Kobold makes dinner, for some reason she is a better cook than I am, I guess that speaks volumes about my cooking...
Kobold lays down the Sushi in the table, for some reason wearing an apron, " so she cooks too?" my dad says frustrated at me, my mother dips the sushi in the soy sauce that had wasabi mixed in it.
"She is quite the cook though!" my mother laughs, " Your son has been fucking a freaking dinosaur and all you say is that she cooks good?" my father says. " She is a Kobold, she can't have kids. They both seem happy. The apartment is clean. They actually cooked for us this time. I am glad he found someone who makes him happy, Gerald!" she says. My father shrugs.
" I give it a week before he gets bored, like he always does. I mean even his pet cooks better than him!" my dad berates for four more minutes before kobold notices me crying. She hugs me. I look at my dad, my mother looks at me shocked by my body language. " Not everything has to be to your standards dad, if you want the perfect human as a son, buy a mirror but even then you are going to find out flaws. Now either leave or enjoy the fucking sushi and shut up!" I blast my father to smithereens. He chuckles and begins eating the Sushi.
My mother smiles at me as Kobold happily chirps and kisses my cheeks before grabbing the "Baked Alaska" she is proud off, she sets it on fire. My parents gasp. The evening went better than it usually goes.
As they prepare to leave, my mother murmurs to me, " quite the support you got there, I see she likes you.* Small chuckle * Give her a treat tonight, will you. She deserves it". She passes me a small box before they leave.
It was a small pink box, inside it was a lube. Both me and Kobold blush at each other. We waste no time...
Belly up on the couch, I finger her with my lubed up fingers, permeating her insides with a strawberry flavour and smell. Her lustful moans begin to flood the room. As she stares at me with her begging eyes the doorbell rings. I hastily go to it.
"What?" I say as I answer the door, " I forgot my phone" my mother says while jolting inside. As she comes to the door she says " Have you guys tried anal, it's really good", Kobold nods while I facepalm. "Good, she deserves it!" my mom says before I slam the door on her.
She starts texting me, " did I make you angry, darling?".
I text her back, " you interrupted her reward, you have really bad timing!".
My mother replies with " Have fun! *Kissy face emoji*".
I stare at Kobold eating a tub of ice cream with a spoon while sitting on the couch, watching static. I had been texting my mom for half an hour. I pet her head before sitting with her, she kisses me. " Sorry about my mother..." I say before she snores and rests her head on me.
I wish I could have kids with her...