71.
Leo: Piper smiles. Piper McBeam.
Leo: Piper is hot. Piper McSteam
Leo: Piper falls asleep. Piper McDream.
Piper: say one more and I'll kill you.
Leo: that was very…
Piper: Valdez…
Leo: Piper McMean.
72.
Leo: Percy, you're sorta weird…
Percy: Uh… thanks?
Leo: you know what you have….?
Percy: …
Leo: …
Annabeth: Oh my gosh is he going to
Percy: … oh my gosh Leo don't you dare
Leo: A WEIRD PERCY-NALITY
Percy: YOU DID NOT JUST—
73.
Q: How does Dionysus claim his kids?
A: I think when they show up at camp he just kinda points at them and says 'Mine' and then walks away drinking his Diet Coke.
74.
The "I look like a cinnamon roll but I could probably kill you" squad: Hazel, Percy, and Piper
The "I look like I could kill you but I'm actually a cinnamon roll" squad: Nico and Jason
The "I look like I could kill you and I could probably kill you" squad: Annabeth and Reyna
75.
Q: To the seven: do you have any nicknames for the gods?
Percy: Leo, you know what to do.
Leo: Activating god-proof shields now!
Piper: Apollo is haiku hunk
Annabeth: Artemis is moon maiden
Jason: Hermes is fast fellow
Hazel: Dionysus is drunk dude
Frank: My dad's is bloodthirsty baboon
Percy: And of course the almighty king of the god's is lightning loser.
Zeus: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME SEA SPAWN
Percy: Leo. I tHOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO ACTIVATE THE GOD PROOF SHIELDS
Leo: THEY'RE A PROTOTYPE