Radu24maior- walks on stage
Crowd- claps
Radu24maior- "Hello there, been a while." nervous chuckle "Hope you don't mind!"
Crowd- gives murderous glare
Radu24maior- "So much for that, now, tonight we will have a two special guests, you might have guessed, but it's none other than Gregor and Luxa!
Luxa- walks on stage
Radu24maior- "Where's Gregor?"
Luxa- "You will see soon enough."
Radu24maior- "Wha..." gets cut off by Gregor falling trough the skylight
Radu24maior- "Huh, forgot we had one of those"
Gregor- "Did I miss anything?"
Luxa- "No, you did not."
Radu24maior- "Yeah, you didn't miss anything, but, might I ask, WHAT THE BEEP?"
Gregor- "I have a really good reason, you know?"
Radu24maior- "What reason is good enough to require making an entrance trough the BEEPing skylight? Don't you like the stairs?"
Gregor- "As a matter of fact, I don't like stairs, I just don't trust them, they always seem up to something."
Radu24maior- "Please don't tell me that you ruined my skylight just to make a bad joke."
Gregor- "Ok, I won't."
Radu24maior- blink five times and pulls out a stop watch "Gregor, just because you have been trough a lot, I'm going to give you a thirty second head start, and give you some good advice, RUN!" pulls out a gun and starts the stop watch
Gregor- "Yikes!" Runs in the back stage
Luxa- "What about the episode?"
Radu24maior- "Later, as you can see, now I have much more important matters to attend to, now..." stop watch makes a sound "...I have to go, please excuse me." cocks the gun "GREGOR!"
TECHNICAL DIFICULTIES
Radu24maior- Walks back on stage with the gun empty
Gregor- Walks on stage with bandages
Luxa- Helps Gregor walk
Radu24maior- "You are lucky I only got seven rounds."
Gregor- "One is enough."
Radu24maior- "Oh come on! You are, literally, a war veteran! You suffered wounds far worse."
Gregor- "Yeah, but it's not every day that you get shot by four 45acp rounds! By the way, how the hell did you manage to miss three rounds at pretty much point blank?"
Radu24maior- "The first three were blanks."
Luxa- "Well, I don't care if six of them were blanks! You still shot Gregor!"
Radu24maior- "Ok, let's say he breaks something really expensive from your palace just to make a bad joke, what do you do?"
Luxa- "...fair enough."
Gregor- "BEEP"
Radu24maior- "That would the most respectable way to respond after you make the joke."
Luxa- "Say whatever you want, he is in no condition to attend the show tonight."
Radu24maior- "BEEP, you are right." sigh "I guess this is it for tonight. Goodbye everyone!"