Ringmaster made his usual entrance for the final time.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my arena, where there's no rules, no research, only bloodshed! I am Ringmaster, your announcer, your host extraordinaire for this extravaganza! And let me welcome you to the exhibition!" Ringmaster greeted. "In today's matchup, we have our first Handicap DBX. In this corner, we have Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth, and The Mask, the God of Toonforce. Two fourth wall breaking maniacs. And in this corner, we have Stephen Stotch, the worst and most abusive fictional father in animated show history. Now, why is this a matchup? Now, basically everyone hates Stephen Stotch, so we're putting him against two characters he couldn't possibly hope to defeat. Ever. Not to mention, we have a little surprise for the end. Now, let the exhibition begin!"


(The battle)

Stephen was on his way home, to find a way to ground Butters. Just then, Deadpool appeared in front of him.

"Hey, it's the guy everyone hates!" Deadpool yelled. "You know, DiamondPickle994 made this DBX just for RedHood123."

"What DBX?!" Stephen demanded. "What are you talking about?"

"He's talking about us beating the shit out of you." Another voice, who was behind Stephen, said.

Stephen turned around, and it was The Mask behind him. The Mask had his hand on Stephen shoulder.

"Chum, your days of abusing Butters are done." The Mask said.

"I don't think so!" Stephen replied.

Live and let die! FIGHT!

"I think he wants to communicate." The Mask said.

The Mask, with his hand still on Stephen's shoulder, pulled a bomb out of his vest, and they both screamed.

The blast knocked The Mask to the ground, and Stephen into the air. Before Stephen could reach the ground, Deadpool slashed Stephen with his Katanas.

"It's cuttin' time!" Deadpool yelled, singing his Cuttin' Time song rom MVC3.

Stephen was spinning like crazy in the air. As he was landing, The Mask made loads of giant guns appear, and fired them at Stephen. Deadpool joined in, firing his pistols at Stephen.

Stephen was lying on the ground, bleeding like crazy. To finish him, The Mask pulled a giant hammer out of nowhere, and used it to squash Stephen Stotch like a bug under a shoe.

Linda Stotch noticed Stephen's corpse, and rushed over to it.

"Stephen, no!" Linda wept.

Deadpool shot Linda in the head with a single shot, killing her.

Finally, Butters saw the corpses of his parents.

"Mom? Dad?" He asked.

"Easy now, they've been abusing you long enough." Deadpool said. "Hey, how about you stay with us?"

"I mean, Stephen and Linda won't be able to ground or abuse you for stupid reasons anymore." The Mask added.

Butters smiled at them.

"Y-yeah!" Butters yelled. "I'm better off without them! Thank you for freeing me from them!"

And so, Deadpool, The Mask, and Butters all walked away from the rotting corpses of Stephen and Linda, knowing Butters' days of being abused and grounded are done forever.


Voting percentages:

Deadpool & The Mask: 100%

Stephen Stotch: 0%


"What a happy ending." Ringmaster sniffled. "Anyways, that's it for DBX, but make sure to stay tuned for the first Death Battle for Season 2: Johnny Bravo VS Pepe Le Pew."


Oh, and a quick note: RedHood123, did you know that Haztim and Hustimb were based on Ferra and Torr?