Alfreda: So, you're suggesting that they kidnapped Duncan?
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Pam: Well yeah! Is there another reason why that group and Duncan vanished?
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Alfreda: Well, no.
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Pam: Exactly.
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Mystia: We're gonna have to find them..which will be hard.
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Pam: Not as hard. They're from the underground which rules out plenty of places. Al right, me and Cirno will get him back.
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Cirno: W-Wait, Why me!?
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Pam: Why so scared? I thought you were fierce and strong. Don't tell me those stories were lies-
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Cirno: T-They're not!
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Pam: Well, let's go.
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Wriggle: I'm coming along.
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Pam: Fine. *To Mystia* I'll take care of her, Sparrow.
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Mystia: Good.
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Cirno: Let's go!
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Alfreda: We'll meet you guys back at The Human Village.
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Suika: Wait...Where did we leave the underground from?
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Yuugi: I-I...thought that you knew..
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Duncan: Wow, you two are super drunk.
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Suika: Hehe..Yeah we are. Have some, friend.
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Duncan: Ha-uh, sorry but I'm not much of a dri-
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Suika grabs her gourd full of sake and forced Duncan to chug it which he did
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Yuugi: There we go. Feeling better?
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Duncan: Me-huh...*Coughs* uh...that was sake I just chugged down..*Coughs*
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Kisume: *To herself* Can't they just pass out so we can eat.
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Yamame: *To herself* Please, just sleep you two...
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Suika: Let's go that way, then.
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Yuugi: Hokay.
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Cirno: Duncan!
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Pam: You here?!
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Wriggle: Honey!
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Pam: Please don't call him that.
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Wriggle: I'll call him whatever I want to.
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Cirno: Shhh, I hear something over there.
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The Three hid in bushes, planning on pouncing the two voices, hoping they have Duncan.
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Pam: *Whispers* Wait for it.
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Unknown: Ah, come on. Why do you always have to be such a bully.
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Unknown:...
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Unknown: Okay Miss "I'm too busy returning supplies to Eirin", you just don't have to tell me but you need to.
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Unknown: I don't need to tell you everything I did and didn't do, Tewi.
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Tewi: Why? Is it because I called you 'Pantie-less Reisen' and swiped your panties off?
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Reisen: That and there's three bandits hiding in the bushes.
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Pam: *To herself* How did she know we are here?
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Cirno: NOW!
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Pam immediately jumped up and grabbed Cirno and Wriggle
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Pam: Sorry rabbits. We were hoping you two were someone else.
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Tewi: Hahaha! She scared you.
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Suika: Hey! Reimu!
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Reimu: Wow, you're drunk..What a surprise.
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Yuugi: We're lost and don't know...wrhere to go.
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Reimu: Okay, just you two this time?
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Suika: Nah, nah...We got *Hiccups* Yemamrmama and-an frikrkr...
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Yamame and Kisume:...
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Yuugi: And this is Dino...
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Reimu: *Looks at Duncan* Riiight. well-*Points to a location*-it's over there. And please don't kill the self-insert.
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Suika: Nah-why, why would we do that, Right Daniel?
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Duncan: Mhmmm...yreah..
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Yamame: Want me to carry you "Daniel"?
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Duncan: That wrould be...nirce.
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Yuugi: haha...You too make a nrce couple...
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Yamame: *To herself* Well, he is a little cute.
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Kisume: We're just friends trying to eat-I mean help friends.
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Suika: Yrrr, friends! Bye and thanks...
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The five left
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Reimu: Poor kid. At least this ain't a self-insert and there won't be one anytime soon.
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Just you wait
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Cirno: This ain't the hole I know of, but it might lead us underground.
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Pam: Wait, you've been to the underground?
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Cirno: Well, duh. Remember, I fought a dangerous bird-lady.
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Pam: A crow tengu?
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Cirno: I don't know, but she could melt anything and lived in a hot place.
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Pam: Well, whatever. Let's just head inside and-
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Suika: This must be it.
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Pam: Duncan!
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Duncan: Mwa...
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Yuugi: Who's Duncan?
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Pam snatched Duncan from Yamame
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Wriggle: Yay, we saved him.
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Suika: Hey, that's our friend!
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Yamame: He belongs to me-I mean us.
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Pam: Sorry, but he needs to go to bed, now.
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Duncan: Mrrrrr... *Falls asleep*
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Yuugi: What are you, his mother?
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Pam: No.
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Suika: Oh.. your shis girlfriend...
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Yuugi: Owh...
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Pam: *Blushing* Y-Yeah, I'm his girlfriend.
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Cirno: Wha!
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Wriggle: *Visibly angry*
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Yuugi: Okey, EY unders..tand. *Clears throat* Well okay...Cya Duncan!
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Suika: Ey, c'mon you two *Grabs Kisume and Yamame* Let's go party.
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Yamame: W-Wait-
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Kisume: My meal...
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The four left underground
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Pam: Surprised they were reasoned with...And you two, don't ever mention this again!
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Wriggle: Fine.
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Cirno: Okay.
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Pam: Let's go to where the rest should be.
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Keine: So this is the team you made?
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Rumia: Yep. You know my friends and these four are Alfreda, Duncan Spallgeti, Pam Ashawn and The Bean.
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Mokou: What's the deal with Duncan?
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Pam: He passed out drunk.
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Rumia: Anyways, we were hoping to find a place to use for our pizza.
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Keine: Come, I know a guy.
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The team followed Keine to a section of the village where there happens to be abandoned buildings.
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Human: Hello, Miss Keine. What brings you here?
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Keine: These folks would like to buy a property here.
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Human: Well, sure. Which one?
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Rumia looked at the buildings until one caught her eye. A building big enough to house a dining area and a kitchen on the first floor and on the second floor: decent amount of rooms, fit for two families.
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Rumia: I want that one.
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Human: Well it's gonna cost ya 160,700 Yen.
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Rumia: Here-*Hands the human the amount* I'd expect it to be a bit expensive.
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Human: It's a little run-down but I figured you and your friends will tidy up the place. Plus, Miss Keine put in a good word for ya. Well, enjoy your new establishment.
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Keine: Good luck on your business.
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Rumia: Thanks!
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Keine, Mokou and the Human left
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Rumia: Al right people, let's get some sleep. next day, we clean up and hopefully continue our goal.
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Next time on Rumia OutPizza's The Hut, The team does some spring cleaning, a few investigate the rival places and pizza becomes relevant again.