excited about sharing and I will get to that later on.
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#072: Tentacool
Type: Water/Poison
Average penis length/design: N/A
Tentacool are very mischievous and also highly sexual. Tentacool will often wait for humans or Pokémon to swim by that they will wrap their tentacles around and stroke or finger them to orgasm. The poison in a Tentacool is stored in the two red sacs on top of their head and it will only really put the poison into their tentacles during battle, so you don't need to worry if a Tentacool does wrap you with its tentacles.
Tentacool do not mate the 'traditional' way. The way Tentacool reproduce is by having a male release sperm into the water from a small sac on the back of its head. The sperm travels into the head of the female Tentacool and fertilizes her eggs, which are kept safely at the very top of their head.
#073: Tentacruel
Type: Water/Poison
Average penis length/design: N/A
The fact is that, in a world where there's sex, rape is bound to happen at some point and with Tentacruel, it's a somewhat common thing. Tentacruel take on a level of sadism upon evolution and will often assault any weak human or Pokémon that happen to be in their area. Really strong Pokémon are usually exempt from this attack, but a large group of Tentacruel can even best a legendary Pokémon.
Tentacruel prefer to stay hidden, but during an assault they can extend up to 100 tentacles from the base of their body and can absorb water into a tentacle, causing it to expand in size, that they'll use if they want to give their victim a large insertion. Some Tentacruel will even insert their tentacle inside and expand it, stretching their victim to its limits.
#074: Geodude
Type: Rock/Ground
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, very smooth
Geodude like to hide themselves to look like piles of rocks to help avoid conflict, but Geodude are not afraid to attack if they are stepped on by a person or Pokémon. Geodude courting often involves getting their bodies as smooth and shiny as possible, they do this by rubbing their bodies against rough rocks to smooth out their outsides. This doesn't hurt Geodude, but instead feels like trimming your fingernails.
The term, 'hard as a rock,' comes into quite literal terms in the case of Geodude. Geodude's penis and testicles pretty much look like two river stones with a longer, smoother rock poking out. Geodude will reproduce in a similar way to fish where a female Geodude will lay her eggs, which look like very smooth rocks, on the ground and a male Geodude will fertilize the eggs by releasing sand-like sperm deposits through their rock dicks.
#074: Alolan Geodude
Type: Rock/Electric
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, pointy
Alolan Gedodue were first created thousands of years ago when piles of magnetic rock would get electrocuted by some of the electric Pokémon that live in the area and somehow get brought to life. Alolan Geodude will often compete against each other by headbutting each other and whoever wins those matches will get earned the right for the best food and the right to mate.
Alolan Geodude's electric moves give them a slight advantage when mating with different Pokémon species as they can shock and paralyze them if they feel as though their partner is not satisfying them enough. Their pointier penises are perfect for breeding with other Pokémon, but not so great with other Alolan Geodude as Geodude do not possess orifices other than their mouths. Reproduction for Alolan Geodude is about the same as Kantonian, but their sperm moves fast like lightning so they are given a better chance at fertilizing eggs.
#075: Graveler
Type: Rock/Ground
Average penis length/design: dual 5 inch, smooth
Upon evolution, Graveler's penis will not only grow larger but split into two, same as their arms. This, of course, give Graveler twice the chance at successful reproduction and allows them to mate with multiple partners. However, unlike Machamp, Graveler still only have two testicles so their actual semen production is actually lower than that of Machamp.
Female Graveler develop an opening between some of the rocks between their legs upon evolution, this opening connects an egg sac that rests in the back, so they are capable of the traditional reproduction through penetration.
#075: Alolan Graveler
Type: Rock/Electric
Average penis length/design: Dual 5 inch, pointy
When two Alolan Graveler battle, they light up the area with flashes of light and sound in what many refer to as "fireworks of the earth." Alolan Graveler, like Geodude, may shock and paralyze their mates if they are interested in spicing things up while mating, but Graveler only do this if their mate agrees to it.
Alolan Graveler's dual penises are quite pointy due to the electricity flowing through their bodies that cause some of the rocks in their dicks to stand up, this of course is meant to give additional pleasure to their mate. In fact, a submissive Alolan Graveler might find sex with a Kantonian Graveler to be somewhat boring as their dicks don't have those spikes.
#076: Golem
Type: Rock/Ground
Average penis length/design: Dual 10 inch, turtle shape
It seems that Mother Nature was feeling quite generous when making Golem as they get to keep the double dong that they develop as a Graveler, and since Golem takes on a more turtle like appearance, their dicks also change shape into a turtle-like form upon evolution.
Female Golem only have one vagina, though, but are more than capable of handling both of a Male Golem's dicks. Golem will often remove the rock shell before mating, which does leave them more vulnerable but anyone who can hear the loud banging of two mating Golem will know to stay well away. Removal of the shell also makes the Golem faster, so they are much more capable of mating fast and hard.
#076: Alolan Golem
Type: Rock/Electric
Average penis length/design: Dual 10 inch, turtle shape
Because Alolan Golem can't fire boulders fast enough from the cannons on top of them, they'll often grab nearby Geodude and fire them. Sadly, not being able to fire quickly does come into play when Alolan Golem mate. It usually takes up to 10 minutes of solid mating before a male Golem can fire semen from its dual penises, but that doesn't mean it's any less enjoyable.
Alolan Golem will also release discharges of electricity upon orgasm that, in a Non-electric or non-Ground type Pokémon, might cause a mild shock that will send their partner over the edge in seconds. Alolan Golem will often curl up in their shells and fall asleep soon after.
#077: Ponyta
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 12 inch horsecock
Horses are very well known for their big dicks, and Ponyta are no exception. Their big dicks combined with their natural strength can make them very powerful mates that will surely leave you lying on the ground, begging for more. Female Ponyta are very much adapt for taking such large dicks and dicks of Pokémon with similar size.
Ponyta are quite popular for domestication and ranchers who race Ponyta will often pick those with not only the fastest speed but also the brightest body flame and breed them together. In the wild, however, Ponyta will only really mate with a Pokémon that they find to be attractive, even if it's not another Ponyta not much else matters to them.
#077: Galarian Ponyta
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 12 inch horsecock
Galarian Ponyta will look into your eyes to read the contents of your heart. If your heart is truly pure and free of any evil, then Galarain Ponyta will happily accept you as a friend or even a mate. Though, it will only consider you as a mate if you can show it good deeds to either itself, other humans or other Pokémon.
The only way Galarian Ponyta will for sure mate with you on the spot is if you happen to be another Galarian Ponyta as they know very well that they can trust each other. Galarian Ponyta are very kind, caring lovers and mates that will stop at nothing to ensure their mate is getting the most amount of pleasure possible.
#078: Rapidash
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 15 inch, horsecock
Rapidash are one of the fastest fire type Pokémon in the world, and that speed easily translates into mating. An average male Rapidash can thrust into their mate at speeds of up to 2 to 3 thrusts per second as they ram their big horse dicks into their mate before filling them up with about 6 ounces of Rapidash semen.
Race winning domestic Rapidash will often have their semen extracted by way of an artificial Rapidash vagina and have their semen frozen and shipped to ranches all over the world. The record holding champion for Rapidash racing, named Flashfire, won his 4th gold medal 10 years ago, more than any Rapidash in the history of racing, and has since retired and has been used to help create about 50 Ponyta foals and, if the still potent sperm swimming around in his testicles say anything, he's probably got about another 25 in him.
#078: Galarian Rapidash
Type: Psychic/Fairy
Average penis length/design: 15 inch horsecock
Galarian Rapidash's footsteps are aided by the psychic power stored in the fur of its fetlocks. They are very prideful of their flashy appearance and will often use the light of the sun shining through the forest they live in to make their mane and tails shine in order to attract a mate.
Galarian Rapidash tend to enjoy a nice, long, slow mating session and just enjoy the ride, but they are capable of thrusting about as fast as Kantonian Rapidash. Male Galarian Rapidash do, however, release up to 8 ounces of semen per orgasm due to the concentrated psychic energy that sometimes leaks into their testicles and increases size and sperm production.
#079: Slowpoke
Type: Water/Psychic
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, uncut humanoid
Slowpoke are some of the slowest moving Pokémon in the world, an average Slowpoke is lucky if it can move more than 6 feet in one day. When they feel frisky, a male Slowpoke will dip the tip of their penis into shallow water and just letting them bob there like fishing lures. Any fish Pokémon that happen to swim by will often lick Slowpoke's penis as their pre-cum is very sweet. The Slowpoke itself does not actually feel this until about 5 minutes later.
Slowpoke's thick and fatty foreskin helps protect them from most bites of other Pokémon, however some stronger Pokémon will drag Slowpoke into the water and mate with them, the Slowpoke actually don't mind this one bit.
If you were to fast forward two Slowpoke mating times 15, then it will look a bit more like mating at a normal pace.
#079: Galarian Slowpoke
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, uncut humanoid
Galarian Slowpoke are pretty zoned out most of the time, but their attention can suddenly sharpen for a split second, though this only seems to occur when they are hungry for their favorite seeds or horny. When horny, Galarian Slowpoke are capable of focusing just long enough to set their minds to finding a mate and mating with them.
If you are planning on mating with a Galarian Slowpoke, then you'd better be ready for a very long session. Most other Pokémon don't even bother as most of them prefer a little speed while doing so.
This is the one that I'm so excited to share because I think it is hilarious.
#080: Slowbro
Type: Water/Psychic
Average penis length/design: 8 inch, uncut humanoid
It's common knowledge that Slowpoke evolve into Slowbro when a Shellder latches onto its tail, but what you might not realize is just what that Shellder actually does.
Shellder are highly sexual Pokémon, and as such they love to constantly stimulate the Slowbro they are attached to by rimming it or licking the base of their genitals, which leaves Slowbro in a constant state of arousal. From the moment that Shellder wakes up to the minute it falls asleep it will continue to stimulate Slowbro, it is not uncommon for Slowbro to have 10-12 orgasms a day due to the constant stimulation.
Slowbro may appear to be dopey and not very responsive, but that is simply its mind working hard to process the constant pleasure that it experiences. When mating, Slowbro will happily accept either a dominant or submissive role as they just want some kind of relief. There are cases where the pleasure is just too much for Slowbro, so they will bite off their own tails, disconnecting them from Shellder and ending the pleasure once and for all.
As an added note, Shellder do not care about the gender of the Slowpoke that they decide to latch onto, they just want a Slowbro booty to lick.
#080: Galarian Slowbro
Type: Poison/Psychic
Average penis length/design: 8 inch, uncut humanoid
Unlike their Kantonian counterparts, the Shellder on Galarian Slowbro is attached to its arm and does not stimulate their Slowbro nearly as much, so if a Galarian Slowbro appears to be dopey then it really is. Galarian Slowbro will, however, often use the Shellder to help them out during times when mates are more scarce which, to them, is a form of masturbation.
Galrian Slowbro will sometimes squeeze the tongue of their Shellder while mating which causes Shellder to release a toxin that, to any other Poison-Type Pokémon, causes a numbing feeling that just spices things up even more. Any non-Poison Type Pokémon or human that touches the venom will have to be hospitalized immediately as the venom can very slowly but effectively shut down their organ systems.
Thank you for reading this chapter, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed making it.
The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Magnemite, Farfetch'd, Doduo and more so stay tuned for that.
Take care and I'll see you soon!