At the Loud House, Lincoln is watching Rip Hardcore, where his idol goes nude, with a censored bar to cover him in public television, to face outdoor obstacles and dangers. Then Lynn came by with her soccer ball from practice and notice her brother watching the show.
Lynn: Uh Linc, what up with this dude streaking around on TV?
Lincoln: He's not streaking Lynn. He testing his skills to survive in the wilderness with or without clothes.
Lynn: Sounds pretty embaressing for him without clothes.
Lincoln: Whatever you say sis. Many people like Greek athletes do something like that in games.
Lisa shows up to explain that detail to Lynn.
Lisa: Lincoln is correct. Greek male competetors have tested their skills in their natural appearences to face many forms of challenges like discus, long jump, javelin, running, wrestling, and pankration.
Lynn: Can girls do that?
Lisa: Rarely, only those who are unmarried can be allow to compete.
Lynn: Rarely huh? Hmmm...
Lynn is starting to have some thoughts about the greek games and survival of wilderness. The next day, Lynn goes out and travels into the forest. As she arrives, she approaches the tree that is surrounded by weeds and starts to take all of her clothes off and untie her ponytail to let her hair down. She sets her clothes in the weeds for safety as she prepares to test herself in the wild.
Lynn: Okay Lynn. You've won soccer, football, baseball, basketball, tennis, bowling, golf, biking, swimming, jogging, archery, long jump, racing, parkour, and gymnastics. Lets see if you could be good at this one in bare body.
She starts jogging through the forest while unaware that next to her clothes was a white scarf, aqua shirt, blue pants, underwear, white socks and shoes, meaning that someone is still here. Then Lynn climbs up the tree and jumps from branch to branch while swinging. As she reachs the last branches, she slides down the tree to land the ground. She sees a sparkling lake with a waterfall that is not to large.
Lynn: Something refreshing and hydrated. But first, jogging around this forest.
Lynn starts to jog around the woods until she trip on someone. The two fell and roll through the grass and landed on the mud. As she got up, she sees a boy around her age and has brown hair, slightly thick eyebrows, tan skin, and a small mole on his face. It was Bumper Jr., the eldest son/brother of the Yates family.
Lynn: BUMPER?!
Bumper Jr: LYNN?!
Shocked and embaressing as they tried to cover themselves from each other.
Lynn: What are you doing here?!
Bumper Jr: Me?! What about you?! And why are you naked?
Lynn: I was testing my skills here since Greek has girls to compete rarely and to survive in the wilderness. And why are you here completly naked too?
Bumper Jr: Well... I just needed a break from the perfect schedules and spending some me time here. Especially without clothes to embrace nature.
Lynn: Oh. That explains alot.
Bumper Jr: Yep. Anyway hehe... I'll be right over there to take care of "things".
Lynn notice that Bumper Jr. is having an erection at the moment when he sees her completly naked and covered in dirt like him here.
Lynn: Right... I'll be continuing my skills.
Lynn runs off while Bumper Jr. tries to make his erection go away by thinking of something other than a naked girl he encountered. Suddenly he sees a pack of three coyotes who are apporaching him when they are hungry or territorial. At least his erection is gone, but now he is being confronted by three wild canines in the forest. Bumper Jr. screams in fear as Lynn hears while wipe some dirt off before she rushes to him. Bumper Jr. runs away as the coyotes are chasing him. Then they surrounded him and before they could tackle him, Lynn swings by and grabs one of the coyotes and threw it away.
Bumper Jr: LYNN!
Lynn: I gotcha butt .!
She lands on the ground, protecting the naked boy from the pack. She wrestles one of them before she lifts it up and threw it away as well. Before the last coyote could attack her from behind, Bumper Jr. grabs a branch to hit it. As the two make an intimidating stand, the coyote pack whimpers as they retreated.
Lynn: You okay?
Bumper Jr: I'm alright. Thanks Lynn.
Lynn: No worries. Sorry about this naked meet up.
Bumper Jr: It's okay. I still go one hour of free time before meeting up with my family at home.
Lynn: What about your "thing"?
Bumper Jr:(Blushing)Oh right that. Maybe I could get use to hanging out with you sometimes if that's cool.
Lynn: Sure man. Lets go wash up.
Lynn and Bumper Jr went to the lake and jump into the water to clean themselves. Lynn climbs up the cliff to make a cannonball splash.
Lynn: Heads up Bumper! CANNONBALL!
She jumps into the water to make a big splash on Bumper as he laughs and then splashes back at the naked athlete. Later, they got out of the lake to dry themselves.
Bumper Jr: This was refreshing and fun with you here.
Lynn: Same here with you too.
She gave him a friendly punch on the arm as he started to blush happily. Seeing him smiling to her gives her a new feeling about him.
Lynn: Well, I'm not into dating guys or people or whatever... But what the heck.
She grabs him and kiss him on the lips, much exictment for Bumper Jr. As their kiss end, she burps loudly as it surprises the naked boy.
Lynn:(Embarassed)Hehehe... Sorry. It was from the grilled cheese sloppy joes.
Then Bumper Jr. burps loudly back as it surprises her as well.
Bumper Jr: And it was from the large rolled up pizza. I've been keeping this from my folks.
The two smiled as they shared another kiss before heading back to get dress. As they arrived to the tree where they hide their clothes, they see that their clothes are gone.
Lynn: What happen to our clothes?!
Suddenly, they her something giggling as they look up and see some racoons trying out their clothes they stole from them.
Lynn: Seriously?!
Bumper Jr: My parents are going to be strict when I'm late.
Lynn: We then there's time to hunt these critters right now.
Bumper Jr: Couldn't agree more.
The two prepared to climb up as the racoons panickly ran with their clothes with Lynn and Bumper Jr jumping from branch to branch to chase them in the forest.
The End.
