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"characters talking"
-show talking-
the girls were at a bakery eating some cake while Pinkie put her laptop on the table for them to watch the next episode but she paused before she pressed the start button and looked around.
"is there a problem darling?" asked Rarity
"I'm just waiting for someone to bump into me before I press the play button. that always seems to happen when we watch outside" said Pinkie
"why would that happen?" said a voice with a British accent
the girls look back and see Octavia looking at them
"hey Octavia what's up?" said Pinkie
"well I was just passing by and heard you talking about someone bumping into you," said Octavia
"don't worry about it we are just going to watch this series it's called Dragon Ball Z Abridged. want to watch?" asked Pinkie
"Why do you always invite people that bump into you to watch the show?" asked Applejack
"I dunno," said Pinkie
Octavia remembered seeing Vinyl watching an episode of this show on her phone one day "I suppose I could watch just one episode" said Octavia"great now let's start," said Pinkie
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Scene changes to outer space, where Vegeta and Nappa's Space Pods are seen arriving at Earth.
-Are we there yet?- asked Nappa
-No.- said Vegeta slightly annoyed
-Are we there yet?- asked Nappa
-No.-said Vegeta more annoyed
-Are we there yet?- asked Nappa
-No!- said Vegeta really annoyed
-Are we there yet?- asked Nappa
-NO!- said Vegeta irritated
-Are we there yet?- asked Nappa
-Yes.- said Vegeta relieved
"so they finally arrived on Earth," said Rainbow Dash
"and we don't need to hear Nappa's annoying 'are we there yet' anymore," said Rarity
"Is anyone going to give me some context or?" said Octavia
"oh yeah so in a nutshell there are two guys and they are coming to Earth to steal the magical wishing spheres to get immortality," said Pinkie
"got it," said Octavia nodding
Space Pods crash through a building and land in the middle of the road, forming two huge craters
-Yaaay!- said Nappa
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
scene cuts to Vegeta and Nappa landing on the street, in front of a group of shocked citizens
-Hey look, Vegeta, more locals.- said Nappa
citizens are shown to be completely scared with most of them whimpering
-...So, are you guys alien-- said a citizen
Nappa destroys the entire city, leaving nothing but a gigantic crater
"That was fast," said Sunset
"They killed so many people already?" said Fluttershy
"How did he do that blasted thing?" said Octavia
"They are super powerful," said Twilight
-Ahhh, I hate awkward silences.- said Nappa
"that is not an excuse to kill so many people," said Fluttershy
-Dammit, Nappa, think before you act! What if you'd have blown up one of the Dragon Balls?- said Vegeta
-The what now, Vegeta?- asked Nappa-The Dragon Balls, Nappa. Don't you remember our wish?- said Vegeta
"of course he forgot," said Rarity
flashback of Goku talking to Raditz about the Dragon Balls
-The Dragon Balls, you know? There are seven of them. They grant any wish you want-- like immortality?- said Goku
-Or Bulma's panties!- said Oolong
back to present
-Yeah, pandas…- said Nappa
"Why am I not surprised," said Twilight
"I am already annoyed by him," said Octavia
-You know what, Nappa? One of these days you're going to die. Then you'll be out of my hair forever.- said Vegeta while a caption appears at the bottom of the screen saying 'epic foreshadowing' -Now let's just go.- said Vegeta before him and Nappa flew off towards the z-fighters
"The question is how," said Sunset
scene changes to a barren wasteland
-Gohan, on your guard! They're coming right towards us.- said Piccolo sensing the saiyans ki
-But, why would they be headed our way?- asked Gohan
-They're probably seeking to eliminate the strongest power level.- said Piccolo
-But... my dad's dead.- said Gohan not catching on
"that little one is really cute," said Octavia
"oh Gohan never change," said Fluttershy
-I was referring to me!- said Piccolo getting irritated
-Oh, well by that logic, I suppose you would have the strongest power level on Earth.- said Gohan
-Hah!- said Mr.Popo a searing as a tiny spec on top of the plateau
"Why do I feel threatened?" asked Octavia
"Mr.Popo has that effect," said Twilight
-Hey, guys, Krillin's here!- said Krillin arriving at the Battlefield
-Oh, I thought I sensed someone else coming. Good, it seems you've increased your power since we last met.- said Piccolo
"yay Krillin," said Applejack
"is good to see that Piccolo can complement other people," said Fluttershy
-I know! Isn't it great? I-- said Krillin
-You're almost as strong as Gohan now.- aaid Piccolo
"or not," said Fluttershy
-I-- Wait, b-but he's only five…- said Krillin
-It's because I'm a Saiyan!- said Gohan
"let me just write this as a potential excuse for a lot of things," said Twilight
-Well, at least there's only two of you. So, uh, how bad was the training with Piccolo?- said Krillin
-Well, the training wasn't that bad. Mr. Piccolo's actually really nice after you get to know him.- said Gohan
"I wouldn't really call it nice," said Fluttershy
flashback of Gohan training with Piccolo
-Gohan, I've brought you a sparring partner for today.- said Piccolo
-Really? Who?- asked Gohan
scene cuts to Gohan getting chased by a dinosaur
"Piccolo looks really strict," said Octavia
"he is too strict if you ask me," said Fluttershy
back to present-So how was your training, Krillin?- asked Gohan
Krillin begins whimpering while Mr. Popo can be heard laughing and his eyes comes up behind Krillin.
-First rule of Popo's training: Do not talk about Popo's training!- said Krillin breaking down crying
"what is happening with him?" asked Octavia
"He trained with Mr.Popo that is a normal reaction to have after that," said Twilight
-Krillin, why are you crying?- asked Gihan puzzled
-Second rule of Popo's training…- said Krillin with his voice breaking down
-Aw man, he's already crying-- and the Saiyans aren't even here ye-- said Piccolo
-Yeah we are!- said Nappa
"it's going to begin," said Rainbow Dash
Vegeta and Nappa has arrived at the battlefield as Mars: The bringer of War by Gustav Holst plays in the background
-Hi.- said Nappa while him and Vegeta land in front of the group
-So, you guys are the Saiyans?- asked Piccolo
-No.- said Nappa
-Don't be rude, Nappa.- said Vegeta
-And you're here for the Dragon Balls?- asked Krillin
-No.- said Nappa
-...We are. And I am the prince of all Saiyans!- said Vegeta
"a prince?" said Rarity
"but aren't all the saiyans dead?" said Pinkie
"he is still a price even if his kingdom is not there," said Sunset
-You're a prince?- asked Piccolo
-No.- said Nappa
-...F*k you, Nappa.- said Vegeta
"I would have said the same thing," said Octavia
-So what do we call you?- asked Piccolo
-I am Nappa, and this is Vegeta. He was a prison…- said Nappa
-Shut up, Nappa!- Vegeta interrupted
-...bitch.- whispered Nappa
"I don't want the context," said Octavia laughing
-Dammit, Nappa.- said Vegeta through clenched teeth
-Oh look, Vegeta, it's a Namekian.- said Nappa noticing Piccolo
-Hey, I take offense to that.- said Krillin
"not you Krillin," said Twilight
-He's referring to me, you idiot. And it's not an insult; the Namekians are a fine, proud race of-- said Piccolo
-That means he doesn't have a penis, right Vegeta.- said Vegeta
all the girl blushed a little a that line
"Twilight you are not writing that down are you?" said Sunset
"I already did. it explains why he didn't know what Gohan's what" said Twilight
"come on Twilight like that information is ever going to be important," said Pinkie
Piccolo stands gaping his mouth in shock as snickering from Krillin can be heard off-screen trying not to laugh
-Eunuchs.- said Vegeta amused
-So what exactly does that make you, Mr. Piccolo? You survive mostly on water-- Does that make you a slug or a plant?- said Gohan
-Gohan, not now!- said Piccolo trying to restrain his anger
-And do you also conduct photosynthesis or do you-- said Gohan
-NEEEEEERD!!!- Yelled Piccolo and Nappa
"be nicer to Gohan" scolded Fluttershy
"They can't hear you," said Rainbow Dash
"I know," said Fluttershy
-Wait, what?- said Gohan
a couple of news helicopters arrive at the battlefield
"of course," said Sunset
-These are them, folks-- the terrible monsters who destroyed West City! Jimmy, hurry up and get a shot of the bald one.- said Mr. Kent
-Um, Which one, Mr. Kent?- said Jimmy looking at Nappa, Krillin and Piccolo
-Look, Vegeta, the Paparazzi. I have to protect my image!- said Nappa destroying the cargo robot
"he has an image?" said Octavia
"We are all as surprised as you are," said Twilight
-Oh, my God, he blew up the cargo robot! And the cargo was people!- said Jimmy making the rest of the news helicopters leave
the girls were really angry at Nappa for just killing random people
-Good, now I'm gonna read their power levels, Vegeta.- said Nappa
Nappa uses his scouter to read Gohan, Piccolo, and Krillin's power levels, which reads 0.8 Raditz for Gohan, 1.1 Raditz for Piccolo, and 0.9 Raditz for Krillin
-Nappa, don't you understand? They can hide their power levels-- those readings are useless.- said Vegeta removing his scouter
"didn't they need weighted clothes to do that?" said Pinkie
"Perhaps they learned while training," said Twilight
-You mean like YouTube friends?- said Nappa also removing his scouter
-Yes, and I have a better way of testing their power levels. Plant the Saibamen.- said Vegeta
"the saibawhat?" asked Octavia
-Yay!- said Nappa planting a seed on the ground
six Saibamen erupt from the ground
-Ta-da!- said Nappa
"oh my stars that is disgusting," said Rarity
"agreed," said Octavia
"are those like plant people? that is cool" said Pinkie while Twilight just wrote it down on her notepad
-Wha-what are those?- said Piccolo in shock
-They're cultivated life forms. All with the same power level as Raditz. That's right; he was so weak, we could actually grow Raditzes!- said Vegeta
"that is terrifying," said Applejack
"Yeah we wouldn't be able to take down those things," said Rainbow Dash
"maybe with the help of the other Twilight we could but it would still be really hard," said Sunset
-But, Vegeta, then you have to worry about the Fraggles.- said Nappa
-Oh God dammit, Nappa, nobody's going to get that.- said Vegeta
-As a matter of fact…- said Tien as he and Chiaotzu arrive at the battlefield -I did.-
"oh good more help," said Twilight
-Oh, goody, more of them. Who the hell are you?- said Vegeta sarcastically
-Vegeta, look, more bald people, the small one, the two tall ones, and-- said Nappa before looking at Chiaotzu -Ah... Ah... Vegeta! Look, a Pokémon.-
-I'm not a Pokémon! I'm Chiaotzu! Chiaotzu!- said Chiaotzu
"that does not look like a pokemon," said Pinkie
-Did you hear that, Vegeta? It's a Chiaotzu. I'm gonna catch it!- said Nappa holding a Pokeball
-I told you, I'm not a Poké--OW!- said Chiaotzu getting hit by the Pokeball
"see," said Pinkie
-Awwww, it didn't work, Vegeta.- said Nappa-
That's because you have to damage it first.- said Vegeta
-Alright, let's see if I can get a critical!- said Nappa making Chiaotzu flinch
-Hey, guys, I'm here now.- said Yamcha arriving at the battlefield
"alright Yamcha," said Pinkie
"more help is always welcomed," said Twilight
-It's Yamcha!- said Krillin joyfully
-That's right-- don't worry, guys, we worked ourselves half to death with our training, so I know as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans, and WE WILL WI-- said Yamcha before a saibamen latches onto him and self-destructs leaving only Yamcha's corpse after the explosion
they were all speechless, they didn't expect that to happen so fast
"already!?!?" said Octavia
"looks like it," said Twilight crossing off Yamcha's name
-Yeah...! Woooo...!- said Krillin
[ENDING SEQUENCE]
[STINGER]
-And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, and that one's Other-Cabbagehead,- said Nappa naming the saibamen -and that one's Vegeta Jr.- said Nappa looking at a Saibamen struggling to get up
"they have names?" said Rarity
"I think the names are cute," said Fluttershy
Vegeta kills Vegeta Jr.
"and Vegeta just killed one," said Rainbow Dash
-Vegeta Jr., Nooooo!- yelled Nappa
"well rip Yamcha he died as he lived, explode by a plant monster," said Pinkie
"This show is always like this?" asked Octavia
"sometimes but most of the time is pretty good and funny," said Sunset
"well guess I'll go home, I have to practice," said Octavia leaving
"it's time for the Saiyan showdown let's go," said Rainbow Dash ready to start another episode
"Hey Rainbow I have an idea how about at the weekend we go to my house and watch the entire battle there," said Twilight
"That sounds cool," said Rainbow Dash
"I'm ok with it," said Applejack
"seems fun," said Sunset
"don't see why not," said Fluttershy
"that is a marvelous idea," said Rarity
"slumber party? I'm game" said Pinkie
"so it's settled, Saturday night at my house we will watch the entire Saiyan battle," said Twilight