Title: Deal with it
Fandom: PJO/HoO
Warnings: The one meme everyone is this fandom knows and will start laughing at it when they see it, Percy using is a weapon of sass
Summary: Persassy is sassy. Sass is his weapon. Mr. D will turn him into a dolphin. Persassy
Characters: Percy Jackson, Mr. D, Nico DiAngelo
Prompt: Meme
Ships: None today
Part of my Olympiantober prompts I found on Tik Tok.
Deal with it
Olympiantober
"I will freaking kill you!"
"Then do it,"
"Aghhh!"
"Exactly, you can't. It's okay to admit you're still wearing your mouth guards,"
"Aghh!" Nico screamed again. He stomped away, muttering about sons of Poseidon.
"Perry Johnson," said a bored, flat voice.
"Mr. D,"
"Is there a reason you are crushing the last hopes I had for this day to be peaceful?"
"Is there a reason you don't know what a condom is and you fuck every pretty lady that comes along?" asked Percy, unimpressed. Mr. D's face darkened.
"Oooh!" said the demigods present.
"I could turn you into a dolphin with a snap of my fingers." Mr. D warned.
"Do it to yourself. Maybe you can win away from your failure."
The demigods sucked in their breath. The air was tense.
"Persues Jackson, this is your last warning,"
"Says who?"
"Says me,"
"Well, I won't stop," Percy moved his hand to his hip and raised his fingers to snap them in a diva motion.
"Deal with it,"
He did not.
Chapter 3 of Treason in progress.