(After the intro)

"It's no secret that certain powers come from martial arts abilities." Wiz stated.

"And these two power helmets certainly take those cakes!" Exclaimed Boomstick. "Captain Falcon, the bounty hunting racer of F-Zero."

"And Jason Lee Scott, leader of the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Wiz stated.

"He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick." He introduced.

"And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!" Wiz stated.


(Captain Falcon)

"We cut to the year 2560." Wiz stated. "In this year, things went... psycho. There are Aliens among us, people are travelling through space, and there's a new unique sport."

"It's the most badass sport ever!" Boomstick yelled. "High-speed racing with anti-gravity vehicles known as F-Zero!"

"F-Zero is an extremely dangerous activity." Wiz explained. "Even one wrong turn could mean your end."

"Those who survive are beyond hardcore!" Boomstick added. "Just like the F-Zero champion, Captain Falcon!"


Background:

Real names: Douglas Jay, Andy Summer, Ryu Suzaku

Age: 37

Height: 6'8

Weight: 310 lbs

Respected bounty hunter

Won the F-Zero championship more than three times

Favourite food: Tripe

Signature move: Falcon Punch


"To most people, Captain Falcon is a racer with a household name." Wiz explained. "But he's a lot more than that. He is a mystery."

"When he's not racing, Captain Falcon is a more-than-successful bounty hunter." Boomstick explained. "He is dedicated to protecting the universe from the wicked monster. Black Shadow."

"Black Shadow is a well-renown crime lord." Wiz explained. "His main goal is to have the universe worship him. His main source of evil on his outfit is the giant horns on his head."

"You better believe Falcon's got the skills to take on Black Shadow!" Boomstick exclaimed. "Especially his skills in martial arts, and his fiery superpowers."


Techniques:

Falcon Punch

Falcon Kick

Raptor Boost

Falcon Dive

Knee Smash (the Knee of Justice)


"The Falcon Kick can help him reach distances, the Raptor Boost is good for surprises, and the Falcon Dive can give him an extra boost." Wiz listed.

"But there is one technique which more than stands out from the rest." Boomstick stated. "The Falcon Punch. By combining his powers with his pyrokinesis, Falcon is able to punch people with a fiery bird."

"His abilities of Pyrokinesis most likely come from his F-Zero Machine, the Blue Falcon." Wiz explained.


Blue Falcon:

Weight: 1.260 kg

Max Speed: 1,100 km/h (Sans boost), 1,600 km/h (With boost), 2,000 km/h (With dash pads)

Reactor Might:

- Has been install in the engine

- Boosts C. Falcon's pyrokinesis

- Power boosts among other Reaction Mights

Super Falcon Model

- Increases Blue Falcon's Grip and Speed.


"The Blue Falcon has G-Diffuser and magnetic techs to boost it's agility, and be able to reach over fifteen hundred miles per hour." Boomstick explained. "That's over thirty times faster than the world's fastest car, a Bugatti Chiron Sport. He can even tap into the Blue Falcon's hidden Reactor Might for extra fire power."

"A Reactor Might comes from pieces of the Big Bang itself." Wiz explained. "You'd think they use those pieces for things better than powering up racing vehicles."

"Have you seen the Boost Fire?!" Boomstick asked. "With it, the Blue Falcon turns into a buzz saw made of blue energy! And it can even go faster and even fly!"

"A Reactor Might is directly bonded with whoever owns it." Wiz explained. "With this bond, owners can summon their vehicles from miles away, allowing Falcon to call upon his vehicle at his own discretion."

"Reactor Mights contain a lot of raw power that is capable of ripping holes in other dimensions." Boomstick added. "One on it's own destroyed an entire space station in a single blast."

"As discovered before, the explosion had a yield of over six megatons of TNT." Wiz explained. "Without his Reactor Might, it's possible that C. Falcon would not be able to use his pyrokinesis abilities."

"Eventually, Captain Falcon used his abilities to finish off Black Shadow for good." Boomstick added. "And to make that more impressive, Black Shadow took hits from a buffed up super alien named Zoda."


Feats:

Won a race against the Creators

Spotted and avoided a sniper

Defeated Black Shadow, who shrug off hits from Hyper Zoda

A clone of him tore up a metal cage with ease

Used his precision and speed to remove a bomb

Destroyed three Death Bots in 0.2 seconds

Defeated Deathborn, Blood Falcon, and Black Shadow


"Falcon once moved fast enough to destroy three robots in under a single second, which means he was moving well over the speed of sound." Wiz explained.

"What about the time he spotted a sniper?" Boomstick asked. "And the other time he survived a freaking rocket exploding?! Also, a clone of him took blows from a military personnel, and felt nothing!"

"He also carries dynamite with him that is capable of blowing up this giant weather machine." Wiz added. "Which is like one hundred dynamite sticks in one. And now we cover something we didn't cover earlier. Captain Falcon is a title, that has been passed down to three people."

"The only way to become the next Captain Falcon is to best the previous one." Boomstick added. "Ryu, the latest one to take the title, must be the best Captain Falcon of the three."

"It goes to show that while Captain Falcon is a mystery, his racing legacy will live on." Wiz stated.

"FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon yelled.


(Red Ranger Jason)

"Rita Repulsa, an interstellar witch who has been released from space prison after then thousand years." Wiz stated.

"Which was actually a space trash can!" Boomstick added. "I almost don't blame her for being pissed and deciding to attack Earth."

"In order to ward off Rita's forces, Zordon, the good natured sage, seeked a team of heroes." Wiz explained. "Which ended up being five teenagers."

"These five teens were connected to the Morphing Grid." Boomstick added. "Which allowed them to transform into the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. Go go, Power Rangers!"

"Each of these Rangers was bonded to a robotic Dinosaur." Wiz added. "There was the Blue Triceratops, the Yellow Sabre Toothed Tiger, the Black Mastodon, the Pink Pterodactyl, and the Red Tyrannosaurus."

"The latter of which goes to the Red Ranger, and leader of the Power Rangers." Boomstick added. "This is Jason Lee Scott."


Background:

Full name: Jason Lee Scott

Height: 5'8

Weight: 167 lbs

Leader of the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers

Morphs: Mighty Morphin Red, Gold Zeo, Omega Red

Likes: Teaching, hard rock, hip hop, sushi


"Jason is the chillest of the Rangers, and already had martial arts experience." Wiz explained. "This includes Kenpo, Taekwondo, Judo, and Shinkudo. The latter of which is a mix of Japanese sword fighting and karate."

"His interest in hip hop grants him skills in Hip Hop Kido." Boomstick added. "Whenever he needs to go full power, he pulls out his trusty Power Coin, and yells It's Morphin Time! Tyrannousaurous."

"Transforming into Power Rangers grants it's user an impressive boost in martial arts skills." Wiz explained. "Even those with no experience in it."


Powers & Weapons:

Power Sword

Blade Blaster

Wrist Communicator (which allows him to teleport)

Superhuman strength, speed, and abilities

The Morphin Grid grants him protection


"The suit increases his strength and speed to great levels, and the Morphin Grid can protect him from attacks until it's overloaded." Boomstick explained.

"Jason is well known for his offense." Wiz added. "His Power Punch can launch foes at great distances, and he can weaponize the Grid for more powerful strikes."

"But when Jason wants to up his game, he's got a variety in weaponry." Boomstick added.

"His Wrist Communicator allows him to teleport, and his Blade Blaster can double as an edged weapons, and a laser gun." Wiz listed. "And for tougher battles, Jason has the ability to summon Power Swords at will. Even the most powerful of monsters cannot resist the sword's power. It also allows Jason to access the Power Blaster, which is like a super crossbow that can destroy monsters not even the Dinosaurs can destroy, even the Dinozords themselves."

"The only problem is Power Rangers cannot escalate fights." Boomstick explained. "Jason cannot access those super weapons unless the fight is extremely necessary to access them."

"With or without his weapons, Jason has more than earned his title as leader." Wiz added. "He can lift giant boulders, which weigh about sixty nine tons, the Yellow Ranger, who has the same level of power as Jason, pushed a boulder which weighs over twelve thousand tons."


Feats:

Benched three thousand reps in a single day

Lifted a sixty nine ton boulder

Survived the explosion of the Command Center

Stopped Rita Repulsa from destroying Earth

Led an army of Rangers against Lord Drakkon

Defeated Tommy Oliver, Goldar, the Machine Empire, and King Sphinx


"Jason even ran fast enough to leave large clouds of dust behind him." Boomstick added. "And if that wasn't enough, he was even in Space!"

"While the Rangers can keep up with fast sports cars, each Ranger draws power from the same Power Grid." Wiz explained. "Like the time the Green SPD Ranger lifted and threw a car."

"Jason is tough enough to shrug off lightning, and even the Command Center exploding multiple times!" Boomstick added. "Although the Rangers' main flaw is that their transformations can't last forever."

"That's right, Boomstick." Wiz replied. "If he takes too much damage, Jason can turn back into his normal teenage self."

"But with his power and skills by his side, Jason will stand tall against whatever he's against." Boomstick added.

"You want a fight, you've got it!" Jason yelled.


"Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities." Wiz stated.

"It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!" Boomstick yelled.


Captain Falcon was polishing the Blue Falcon.

"Perfect for my next race." He said.

"You!" A voice boomed.

Captain Falcon turned, and there was Jason Lee Scott.

"What kind of outfit is that?!" He demanded. "You're not a Power Ranger! You're an impostor!"

"Huh?" Falcon replied.

"It's Morphin Time!" Jason yelled.

Jason transformed into his Ranger self.

"I'll show you!" He yelled. "You were probably sent here Rita!"

"I don't even know who that is!" Falcon replied.

"A likely story!" Jason yelled.

"Well, if it's a battle you want, you got it!" Falcon yelled. "Show me your moves!"

FIGHT!

Jason dashed at Falcon, who caught him, and threw him over the Blue Falcon.

"Falcon Kick!" C. Falcon yelled.

Falcon jumped over the Blue Falcon, and activated a Falcon Kick, which launched Jason at a distance.

"He's more powerful than I thought!" Jason yelled.

Jason took out his Blade Blaster, and fired at Falcon, which caught him off guard.

"How does a gun double as a blaster?!" Exclaimed Falcon.

Jason then tackled Falcon into the Blue Falcon.

"Had enough yet?!" Jason boomed.

"I'm just getting started!" Falcon replied.

Falcon then threw Jason off him, and added a Raptor Boost. After landing, Jason summoned the Power Sword to finish off Falcon. What he didn't realise is that Captain Falcon was getting into the Blue Falcon, and rushed it straight at Jason. Jason used the Power Sword to deal damage to the Reactor Might, which triggered an explosion which launched both of them into the air. While flying through the air, Jason turned back into his teenage self. Meanwhile, Falcon was aiming at Jason for the final blow.

"FALCON PUNCH!" He yelled.

Captain Falcon landed a powerful Falcon Punch which caused a large explosion. After landing, all that remained of Jason was his severed head.

"Who was that kid talking about?" Falcon asked himself.


(K.O.!)

"Now that was a fiery battle!" Boomstick yelled.

"This was a surprisingly even match." Wiz said. "While Jason had a more varied arsenal, Falcon could take whatever Jason could throw at him. and dish out just as much, if not more."

"While Jason surviving the Command Center exploding equaled almost five hundred and fifty tons of TNT, Black Shadow used his own Reactor Might to destroy a mountain, a feat requiring one hundred million tons of TNT."

"Numbers aside, despite how matched they were in skills and abilities, Falcon's surperior strength, durability, and Blue Falcon meant the end for the teen in the red spandex."

"Jason couldn't match the power of the Falcon." Boomstick joked.

"The winner is Captain Falcon." Wiz stated.


Well, that's it for this battle. Now I can make that drawing of Haztim RedHood123 asked me to make. Now, next time on DEATH BATTLE:

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