Pink Thunder Crazy Workout Session
Jaune is seen walking in the village seeing everyone doing their normal though strangely super strong way while minding their own business like normal people, except being super strong and all, as he heads for Summer's shop to get some more tools for his attempted plans to escape the island's curse.
"Heads up!" A little girl's voice called out.
Jaune turns around to see what was that and his eyes widen when he saw a giant man-size cabbage right in front of his face and fall on top of his body, the weight of this cabbage is heavier than the dumbbells he workout with his family back home.
"Are you okay, mister?" A little girl with blonde hair asked.
"Yeah, yeah, nothing broken or anything." Jaune groaned while putting up a fake smile.
"Sorry about that!" Nora walked up to him from her cart with the big vegetables.
"I was out doing a little grocery shopping for mom and I saw these kids playing together, then I thought it wouldn't hurt just to play with them for a little while and I thought about using the cabbage as a ball to play with. It was fun, of course, and I kicked it a little higher though I hit it off course was it to you from behind and the girls yells out "Head up!" and it crush you to the ground, and here we are." Nora explained what happened a little fast.
"Well, that was very specific." Jaune commented as he struggles to get the giant cabbage off his body.
"Do you need any help with that?" Nora asked.
"No, no, I think I got this." Jaune insisted to handle this himself and finally manage to push the cabbage off with every strength he has.
"See, totally got it." Jaune said trying to look cool despite the heavy breathing of exhaustion.
Nora grabs Jaune's right arm pulling up the sleeves to see his arm doing a little 'Muscle Inspection' as she would like to call it, she pinch his arm a few times and hums for a while as she searches throughout Jaune's body making him nervous and embarrass.
"Uh, Nora…?" Jaune weirded out by this.
"You haven't been keeping your body in shape, have you?" Nora asked with a raise eyebrow.
"What? Of course, I have, I eat the healthy foods. Although, being crushed by the giant cabbage have made me remember that I used to hate eating vegetables as a kid." Jaune said.
"Okay, but what about the outside? The workout routines you do for your muscles?" Nora clarified of what she is talking about.
"Oh, workout, right. I have been doing some exercises like anyone else would." Jaune chuckled.
"Really, because you were having trouble lifting this cabbage." Nora pointed at the cabbage that fell on Jaune.
"Hey, that cabbage is WAY bigger than the ones back home and it was heavier than the normal weights I lift too." Jaune defended himself.
"Then whatever workout routine you do outside the island must be pretty weak if that can't help you with something so simple like lifting a cabbage." Nora rolled her eyes.
"Hey, everyone has limits of how much they can do at times, even my third big sister Johnnie knows that. When I finally convinced her to stop her insane workout routine on me." Jaune explained and became a little frighten of remember how hard and painful Johnnie's workout was.
"But the point of having limits is to push pass them and become stronger than ever before, showing how far and amazing you can be with how big your muscles are!" Nora pointed out as she flexes her muscles in a dramatic pose.
"Well, you do make a good point. I've always wonder what my body would look like if I did some more training." Jaune admitted as he looks at his own arms.
"Then it's your lucky day, my friend!" Nora smiled with an arm around Jaune's neck.
"Because I, awesome Nora Valkyrie, am going to coach you into becoming the mightiest man in the whole world with the help my family's secret exercising ways that you'll be like a tank!" Nora declared strongly and standing on top of her cart of vegetables.
"Uh, okay, I guess it would hurt to try." Jaune chuckled nervously.
"(Dear god, I think I'm about enter something painful like with Johnnie.)" Jaune mentally panicked.
"Okay, the workout with begin tomorrow morning and you better eat some meat into your bones too." Nora advised, pinching her arms again and ran straight home with her cart.
"Hey Jaune, just thought I came by to say hi." Velvet said walking up to him.
"Hi Velvet, I think I'm gonna be soring in pain at home for a while." Jaune sighed.
"Uh, why's that?" Velvet confused.
"I just got signed up for Nora's workout session." Jaune answered as he walks away.
"Nora's workout session! Oh dear, that's going to be brutal for him." Velvet worried.
(The Next Morning)
The sun is halfway raising from the horizon to start the day for everyone on Remnant island as they are still sleeping a bit including Jaune sleeping on his futon, dreaming about riding Zwei being as big as a horse and chasing after bandits in the desert of the west like a cowboy.
Unknown to him, a gold trumpet is slowly leaning closer to Jaune's ear until it stops about one inch and the loud sound went off forcing Jaune to wake up from his sleep and jump out of his futon as he is scared out of his life.
"Uh, what, no, I don't to back to kindergarten!" Jaune feared.
"GOOD MORNING, JAUNE!" Nora greeted screaming.
"Nora, what are you doing? It's only almost a quarter to 6am." Jaune yawned as he looks at his Scroll for the time.
"Duh, 5:43am is the perfect time to begin the Valkyrie Family Thunder Muscle!" Nora shouted in a dramatic way as Jaune notices she is wearing a different outfit now.
Nora wears a white and pink V-neck T-shirt, which has a pink heart with a white thunderbolt on the chest, pink gym shorts with white stripes running down the sides, matching pink wristbands and sweatband, white knee-high socks with pink stripes near the top, and a pair of pink converse-style shoes with white laces.
"Come on, daylight is almost upon is and we got a lot of muscle building to do." Nora said spinning her arm around with the other one pointing at the open door of his house.
"At least let me sleep for five more minutes." Jaune laid back down on his futon with his head on the left side.
"No way, the day is starting, and you dream of having big muscles is going away the longer you waste sleeping here until 7 or 8, that would be wasting time." Nora stated while doing push-ups.
Jaune saw the push-up is making Nora's breasts press against the floor and giving a good view of her cleavage causing his face to turn a little red and quickly turn himself around.
"I'm still tire, Nora. Try throwing me out the door instead." Jaune said with a little joke.
"Okay." Nora grabbed Jaune's body, clearly didn't understand it was a joke.
"Wait, wait, wait!" Jaune panicked.
Nora didn't listen and threw Jaune right out the door like a human javelin as he screams in fear that he might die from the orange-haired girl's crazy strength, or just crash landed on the sand and probably hit a big rock, either way. But suddenly his body splatted on something hard instead of crashing on the sand with his arms and legs outward on each side.
"Odd, I don't remember the sand being hard like a rock." Jaune mumbled.
"I suppose you prefer doing a belly side on the beach then." A woman laughed.
Jaune tries moving his head around a little and look up with his eyes meeting the face of a strong-looking woman.
"So, you're this man I heard so much about. Nice to finally meet you in person, and up close in this case." The strong face woman greeted.
It was then Jaune realizes that his body has splatted onto this woman and his head is right between her breasts causing his face to turn red and blood is coming out, he quickly pushes himself off the woman in a panic.
"I-I'm sorry, I was NOT trying to do anything, I swear?!" Jaune apologized and freaking while covering his bloody nose with his hand.
"Hahaha! You're right, Nora. This man is funny, and almost quite a looker too once we get him all bulk up." The woman laughed.
"I know that just what I was thinking, mom." Nora jogged toward them.
"Wait, mom?" Jaune surprised.
"Yep, this is my mom! The one and only Ultimate Muscle Builder who can kill a Grimm with only a squeeze of her thighs, my mom, Elm Valkyrie!" Nora introduced her mom like a dramatic announcer at a wrestling show.
Elm is a tall young muscular woman with medium brown hair in a short ponytail, brown-tan skin, and brown eyes. Her outfit appears to be the same as Nora's except the heart, shorts, and shoes are brown color as the wristbands and headband are red. Breasts sizes: HH-cup.
"Oh Nora, you don't need to say all that." Elm said feeling a bit embarrass with a smile and scratching the back of her head.
"Even though its all true." Nora smirked.
"Wow, you're a tall woman." Jaune commented.
"Eating right and serious workout can get you there if you want to." Elm advised as she pulls Jaune up the ground though almost threw him when his feet were a few inches above ground.
"Oh, you're a light one. We can't have our single male resident here be thrown around like that." Elm stated.
"I believe Nora already did that." Jaune glared at Nora a bit.
"Which is why we're going to make your exercise today extra hard." Nora smirked making Jaune gulp.
"But first, you need to get some food in you because breakfast is always the important meal of the day!" Elm slammed down a square shape backpack and opens it revealing the food to be mostly meat with some veggies and bottles of milk.
"Guess there's no turning back now." Jaune said as he took the milk.
"That's the spirit!" Nora excited.
(Music: Let the Sparks Fly, Thousand Foot Krutch Instrument Sounds)
After breakfast, the three started with some stretches to loosen up their limbs and back as Nora and Elm are doing their stretching together with one pulling on the other's arm and lifting them up from behind as this also make their breasts bounces. Next stretching is sitting on the ground and go forward to touch the toes while their legs are spread apart, Elm helps Jaune first pushing him a little further and her breasts is press against his back making Jaune blush like crazy, it didn't help when he saw Nora's butt sticking out a little from the shorts.
After the stretching warm-ups, they start doing 200 jumping jacks while wearing heavy weight dumbbells on their wrists and ankles, each band weighting 60 pounds as it's a struggle for Jaune barely getting his arms in the air and jump for his legs to spread. Nora and Elm on the other hand are doing just fine like the weights mean nothing to them because they have been doing it for years which made Jaune thinks they're monsters. Just when Jaune finally made his up number 60, his right leg slip causing him to trip over to Elm and try to grab onto her arms for support, but instead he grabs the middle of her shirt pulling it down that made her large naked boobs pop out. Jaune gasps and quickly remove his hand from the shirt, but the weight on the arm fell on his head and face-first into the sand.
Next exercise is 200 push-ups with big rocks place on their backs as Nora is doing great as the rock feels like a pillow to her, Elm is doing the one-hand push for 100 on each arm, Jaune is trying to push himself up struggling with this until he manages to get up himself up only to be push only for his arms to sink into the sand.
The group is now doing hanging sit-ups on tree branches while lifting up heavy iron balls one would usually see on men at prison and touching their knees with their elbows, Jaune couldn't get the ball to go up further and try to reach for his elbows and the branch he is on broke causing him to fall to the ground. The branch also had a beehive on it, and all the bees are very angry at the boy as he starts running for his life as the bees gave chase to him as the two muscle women see this.
The scene changes to three climbing up a mountain with a strong wind current, Jaune breaths a little hard from the intense workout as he tries to keep up with Nora and Elm who are twenty feet ahead of him. Nora and Elm stop when they reach a large rock formation on the side of the mountain, they pat their hands on the bottom of the rock as they always do whenever they climb up the mountain and gave each other thumb up. Jaune manages to catch up to them just when the mother and daughter were about to move to the side in order to get around the rock, he wanted to ask them how much higher do they have to do but he foot step on a small rock that broke and he slip. He tries to grab another rock to prevent himself from falling though fate decided to play a sexually joke with his hand grabbing onto Nora's shorts and as he falls, so did the shorts leaving her butt expose and he screams.
(Music End)
"Hmm, did the wind feel more breezy than usual?" Nora asked.
"I don't think so." Elm said.
Luckily for Jaune, he didn't fall off the mountain as he landed on a long and large tree branch on the side of the mountain though he looks at his hand with Nora's shorts in it.
"Is every woman on this island never wear bra and underwear?" Jaune asked, but than realizes that this is an all-woman island.
"I hope the next exercise won't involve anything dangerous." Jaune prayed.
(Later)
"WHY DID I JIX MYSELF?!" Jaune panicked as he, Nora, and Elm are running from four Beowulves as they chase them to death.
"Yeah, nothing like running to keep yourself alive to get the blood flowing." Nora bragged.
"And you've been doing this for how long?" Jaune asked.
"For as long as we can remember. In fact, this started with my grandmother when she was about a couple years young than Nora's age." Elm answered.
"Your family is crazy!" Jaune shouted in rage.
"Thanks!" Elm and Nora thanked with bright smiles on their faces.
"That wasn't a complimented!" Jaune shouted again.
"Look, there's the marker!" Nora pointed at a tree with a pink lightning bolt symbol.
"Good, now to take care of the extra weights." Elm smirked as she runs ahead of the teens.
Elm plant her foot on the tree and launch herself fast, Nora duck and drag Jaune down with her to dodge, and she body slam the Beowulves from going any further and has all of them into lock of their necks. One Beowulf in each arms and two between her legs as she squeezes them hard as they struggle to break free but it was useless, Elm screams loud and flexes her limbs tighter to break their necks literally crushing them lifeless.
"Whoa!" Jaune impressed.
"Mom, you didn't leave one for me." Nora winced.
"Sorry Nora, just got excited there." Elm chuckled and walk up to Jaune.
"Not bad, you managed to survive our workout routine though you got hurt along the way, but you know the saying: No pain, No gain!" Elm patted Jaune's back so hard, he fell.
"Well, I'll admit your workout was crazy and I'm not sure if I can go through another day like that." Jaune confessed.
"(And other things that's been happening as well.)" Jaune thought recalled of feeling and seeing their bodies from the 'accidents' today.
"Oh, don't worry, you won't be doing this tomorrow." Nora assured, much to Jaune's relief.
"You're going to be doing this every week from now on." Elm informed. And the fear comes back to Jaune.
"Now, let's go! We still got until sunset to finish our workout!" Nora carried Jaune in one arm.
"Yeah, you're going to feel more of the Thunder!" Elm cheered as she carries him in the other arm.
"God, help me." Jaune begged as he gets drag away.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Well, Jaune could use the exercise with all the women on Remnant being stronger than most men but he may come to regret agreeing to let Nora and her mom, Elm, help him with his workout routines with other things that has been happening. Although, it won't be like that for long as the mother and daughter might come up with some new exercising routines.
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