—omake/extras—
1: Meanwhile, on the ship, part 1
(when the villains attack, Izu and her friends are surrounded by villains in the water. What can they do?!)
Izumi: we're surrounded! Okay, so what's the plan?
Mineta: (already gave up on life) Well, I guess since this is the end… (the girls give a confused look, and wait) (he tries to hug them as he jumps) (in midair) LET'S EXCHANGE MARRIAGE VOWS!
Asui: (whacks him with her tongue, sending him overboard)...oops...
I: … okay, so what's our plan?
2: During the villain invasion, meanwhile, back at U.A, part 1
(class 1-B is training, they are sparing with one another)
Grey: (raises his head suddenly to look out of the window) Hmm! (His sparring partner, Tetsutetsu, attacks him, but Grey just opens a portal and he falls in the void)
Itsuka Kendo: Hm? Grey? What's wrong?
G: No, I just thought… My gut tells me my Kitty is in trouble.
IK: (sweat drops) What are you now? Spiderman with his spidey senses?
Neito Monoma: (disgusted) Just how long are you going to think about her? NO! Better yet, childhood friends or not, she's an enemy next door! Don't you have any pride being a student of Class 1-B?
G: (stares at him for a long time)
NM: w-what?
G: (smiles brightly) I'm sorry, who are you again?
NM: It's Neito Monoma! If you have a heart, at least remember our names!
3: Meanwhile, on the ship, part 2
Izumi: Okay, so what's the plan?
Mineta: Well, I guess since this is the end, le-
Asui: If you say marriage vows again, I'm not saving you this time, Kero.
M: Of course not, my suggestion is that we should get to know ourselves better in order to create a strategy.
Asui: That's...pretty smart…
I: hold on, I'm getting an inkling he's onto something shady here.
M: So that being said, (suddenly jumps to her) (in midair) Kitten, let's deepen the bond between us!
Izumi: (Murderous and offended being called that) (hits him, then squashes him under her foot) Before you can do that, I'll drown you in the deepest part of this lake!
M: (Ignores the threat as he finds it hot) As long as we spend time together~
I: (they stare at him in an incredulous and dark way) ...On second thought, go drown yourself.
4: During the villain invasion, meanwhile, back at U.A, part 2
(Class 1-B are taking a break from sparing)
Kendo: (hands Grey water) Here.
Grey: Thanks, Onee-San. You really are considerate compared to that copy blonde monkey over there. (Points at Monoma)
Monoma: Hey, I just told you it's Monoma! Yessh! Seriously what is with your naming sense? And why's Kendo's nickname more decent than mine?
G: Hmmm… maybe because she's like a big sister to us? (smiles brightly) Don't worry, though. I'll eventually remember your name, mocking unstable mongoose!
M: It's Monoma! And why did that name just suddenly change right now!?
Vlad sensei: (suddenly comes) Oi! Nakamura! Where's Tetsutetsu? Wasn't he your last sparring partner!?
G: ! (he looks around in panic, starts sweating) (falsetto) Shit…
(note: don't worry, Tetsutetsu is alive. He just stumbled in a jail cell and was stuck there for an hour, all confused. Poor guy.)
5: Meanwhile, on the ship, part 3
Izumi: okay, I got a plan!
Mineta: Great! What is it?
I: Cover your ears! (they do) okay. (Takes out a giant bazooka from out of nowhere and aims it at the water)
M: ! Wha—What the hell!?
I:... Uh… don't tell Aizawa Sensei I had this. (Launches it)
Villain 1: HOLY SHIT! RUN!
Villain 2: SWIM YOU IDIOT! SWIM!
(Note: from that day onwards, Izumi became the only girl Mineta had been wary and cautious being close with)
6: The strange things they come across during investigations
(At a crime scene in the victim's apartment, Izumi is looking for clues)
Grey: (comes) was the victim some sort of book worm? (Looks at the collection of books)
Izumi: yep
G: Kitty take a break, you've been here for an hour.
I: then help me!
G: (huffs as he looks at the room) I highly doubt you'll find anything useful,
(Opens the door next to him, that turns out to be the bathroom. But it isn't empty. A shirtless man with a cowboy hat faces Grey)
?: (tips his hat) Howdy partner!
G: (Slams the door shut immediately, he turns to Izumi) (Traumatized) I don't know if it comes with the room, but there is a half naked cowboy shaving at that bathroom!
I: (incredulous) WHat!? How'd I miss him?
7: Grey's threats
(In the living room of Izu's apartment, Grey is livid, pissed and murderous)
Grey: (grits his teeth and growls aggressively) ... I will find you again. And when I do, I will destroy you, tear your body into pieces, break down your mind, and disintegrate your soul if you dare come any closer and touch what's mine, you son of a bitch!
Izumi: (unamused) Grey, just because a kid on the Internet is beating your pants off at Minecraft, doesn't mean you should act like a 9 year old yourself.
G: GAH! That brat did it! (Pissed) I'll be done in another hour!
8: Caught
(It's late night, Katsuki's room, he's having trouble sleeping)
Katsuki: (growls as he tosses and turns) I can't sleep…. Stupid Deku… always in my thoughts. (He gets up and opens the window for fresh air, but finds himself looking at Grey, sitting on a tree, about to break in as he's carrying a crowbar)
Grey: … Well this is awkward. (Smiles) Good morning, sunshine! How'd you sleep?
K: (speechless)
G:Uh, I was just Uh… taking a walk—no, climbing trees for no reason. It wasn't like I was planning to break into your room again, contemplating whether to smack that stupid face of yours for hurting Kitty yesterday. Nope, definitely not. Haha… you know what I'm sayin?
K: YOU STUPID, CRAZY MOTHERF**KING ASSHOLE! YOU STILL DOING THIS CREEPY-ASS SHIT WITH ME!
Mitsuki: (From downstairs) KATSUKI! DON'T JUST SUDDENLY YELL SO LATE AT NIGHT! YOU WOKE US UP! I'LL MAKE YOU SLEEP OUT THE MAT THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS!