[HORDE] [HORDE][HORDE]
PSA : Since everyone asked, yes. We will hold, for the first time in a long time, Halloween. However, you are to be warned : This is a trial.
Force Captain Scorpia : Yes I know. You want your own prom. However it shall be done on my term… In a few weeks. For Halloween. It will be more efficient to hold both at the same time, to make it themed…. Scorpia, I do not have an exosqueleton, do not …!
[The Horde shuddered, as they heard their leader being the victim of the legendary deadly hug of the kindest princess.]
Force Captain Octavia : I find your new motto "If it moves, it can be tentacled" quite worrying. I do not know why and frankly, I do not wish to know. Change that immediately.
Force Captain Grizzlor : Your wife came to the Castle yesterday. You are to call her everyday and to moderate your consummation of beer and meat. I am not dealing with her a second time: I would prefer fighting for a week in Beast Island than face her again. How did you even procreate with her?!
Force Captain Catra : No, Force Captain Catra, I am not grumpy because I do not have my daily drink of blood. I am not a vampire.
Special Agent Double Trouble : Neither is it because I need to get laid. I can lay in my bed perfectly alone. This is not sad, stop doing that!
Imp : Imp, I think I speak for everyone when I say you are not to repeat the last live song from "The Group", full power, in the shower. People thought we were under attack and most of the people did not have time to get dressed. I am not protecting you from their wrath this time.
Lieutenant Lonnie : Lieutenant Lonnie. You are not under Catra's order. At best, you are under Grizzlor's. This mean you can dismiss her order, yes. It does not mean you can call her a bitch. She is a cat, not a dog, unless we have proof of the opposite.
Lieutenant Rogelio : I am sorry. I know I am one of the few that can understand you and yes I am an expert in many field. Love is not one. I would however recommend that you address yourself to Double Trouble. They can probably understand you.
Lieutenant Kyle : I find it especially hilarious and amazing that you are so much proud and beaming on the scene, but so much crippled by your fears outside that you cannot be recognized by your fans.
Also you are to continue your lessons on self-confiance with Grizzlor.
Lieutenant Metallica : Your sneak attack on me was bad. Like… Honestly, Cadet are expected to do much better. We will train you a bit better. Yes, it is possible to climb in the ladder by killing what you seek to replace.
What? It was to avenge your father? … Yes about that, maybe we should explain you a few things and why paperwork is important.
[Etheria] [Etheria] [Etheria]
PSA: We managed to won, barely, the lawsuit. Also, I was not aware there was an international tribunal.
Bow: Yes, we are preparing an exfiltration mission to take back Glimmer. Our best shot should be around Halloween, so be ready at that time to take her back home, understood?
Queen Mermista : It is a great misuse of your power to use them to create a tsunami… Only to surf on it. Be considerate toward the littoral, please. We need to protect the environment.
Queen Perfuma : We do not know where this "Isengard" is, or why some Hobbits were on your territory before disappearing shortly afterward. However, we are wondering if it has anything to do with the olds legends about others worlds…
Queen Frosta : Seriously, who explained to the Queen that Santa Claus is not real?! She is too young for that! Even Glimmer do not know he does not exist!
No, it is not a plot from me to control her through fear she will not get gifts!
Queen Entrapta : You know what? Have fun. We are sending our best engineer to help you create what you need for your own show. You are even authorized to make Mountains crumble to dust if you want.