loveemmawatsonandhermione: I know! The movies were soooo lazy! I mean, Charlie's cool!

Micheal in Arizona: Thank you so much! I know, I forget so much, its so easy to forget until you re-read the books and then see the movies straight after or something, and you're just like: DUDE HOW DARE YOU I WILL KILL YOU. Haha yeah. The movie changes annoy me sooooooooooooo much! I was doing a Harry Potter movie marathon with some friends last night (well the last night of when I wrote this review reply thingo) and they were all just like "oh good movies!" And then I was just there screaming, ignoring them begging me to shut up. Ahaha yeah.

Ummm: So… you're back? Um yeah well, I mean no offence to you, but I would strongly advise you TO GET OUT OF MY FACE AND STOP READING THE STORY, OR AT LEAST STOP REVIEWING?! I hope you don't do this to other stories, because some people can get seriously upset by mean reviews. It is proven that the majority of people here are at least somewhat enjoying it, as I am getting nice reviews. So, yeah, that's what I have to say to you.

weirdhead: Hmmm… when you put it that way, I definitely understand. But I personally think he would have got a bit bored in the test, as I did when I tried it. But I'm glad you like it. And I know right, Ginny and Harry's reactions to those awful scenes in HBP will be gold.

mckenzie: Thanks!

Addie Whitcher: Ok cool! They're all gonna be on this one story :) And it's no problem!

Guest: Haha, you must wait for that

Scene:

McGonagall's classroom. The three accused are standing in front of McGonagall's desk, while Malfoy is feet away, smirking.

"This is so wrong," said Ron, whose face red from anger clashed with his hair.

"Yes, we all know," said Harry. "You didn't even come to the forbidden forest."

"Wait a minute," Professor McGonagall said, "Why wasn't Mr Weasley with you?"

"Well, there was only enough room for two as well as Norbert," Harry explained, "and Ron was recovering from a bite from Norbert on his finger."

"And… is it true that Hagrid brought a dragon into the school?" McGonnagall asked. Hagrid nodded.

McGonagall: Nothing, I repeat, nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night. Therefore, as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken.

"Well I mean, you did take 50 points off Harry, Neville and I each," Hermione said.

Harry: 50?!

McGonagall: Each. And to ensure it doesn't happen again, all four of you will receive detention.

"Wait, Professor," Harry said. "I remember you only took twenty points off Malfoy. Why? He was no less in the wrong than Neville."

McGonagall sighed. "Honestly, I don't know."

Malfoy nods, then his smile vanishes.

Draco: Excuse me, Professor. Perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said..."the four of us."

"You heard right, kid," Draco groaned. "But I got given detention before the Gryffindors, so I shouldn't be confused."

"Do you think I'm still coming?" Neville said hopefully.

"I think McGonagall would've already found you," Ron said, frowning.

McGonagall: No, you heard me correctly, Mr. Malfoy. You see, as honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours. You will serve detention with your classmates.

A few people laughed.

"Serves you right!" James junior and senior cried in unison, then a long jinx battle took place.

"Shut up James and James, please," Lily said. "Or we're all gonna have dead eardrums by the time we leave."

Harry, Ron and Hermione grin, and Draco sags.

"I just realised," Harry said, starting to laugh. "That we didn't get to see Hermione's jig after we found out Malfoy was getting detention."

Hermione glared at him, and hit him with her handbag. Hard.

Scene:

Outside, at night, the four students are being led to Hagrid's hut by Mr. Filch.

"Wait… you four," Neville laughed a bit at that, "You're having your detention that same night as you got caught? I remember it was ages after — quite a few weeks after."

"You're right, Neville," said Harry. "I remember everyone — well, except Slytherin — was so mad at me for being one of the contributing to a hundred and fifty points lost for Gryffindor — for putting us in last place."

"And we did quite a bit of studying for our exams," Hermione said.

"And I remember Harry said about hearing Quirrell crying, and you guys wouldn't let us do poking around, because you were sick of it!" Ron mentioned.

"Well, it kind of got us a hundred and fifty points lost for Gryffindor and a detention," Hermione said, raising her eyebrows at Ron. "You were just lucky you got bitten by Norbert."

Ron shrugged.

"And Harry wanted to resign from Quidditch," Wood chuckled. "As if that's ever going to happen."

Filch: A pity they let the old punishments die. There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I miss the screaming. {Draco gulps, and Hermione rushes by.}

"Hang you by your thumbs?" Filch said. "That never happened, we hung them by their wrists."

"But imagine getting hung by your thumbs!" Hermione cried. "Your thumbs would fall off!"

"Wait, didn't we meet Filch in the entrance hall?" Harry asked.

"Yes, we did," said Neville.

Filch: You'll be serving detention with Hagrid tonight. He's got a little job to do inside the dark forest. {Hagrid appears with a crossbow. He sniffles.} A sorry lot this, Hagrid. Oh, good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?

"Filch didn't tell us that we would think twice about breaking school rules?" Hermione said, tilting her head to the side.

"Well, it didn't really work, did it," Ron said, raising his eyebrows. A few people laughed.

Hagrid: {sniffs and sighs} Norbert's gone. Dumbledore sent him off to Romania to live in a colony.

"WHAT?!" Charlie exploded, then turned to Ron. "I thought my friends came to pick Norbert up from you and your mates."

"They did!" Ron said. He turned to Harry and Hermione. "They did, right. At the astronomy tower, like we agreed?"

"Yes," Harry said. "The movie makers were obviously just too lazy to include that scene."

Hermione: Well, that's good, isn't it? He'll be with his own kind.

Hagrid: Yeah, but what if he don't like Romania? {Filch rolls eyes.} What if the other dragons are mean to him? He's only a baby, after all.

"This…" Hermione started. "OK, OK, we've already gone through this. But oh my gosh, this is honestly insane."

A few people grumbled agreement as they resumed the movie.

Filch: Oh, for Gods sake, pull yourself together, man. You're going into the forest, after all. Got to have your wits about you.

"But honestly, we found out because I was quite happy about having detention with Hagrid, and then Filch said we weren't going to enjoy ourselves because we were going into the forest!" Harry cried.

Draco: The forest? I thought that was a joke! We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed. And there are...{a howl sounds}...werewolves!

"We can't go in there at night," Draco corrected.

"But you honestly sound so scared, Dad," Scorpius snickered.

"Shut up," Draco grumbled.

Filch: There's more than werewolves in those trees, lad. You can be sure of that. {Draco looks frightened.} Nighty-night. {Exit.}

"Should of thought of those werewolves before you broke the rules," Filch said.

"Wait…" Lily jr said, tensing up. "So… you're being punished for walking around at night, and… your punishment is walking around at night?"

"Don't ask," Harry said to his daughter, shaking his head.

Hagrid: Right. Let's go.

"And… Hagrid was so friendly when we saw him," Hermione said. "He'd been waiting for half an hour and greeted Harry and I."

"I honestly cannot believe this movie," said Hagrid, shaking his head.

Scene: In the forest. The group walks along a path to a tree. Hagrid stops, bends down and dips his fingers in a silver puddle. He pulls out his fingers and rubs them together. A silver trail smears with his fingers.

"I guess Malfoy isn't going to complain," Harry said. Malfoy scowled.

Harry: Hagrid, what's that?

"I pointed it out to you all, though!" Hagrid cried. "Just before we entered the forest!

Hagrid: What we're here for. See that? That's unicorn's blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago. Now, this one's been injured bad by something. {Harry suddenly sees a large cloaked figure walking through the trees. He looks at Hagrid.} So, it's our job to find the poor beast. Ron, Hermione, you'll come with me.

"But Harry and I went with Hagrid!" Hermione cried.

Hagrid rolled his eyes and shrugged.

Ron: {weakly} Okay.

"Oh my gosh, I was not there!" Ron cried.

No one replied.

Hagrid: And Harry, you'll go with Malfoy. {Draco grimaces, and Harry nods.}

"But… I didn't go with Malfoy until after Neville sent the sparks up!" Harry cried.

"But that's not gonna happen," Neville said. "Because I'm not there."

"Ohhhh, right," Harry remembered.

Draco: Okay. Then I get Fang!

"I wanted Fang before we got told our groups," Draco muttered.

Hagrid: Fine. Just so you know, he's a bloody coward. {Fang whines.}

"That wasn't very nice, Hagrid," said Ron. "Did you actually say that?"

"Along those lines, yes…" Hagrid said, staring at the screen.

Scene:

Harry and Draco are walking through the forest, Fang leading. Draco has the lamp.

"Wait… so I suppose Hermione, Hagrid and I won't see Ronan and Bane?" Harry asked.

"Suppose not," Ronan said. "Mars was so bright. Did war ever come?"

"Yes, but why would Mars being bright signify war?" Hermione asked.

"Perhaps because Mars is the name of the Roman god of war?" Ron suggested.

"Very good," said Bane.

Draco: You wait till my father hears about this. This is servant's stuff.

"Well, it's what happens at Hogwarts, Draco," Lucius Malfoy's voice was just as cold and drawling as his son's.

"DRACO IS A DADDY'S BOY!" The booming voice yelled out.

"WHAT?!" Draco exploded. "I am not a Daddy's boy! How dare you think that! I am not a Daddy's boy!" He grumbled. "Wait till my father hears about this!" He immediately turned to his father. "They think I'm a daddy's boy!"

Everyone burst out laughing. Even Lucius seemed pretty close to cracking up. Draco realised what had happened, then groaned. Everyone just continued to laugh.

"You may laugh, Potter," Draco snarled, immediately raging at Harry. "But where's your father? Dead!"

James sr walked up to Draco with a smirk on his face. "You sure about that one?"

Draco bit his lip, then quickly resumed the movie.

Harry: If I didn't know better, Draco, I'd say you were scared.

Draco: Scared, Potter?! {Scoffs} {howl} Did you hear that? Come on, Fang. Scared.

"I mean, this dialogue didn't happen, but if it had my life would honestly be complete and full of gold," Harry said, wiping tears of laughter out of his eyes.

Draco scowled at him.

Scene:

The group approaches a flat ground with gnarled roots all over. Fang stops, then growls.

Harry: What is it, Fang?

"I don't remember…" Draco started, but the movie cut them off.

Up ahead, a cloaked figure is crouched over a dead unicorn, drinking its blood. The figure raises its head, silver blood dripping from its mouth.

"Oh, but I saw the unicorn," Harry groaned.

Harry gasps and grabs his scar, which is hurting.

Draco: {A look of pure fear} AHHHHHHHHH! AHHH! {runs away, with Fang} HELP!

"Oh wow, thanks for the help, Malfoy," Harry said sarcastically. "It was much appreciated."

"Hey, when I ran away I thought you would come too," Draco said.

"Yeah, well you could have looked back!" Harry cried.

"You expect me to help you?" Draco snickered. "We weren't even friends. We still aren't!"

Harry rolled his eyes. "Whatever you say, Malfoy. Whatever you say."

"YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT FOR DRARRY?!" The voice boomed through the theatre.

"SHUT UP!" Harry and Draco yelled in unison.

Harry is left by himself. The figure slides over the unicorn and rises erect. It advances towards Harry, who backs up, but trips. He crawls backwards. Suddenly, there is the sound of hoofbeats. A figure leaps over Harry and lands near the cloaked figure. It is a silver centaur, FIRENZE. It rears, and the cloaked figure retreats, flying away.

"Who is that centaur?!" Firenze cried out. "Coz I remember doing that and I know that that pony ain't me!"

He had a point — this centaur looked nothing like Firenze, with his blondish-whitish mane and palomino body.

Firenze: Harry Potter, you must leave. You are known to many creatures here. The forest is not safe at this time. Especially for you.

"No asking if I'm OK?" Harry asked.

"I seem so polite here. No, 'you're the Potter boy.'"

"Yes, Firenze, you were… very polite," Harry said, rolling his eyes.

Harry: {rises} But what was that thing you saved me from?

"That just skipped… Ronan and Bane should have come!" Firenze cried.

"Well, my friend… Bane and I seem to be omitted characters," Ronan said, quite angrily.

Firenze: A monstrous creature. It is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price. You have slain something so pure that the moment the blood touches your lips, you will have a half-life. A cursed life.

Voldemort sneered. "Well, I'm back alive now. And I will do anything to keep it that way."

The booming voice let off a booming chuckle.

"What was the laughing about?" Voldemort cried.

The voice was silent.

Harry: But who would choose such a life?

Firenze: Can you think of no one?

"Yeah…" Ron said. "It's You-Know-Who isn't it?"

Harry bit his lip then nodded.

Harry: Do you mean to say...that that thing that killed the unicorn...that was drinking its blood...that was Voldemort?

"You said You-Know-Who's name!" Ron cried, his voice sounding like the world was ending.

"Well, actually Hermione cut me off," Harry said. "I only started saying it."

Firenze: Do you know what is hidden in the school at this very moment?

Harry: The Philosopher's Stone.

"This happened before I realised Volde—"

"SHUT UP!" Ron screamed.

"Shut up?" Harry questioned, a smirk coming to his face. "V-V-V-V-Voldemort!"

Ron scowled.

"You do realise I'm right here?" Voldemort said, his snake-like features smirking.

Suddenly, a dog (Fang) barks. Harry looks up and sees Hagrid, Hermione, Ron and Draco appear.

"I honestly seem to not be your best friend here," Hermione said. "I'm not sprinting ahead."

Harry shrugged.

Hermione: Harry!

"No Harry, are you OK?!" Harry said, mocking Hermione's worried tone at the time.

"Well, I was worried about you," Hermione said, rolling her eyes. "I don't want you dying, you know."

"That's news to me," said Harry. Hermione just glared at him.

Hagrid: Hello there, Firenze. I see you've met our young Mr. Potter. You all right there, Harry? {Harry nods}

"I didn't speak to Firenze," Hagrid muttered.

Firenze: Harry Potter, this is where I leave you. You're safe now. Good luck.

{Close up on the dead unicorn.}

"Wait, why aren't I explaining to Hagrid what happened?" Harry questioned.

Scene:

Gryffindor common room. Right after 'attack.' The group is around the fire. Hermione and Ron are seated, but Harry stands.

Hermione: You mean, You-Know-Who's out there, right now, in the forest?

"Huh?" Harry said. "I literally said that Snape was getting the stone for Voldemort and Voldemort was waiting in the forest. And then Ron was complaining about me saying his name."

"I was then, and I am now," Ron said angrily. "Stop saying it!"

Harry: But he's weak. He's living off the unicorns. Don't you see? We had it wrong. Snape doesn't want the stone for himself, he wants the stone for Voldemort. With the Elixir of Life, Voldemort will be strong again. He'll… he'll come back. {Sits down.}

"But… but I honestly said about how Firenze saved me and how Bane didn't think he should of," Harry said.

"Yeah, you said that that must have been written in the stars as well," Hermione agreed. "Honestly, those centaurs and their planets and stars… it's ridiculous."

Firenze, Bane and Ronan glared at her with anger in their expressions.

Ron: But if he comes back, you don't think he'll try to kill you, do you?

Harry: I think if he'd had the chance, he might have tried to kill me tonight.

"This is just…" Harry shook his head at the inaccuracy of the scene.

Ron: {Gulp} And to think, I've been worrying about my Potions final!

"Since when has Ronald worried about a Potions final?" Hermione cried.

Ron shook his head, looking bewildered. "They honestly make me look like I don't care!"

Hermione: Hang on a minute. We're forgetting one thing. Who's the one wizard Voldemort always feared? {The boys shrug.} Dumbledore! As long as Dumbledore's around, you're safe. As long as Dumbledore's around, you can't be touched. {Harry smiles slightly.}

"Well, that dialogue was a bit wrong," Hermione said. "It was OK, but pretty different."

Neville shook his head. "I honestly cannot believe I didn't go to the forbidden forest here!"

"I honestly cannot believe I did!" Ron muttered.

People, I am scarred for life. I was on a rollercoaster last night, and it stopped for a whole hour! Anyway, I'm alive, hahaha...

So, I'm curious, what Hogwarts house are you all in? I'm in Hufflepuff!