Total Drama World Tour
Episode 22- Rapa-Phooey
(Disclaimer)
Chris- This episode of Total Drama may contain Extreme Stunts, Language, and Sexual Innuendos performed by Animated characters that may be unsuitable for some viewers. Viewer Discretion Is Advised
(Disclaimer ends)
(Recap)
(Open to a shot of the Serengeti)
Chris- Last time on Total Drama World Tour.
(Then to the monkey stealing Cody)
Africa!
(Then to an angry rhino)
Come for the safari!
(Then to Heather calming down a lion)
Stay for the near death experiences!
(Then to some clips from the soccer game)
Here we played a few rounds of the words' favorite game.
(Then to Ezekiel jumping out of a bush and Heather and Sierra rushing him)
Then we went on a wild Ezekiel hunt.
(Then to Noah getting attacked by Ezekiel)
Except no one told poor Noah it was open season on him!
(Then to elimination)
After that, it was decided that our Super fan, Sierra, was to be sent home. Have fun Cody!
(Then to Heather choosing Cody)
In the end, Heather chose Cody to come to first class.
(And to Chris barging in on Gwen)
And I made Gwen a tad angry in the confessional.
(Cockpit)
Only 5 remain, can it get any wilder? Oh yeah it can! Right here on Total, Drama, World Tour!
Total Drama Theme starts-
(A light turns on, another Light pops out of a vent, a camera from an engine with a raccoon, out of a luggage case. The clap board claps down)
"Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine"
(Zoom down First Class, past Chris, through a door to the cockpit, past Chef and out the Window. Down the runway.
"You guys are on my mind"
(Over the CN Tower and into the water)
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see"
(Owen is in the water naked, he notices he's on camera and covers himself. Go above water and see Harold practicing his Ninja skills, he's hit with an oar)
"I wanna be famous"
(We pan over to Duncan and Courtney in a boat, Duncan laughs at Harold and Courtney's smiling while rowing. Alligators are jumping around. They run into Gwen, who's holding her arm, who's in a tiny raft. She starts to sink when Duncan notices and gets concerned. Courtney glares at him while he rubs his neck nervously)
"I wanna live close to the sun"
(Zoom in on The Statue of Liberty. Alejandro pulls up Heather who glares at him. His Teeth shine.
"Well pack your bags cause I've already won"
(Tyler runs by pushing a baby carriage with Cody in it who looks terrified. Alejandro looks concerned. They run into Ezekiel. Tyler lets go of Cody and he runs into a sign that has a down arrow. Cody falls down)
"Everything to prove nothing in my way"
(Cody falls into Sierra's arms in a glacier area, she hugs him while Cody sceams)
"I'll get there one day"
(Pan over to LIndsay looking confused at a picture of Tyler. She scratches her head. A polar bear then shows up causing Lindsay to scream and run away. It takes off its head revealing Izzy, who laughs and gets attacked by a baby seal. Izzy runs off screaming)
"Cause I wanna be famous"
(Switch over to a scene where Bridgette and DJ are surfing. DJ looks kinda scared. Bridgette waves at the camera and DJ runs into Bridgette causing them to fall in the water)
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
(Cut to Leshawna and Noah walking across a crosswalk in a city. The Jet screams by overhead, making them cower in fear and blow the cars away. The seventeen contestants are in a formation on the jet singing)
(Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be famous"
(The jet screams through London, causing Big Ben's clock to break. Through Paris, a mime drops his croissant. A canyon area, a rock breaks and falls by the camera)
(Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be famous"
(We return to the cast in formation. We look at a shot of Owen and Izzy singing and looking happy. A shot of Heather and Courtney singing and glaring. And a shot of Bridgette and DJ singing, DJ gets smacked in the head with a Seagull. DJ rubs his head)
"Whistling tune"
(Chef turns the plane, causing the cast to fall. Some of them are seen falling down screaming. They land down by the plane. The cast is down there, when Ezekiel lands down with a hard smack. Noah cringes at it)
(Intro ends)
(Fade into a shot of the Plane)
(First Class, Cody is sleeping)
Cody- Gasp! My socks are still on? I'm still in the same position I fell asleep in? (Sniffs shirt) I don't smell like crazy? Oh, so it wasn't a dream after all!
(Heather is sitting across from him)
Heather- Yep, and I really brought you to first class with me. I hope you remember the kind offer.
(Cody hugs Heather)
What, what are you doing?
Cody- Sierra is gone! I'm just so happy!
Heather- Yeah, that's not a good thing Cody.
Cody- What do you mean?
Heather- I mean that now it's three against two. So it's gonna be you or me next. That's what I mean!
Cody- I didn't mean to...
Heather- Well, you did! We at least could have tied the votes with Gwen and Sierra!
Cody- I told you I'm not gonna vote for Gwen.
Heather- Why not? She clearly isn't into you, much like you aren't into Sierra.
Cody- Hey, we're still friends. Why couldn't we just vote off Noah or Owen instead?
Heather- Because Gwen is a stronger competitor. All Noah is good for is his smarts and his comebacks. And all Owen is good for is eating and farting!
Cody- Hey now, Owen said you were too.
Heather- Uh! I told him to never speak of that! Anyway, my point is that now they're unstoppable. If one of us goes, the only way to break them up is to win the next challenge and they would have to vote for one of their jolly old farts off. Enficess on the farts since Owen would definitely win the popular vote.
Cody- So what you're saying is...
Heather- We're f(Bleep)ed.
(Confessional)
Heather- Okay, I just have to win the next three challenges or I am done for! And why is it, then every time I make it to the end I gotta deal with Weird Goth Girl and Fart Face! Uh! I wish Owen would pull his head out of his oversized ass and join me!
(Confessional ends)
(Heather rolls over a cart of candy)
(Cody looks excited)
Heather- Oh yeah, the interns gave us a small reward. I'd take what you can before Owen sniffs it out.
(Cody comes up and takes a bunch)
Heather- Hey! Leave me some of those caramel chocolates! Those are mine!
Cody- Oh, sure.
(Cody stuffs some in his pockets and eats a ton)
Heather- Okay, and I thought Owen had a problem.
(Economy Class)
(Owen is sleeping, Gwen is writing in a journal, and Noah is reading)
Noah- So, do you think Heather and Cody are teaming up?
Gwen- Sure seems that way, although it doesn't really matter.
Noah- Why is that?
Gwen- Well, it's three against two then. And if Cody wants to join Heather then that's his choice.
Noah- But aren't you two friends?
Gwen- Yeah, but if he wants to team up with Heather then it's his loss.
(Owen starts sleep talking)
Owen- Ah, Owen wants the chocolate caramels.
(Noah and Gwen share a look)
Gwen- Does he always sleep talk?
Noah- Oh yeah, every night.
Gwen- At least he hasn't had his night terrors.
Noah- Yeah, but it could still get worse.
Gwen- How?
(Owen farts)
Noah- That's how. I'm going to the other side.
Gwen- Right behind you.
(Confessional)
Gwen- Sighs. I feel kinda bad for Cody. He just seemed to be so distant the past couple of weeks that I sometimes forget that he's even here. Maybe I can talk to him later.
(Confessional ends)
(Cut to a shot of the plane, and then into the cockpit)
Chris- Attention passengers! Please prepare for landing!
Common, just let me fly it once? What can it hurt? It's technically my plane you know.
(Chris goes to grab the controls and they get into a cat fight)
(They run into an easter island head)
(Heather and Noah are walking up to an Easter Island Head)
Noah- Great. Another piece of history destroyed by Chris McLame.
Heather- This won't be the only pebble destroyed today!
Noah- What makes you say that?
Heather- I know you think you have the odds, but all I gotta do is bribe Owen.
Noah- Owen is smarter than that, and you know it!
Heather- We shall see.
(Cody runs from offscreen)
Cody- Hey Noah, you gotta try this taffy!
Noah- Um, no thanks. I'm not hungry. Why don't you ask Owen?
Cody- That's the beauty of candy! No hunger required! Ha Ha! Gob smackers! Jelly Roaches! Sour Ears!
(He eats them)
Noah- Okay, where's Owen and what did you do with him?
(Owen from offscreen)
Owen- OOOHHH Do I smell Candy!
Gwen- Hey, slow down! You're gonna trip again!
(And he trips as she says that)
I told you!
Owen- What do you got there!?
Heather- Oh no Owen, those are mine and Cody's. That's unless, you wanna make a deal?
Owen- What deal?
(Noah whispers to him)
Uh, on second thought. No thank you!
Noah- At a boy.
(Cut to later to the cast climbing up the mountain)
(They're all panting)
(Owen falls on Noah and Gwen)
(They tell him to get up)
Owen- Oh, sorry guys!
(He picks them up and they look flat)
(Chris says something)
Noah- Oh, look. Another native costume for you to shame.
Chris- Hey! This is actually very common round here!
Noah- Nice wrinkles.
Chris- Welcome to Easter Island! Or, Rapa Nui! The place is so old, these dudes were carved so long ago, people don't even know why anymore.
Gwen- Actually, I had a project on Easter Island before. They were carved to honor the chieftains who passed away.
Noah- Wow, I didn't have to correct him this time.
(They fist bump)
Chris- Do you kids wanna write the show?
Noah- Oh, I'd love to waste my time on this show. Oh wait! I already am!
Chris- Anyway, you five are gonna go on a traditional Easter Island Egg hunt.
(Owen and Cody look excited)
Cody- Chocolate Easter eggs!?
Chris- Um, no. I'm talking the old school kind of eggs. Come from birds you know? Those flying things with talons and feathers and vicious kill you in a second beaks?
(Owen and Gwen nervously look at each other)
Gwen- Um. Since Owen and I already had to battle giant birds, can we sit this one out?
Owen- Yeah, I already almost lost my eyes and I don't want to again.
Chris- Nope! Speaking of which! Traditional feathered Rapa Nui head dresses!
(He throws them to them)
(Heather's is Pink, Gwen's is Green, Owen's is Yellow, Noah's is red, and Cody's is purple)
Wear them with pride, chickens!
Gwen- Um? The headdresses weren't colored though?
Chris- No one cares, nerds!
Noah- Wow. Testy.
(Cut to later)
Chris- Hidden in these head things are colored eggs that match the color of your head thing.
Gwen- Wow, you really did your research.
Chris- The challenge is to find three eggs in your color. Then make a break for the massive underground cavern system and book it all the way to the highest point of the island! Reach the top with all three eggs to begin the second part of today's challenge.
Noah- And if we drop an egg?
Chris- You'll have to come all the way back here for a replacement.
(Noah raises his hand)
And NO! You cannot take a backup egg. First to the top gets a big advantage in part two. Now, scramble!
(Cut to later)
(Owen and Gwen run up to some heads)
Gwen- Um, don't these heads look disturbingly familiar?
Owen- Yeah? It's everyone who was voted out.
(Giggles)
Uh, wanna climb first?
Gwen- Uh, no thanks. I gotta talk with Cody.
(He starts to climb)
Owen- Okay? But I thought you said he was with Heather now?
Gwen- I know, but I just wanna check up on him. Hey! If you find any of my eggs, can you grab them? I'll do the same for yours?
Owen- No problem!
Gwen- And please, don't eat them!
(She runs off)
(Owen climbs up Izzy's head)
Owen- Uh, who knew Izzy's head was so big?
(Heather searches in Ezekiel's nose)
Heather- Ew! Gasp! Aw, yellow?
Owen- Hey, that's my color! Can you keep it for me?
Heather- Sure! If you agree to join me!
Owen- Never!
Heather- Fine!
(She drops his egg)
Owen- Gasp! You monster! And just when we started to get closer!
Heather- Groans. You're still on that? Just because I farted around you doesn't mean we're close. Got it!
Owen- Yeah, yeah. Oh! I found one! OH! Red, I'll keep this for my buddy Noah. because I'M A NICE PERSON!
(Heather rolls her eyes)
(Cut to Noah digging in Lindsay's ear)
Noah- Hmm, let's see? Anything in there, Lindsay?
(Checks) Gasp! Nope, just air. AS USUAL!
(Then to Cody overlooking a statue of Duncan)
Cody- Gwen stealer!
(He kicks it, and an egg falls out)
Cody- Hey, I take it back!
Gwen- Ah em!
Cody- Wah! Uh, how long have you been there?
Gwen- Around the part where you called him a Gwen stealer. Cody, we've talked about this.
Cody- I know, you think I'm a pathetic loser, right!
Gwen- Cody, I didn't say that. You're a good friend, but that's all we'll ever be.
Cody- Are we?
Gwen- Excuse me?
Cody- Are we friends? Because you never talk to me. Ever since the merge you've hung out with Owen and Noah.
(Gwen looks kinds mad)
Gwen- That does not mean I hate you! What's gotten into you? And you also tried to vote out Owen back at Niagara Falls. So you also kinda betrayed me.
Cody- Only because Courtney promised she'd help me get rid of Sierra.
Gwen- Why would you trust her?
Cody- I don't know, she was driving me crazy. But, I guess I can forgive you if you help me and Heather vote off Noah or Owen.
Gwen- Are you, bribing me?
Cody- Uh, no?
Gwen- Yes you are. You want me to betray them and look like the bad guy again. Well I want no part of that.
Cody- Maybe Heather was right about you! Oh, and here's an egg!
(He hands it to her and walks off)
Gwen- Cody wait!
(He's already gone)
(Cut to Noah searching in Harold's head)
Noah- Come on Harold, lend me some of your mad skills.
(He searches his ear and finds a red egg)
Alright Harold! Maybe you do have skills.
(Cut to Gwen looking in Bridgette's head)
Come on old friend, anything?
(She searches and finds one in her hair)
Okay, that's a start.
(Cut to Heather climbing Leshawna's head)
Heather- UH! Her head is so massive!
(She finds an egg and drops it)
ERR!
Owen- Karma's a hitch!
Heather- If you're gonna insult me do it right! It's karma's a bitch, and don't even think about calling me it!
(Cut back to Cody)
Cody- I thought I trusted her.
(He sees Sierra's head)
Hey, maybe she still can help me?
(He searches and finds it)
Yes! Two for the codemister!
(Cut to Owen)
Owen- Come on Al, be nice to me!
(He searches in his head)
Alright! Or should I say Al-right! Ha ha!
Noah- Are you done making puns?
Owen- Oh, hey Noah look! I found one of your eggs!
Noah- Oh, really? Well thanks. I found one of yours over at mount DJ. I couldn't carry that many.
Owen- Oh, no problem.
(Cut to Gwen)
(She's climbing Duncan's head)
(She finds one in his mohawk)
Gwen- Yes! I knew that mohawk was good for something!
(Heather is looking in Lindsay's head)
(She finds one in her headband)
Heather- Huh, maybe she is still useful?
(Noah)
(He's climbing Tyler)
Noah- Okay Tyler, please have something?
(He searches and finds his last egg)
(He climbs down and runs into Gwen)
Gwen- Oh hey, I got all of mine.
Noah- Me too, but Owen's apparently one behind since Heather smashed one.
Gwen- She would do that. Oh, and Cody's mad at me.
Noah- Mad at you? For what?
Gwen- He thinks because we haven't talked that I hate him. Which is not the case. And he doesn't like that you, me, and Owen are in an alliance.
Noah- Well, on the bright side he won't be drooling over you anymore, right?
(She pushes is hand back)
Gwen- That's not the point okay! Maybe I was being a little distant from him.
Noah- Nonetheless, he's the one who snapped. Now let's get going before they take the advantage.
(Owen)
(He finds one in Blaineley's head)
Owen- Alright! Now for that replacement. Thanks Heather!
Heather- No problem.
(Owen jumps)
I also need a replacement, so come on. At least I'll have someone to talk to.
Owen- You'd talk with me?
Heather- As long as it's nothing to do with eating, Izzy, farting, or any combination of the two Fine.
Owen- Like when Izzy...
Heather- Zip it! Now let's move!
(Cut to Chef trying to fix a fallen Easter Island Head)
(Chris talks on the radio)
Chris- This is king of all christoms, seaking the the cook over!
(Chef lets go and the head crushes the interns)
Chris- When you're done slacking, think you can give me a hand?
(Cut to Cody)
Cody- Come on Courtney!
(He checks and finds one)
Yes! Now it's time to go!
(Cut to Noah and Gwen in the cave)
(They're exhausted)
Gwen- Uh, at least my claustrophobia isn't kicking in.
(There's a rumbling)
Noah- I never thought I'd ask, but please tell me that growling is from you?
Gwen- No? Look out!
(A bounder rolls by and they get out of the way)
(Cody)
(He's eating his candy)
Cody- WHA!
(He hides in a crevasse)
(Owen and Heather)
Owen- Wha! Heather move!
(He grabs her and hides in a crack)
(The boulder comes by)
Heather- Holy shit. Where did that come from?
(Cut to the up)
(Chris is laughing maniacally)
(Chef is pushing boulders into the cave)
Chris- We've got tons more fun, literally!
(Camera pans to a pile of boulders)
Right here on Total, Drama, World Tour!
(Commercial break)
(Fade back to the pile of boulders)
Welcome back to Total Drama World Tour! We're here on beautiful Rapa Nui! Where somebody is about to go Rapa splat splat! Wait for it!
(Cut to Owen and Heather)
Heather- I never thought I'd say this, but thank you Owen. For saving me.
Owen- Even if I don't really like you that much, it doesn't mean I'd let you die. Would you?
Heather- Uh, of course not?
(Confessional)
Heather- Duh? It would bring me closer to the million!
(Confessional ends)
Owen- Well, how much farther do you think it is?
Heather- I don't know! I've never been in here!
Owen- Why do you gotta be so mean! You know people would like you more if you were, right?
Heather- Yeah right!
Owen- No it's true! Just look at Noah. Most people didn't like him before but look at him now.
Heather- He's still the same old Know-it-all from before. I think I'll stay the same old hated person as always.
Owen- I don't hate you Heather.
Heather- Really?
Owen- I think you're mean. Like when you bad mouth Izzy, or Gwen, or basically anyone. But other than that, you're okay. You're just a bit mean. I'd call you a friend.
Heather- You're just saying that to make me feel sorry for you, aren't you!
Owen- What? No, no! Do I look that smart?
Heather- True.
Owen- But do you know who I dislike more than you? Courtney.
(Heather stops dead in her tracks)
Heather- No way? YOU hate someone more than me? And it's someone we both hate?
(Owen nervously nods yes)
Heather- Huh, who would have thought that?
(Confessional)
Heather- Wow. Owen, considers me a friend? I honestly feel bad for making fun of him now. He's still a walking fart bag though.
(Confessional ends)
(Cody)
Cody- Where is everyone? I'm alone, again! Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to boot Sierra?
(Gwen and Noah)
Noah- I haven't walked this much in ages.
Gwen- I wonder how Owen is doing?
Noah- Who knows? Maybe he's got a scent for some food? Maybe he's propelling himself with his own gas?
(Gwen laughs a it)
Gwen- So, how did you two of all people become friends?
Noah- The same way he became one of yours I guess. He kinda rubs off on you a bit after a while and...
(A boulder comes down)
Gasp! Take the eggs!
(He pushes her and the eggs in a hole and gets hit by the Boulder)
Gwen- Gasp! Ooh! Are you okay?
Noah- I'm fine, just everything again!
(She helps him up)
Gwen- But, we each lost an egg!
Noah- Grr! We gotta go back! Come on
(Owen and Heather)
(They dodge another boulder)
Owen- I'm getting too tired for this.
Heather- Well, let's get going.
(An egg cracks open)
Heather- It's alive!
(It cracks open revealing a baby Condor)
Get it off me before it poops!
Owen- Aw! It looks like Chris!
(They look at each other for a minute)
Heather- Wait a minute, if it looks like Chris?
Owen- Does that mean they?
Heather- Let's not talk about this! We gotta go.
(Gwen and Noah run by)
Heather- Hey, the finish is that way!
Gwen- No shit. We gotta get some replacements!
(Cody)
(He's walking very slowly)
Cody- Uh, maybe eating all of that candy wasn't such a good idea?
(Gwen and Noah)
(Gwen is searching in Alejandro's head)
Gwen- Yes! I thought you said Al was bad news?
Noah- Oh he is!
(From inside Ezekiel's eye)
Gwen- What is that thing?
(Cut to a giant condor in the sky)
Noah- A giant Condor! That explains the size of these eggs!
Gwen- Gulp! You mean these belong to, that!
(The condor swoops down and screeches)
(Gwen and Noah scream and run back into the cave)
(Owen and Heather)
Owen- Why do you gotta rest in my hair baby Chris?
Heather- Probably because it looks like a nest. And stop calling him that! It gives me the shivers.
(Noah and Gwen scream and run bye)
Owen- Hey, what's the hurry guys?
Gwen/Noah- RUN!
(Heather and Owen turn around)
Owen/Heather- AHHH!
(They run as well)
(Chris)
Chris- Dude, you've gotta get back to boulders!
(The 5 of them run out, Gwen exiting first)
Man, you guys are really competing!
(They all tell him to block the cave)
(Chef drops the Chef shaped statue in front of the cave and the condor smashes into it)
Oh man! So close! Way to ruin the fun. We may as well just move onto the next challenge! Since Gwen was the first one out, here!
(He throws her a baseball mask)
Gwen- I gotta play baseball?
Chris- Thankfully no. You must climb the rock pillar, all the way up to...
Noah- A giant condor nest?
Chris- You already know they can be pretty crabby. But did you know female condors are even bigger than the dude birds?
Noah- I mean yeah.
(They look up and the female is flying and screeching)
Cody- She's ginormous!
Chris- Yep, 12 foot wingspan.
Gwen- That's like two Owen's wide!
(Confessional)
Heather- One Owen is more than enough! But maybe the other one would open his big empty noggin and join me! And lay off the beans!
(Confessional ends)
Chris- See, she's kinda peeved that you stole her eggs.
Owen- What no! We didn't do it!
Chris- And now you have to try and shimmy up to the nest and give them back. In order of which you arrived here! Of course, Momma's got a whole lot more eggs up there, so. She's down to be a tad protective.
(It roars)
Noah- Well Gwen, you're lucky.
Gwen- Why? Because I suddenly don't wanna eat eggs anymore?
Noah- No, because the Giant Condor is known to peck the eyeballs.
Gwen- Oh, well thanks for the heads up.
(She puts her mask on)
I happen to like my eyes.
Owen- Yeah, they're pretty.
Gwen- What did you just say?
Owen- Uh, I said my eyes were pretty!
(Nervously giggles)
Gwen- Uh huh, Sure.
Chris- Deposit all three eggs and you win! And if nobody makes it, we'll try it again, it's gonna be that much fun!
(Gwen goes to walk up)
Chris- Oh, one more thing!
Gwen- What else do you want you...
(Musical Ding)
Chris- It's for your own protection, keeps the birds calm!
Noah- No it doesn't!
Chris- I know, I'm lying. Or I'm not? You choose!
(Condor)
(Music Starts)
(Gwen dances)
Gwen- "I'm Green, I'm Blue, I'm Pale, I'm an introvert"
"I'm coming to bring back your lil' bird"
"So hush big beast"
"Condor, let me win this one please"
(She's at the enst)
"So try, attack me"
"But I won protection"
(She pecks Gwen's helmet)
"I don't feel that pecking so, save your objections"
"Hush now condor, give me invincibility"
(The Condor pushes Gwen down)
Gwen- Aw, Crap!
(The eggs land on her face, breaking)
Chris- Next!
Cody- "I, oh I"
'I've got problems with Condors"
"Problems with Condors"
(He's at the nest)
"Why, oh why"
"Am I not at home?"
"I ponder"
"Trust me, oh trust me!"
"I'm your best friend"
"And I'll never eat eggs again"
(Condor pushes Cody down)
Cody- My Licorice!
(The basket lands safely in his hands. He smiles)
Chris- Good news, you can have another chance later! But first.
(Owen is climbing and is missing a shoe)
Owen- "I'm a big guy so please don't make me go splat!
"And my left shoe just fell, in that giant tree"
(Cut to his shoe in a tree, he's at the nest)
"So hush my sweet, give me invincibility!"
I still wonder what you'd taste like?
(Condor gets mad)
I'm just joking!"
Chris- Noah!
(Sam pace as Cody's verse)
Noah- "Why, oh why!"
(Owen falls)
"Must I follow Chris' instructions"
"I'm surprised my legs continue to function"
(He appears at the nest)
"I, oh I, I miss my books"
(He stares at the camera)
"I'm serious"
"Oh please, oh please spare me"
"As you can see, this drop, can hurt, me fatally!"
Chris- Heather!
Heather- "I"
(Noah falls and screams)
"How I"
"How I really hate these birdies"
"And I wanna live to see my thirties"
(Heather is at the nest)
"These, these feathered jerks"
"They're driving me nuts!"
"And here you go, I've got your runts"
(The Condor swoops down, the others cringe)
"Now don't be mad!"
"Fly away!"
"Yes! Thanks my sweet Condor, now I have invincibility!"
(Gwen and Noah glare, Cody and Owen look nervous)
(Song ends)
Chris- And Heather takes the win!
(The baby bird flies away)
Owen- Hey, where are you going?
Noah- to better places, Heather's hair. If you can call that better.
(They laugh)
Heather- No, get out!
(The condor gets mad)
Uh, girlfriends?
(The condor swoops down and Heather goes flying)
Gwen- Uh, should we be worried?
Cody- She'll be fine.
(Cut to Chef fixing the fallen head, again)
(They get it back up and he shoots the interns a thumbs up)
(Heather flies into the head, knocking it over)
Heather- Ow! My back!
(The head causes a chain reaction knocking over the contestants heads)
(Chef looks nervous)
(Cut back to the plane)
(Gwen is sitting in loser class)
Cody- Uh, Gwen?
Gwen- Yes Cody?
Cody- I'm uh, sorry for snapping at you earlier.
(Rubs his neck)
Gwen- No, I should've been more understanding of you. I'm sorry you were kinda being neglected.
Cody- It's okay, but are you still gonna vote me off?
Gwen- Sighs. Look, Owen and Noah are probably gonna vote for you. But, even though the vote won't count, I'll vote for Heather. But like I said, you're still probably gonna go.
Cody- Well, at least I know you're not voting me off.
(She hugs him)
Gwen- Yeah, and again, I'm sorry for snapping back. But remember, we can still be friends. But you gotta remember...
Cody- You're not into me, I know.
Gwen- Better.
(Elimination room)
Chris- And, it's time to vote!
(Chris looks at the votes)
The first person nominated for the drop of shame is, Noah.
(He looks nervous)
The second person nominated, is Gwen. And the person leaving with two votes against them is, Cody!
(Cody sighs)
Heather- I told you getting rid of Sierra was a bad move.
Owen- Sorry dude, we didn't have a choice.
Noah- Yeah, but good luck out there, I guess.
Chris- Cody, here's your parachute!
(He throws him it and he goes to the door)
Gwen- Bye Cody.
(She gives him a tiny cheek kiss)
Later!
(Cody just falls back out the door looking stunned)
Heather- I thought you said you were just friends?
Gwen- And we are, I just felt a bit sorry for him that's all.
Chris- Well Heather, who's heading to first class with you?
Heather- Well, since you were nice to me today. I'm taking Owen.
(Gwen and Noah look confused)
Noah- What? Nice to her?
Gwen- Why?
Owen- I don't know, I just felt sorry for her for being hated on so much I guess.
Gwen- Like I said before, do you really hate anyone?
(Owen smiles and shrugs)
(Cockpit)
(Chris grabs for the controls again)
(Chef smacks Chris' hand away)
Chris- Owah! Come back next time! For more chills, thrills, and planet endangering spills, right here on Total, Drama, World Tour!
OWAH!
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(Credits)
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Original Story written by Fresh TV.
New story edits by Derek Phillips.
All characters are based on their TV Counterparts. And the rewrite is in no way cannon to the original story.
Starring the voices of-
Rachel Wilson- Heather
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen
Scott McCord- Owen
Carter Hayden- Noah
Peter Oldring- Cody
Christian Potenza- Chris McLean
and Cle Bennett- Chef Hatchet
(Votes/Teams)
Votes-
Heather- Gwen
Gwen- Heather
Owen- Cody
Noah- Cody
Cody- Noah
Player eliminated- Cody
Current Teams-
Merged
Gwen
Owen
Heather
Noah