Chapter VII


Ravager, Artemis and Sportsmaster are now held in the 'Black Bear Maximum Security Prison' in Siberia. A man enters the room.

Man: What were you three doing over Russian airspace?

Ravager: Fleeing Red Hood.

Interrogator: Who is this Red Hood? He sounds like a communist.

Artemis: He's not a communist; he's Jason Todd. He succeeded Dick Grayson as Robin. He was murdered by the Joker; Ra's Al Ghul revived him, but damaged his mind as a result.

Sportsmaster: He's somebody Artemis shouldn't be snitching up by revealing the identity of the original Robin.

Interrogator: It's alright. I know.

The interrogator walked out of the shadows to reveal she was Amanda Waller.

Ravager: Madam President.

Amanda Waller: Did you think you could escape me?

Artemis: How'd you know we were here?

Amanda Waller: I received an anonymous tip.

Ravager: From who?

As if on cue, Red Hood and Jericho entered their cells.

Amanda Waller: They're lucky I was just passing over them.

Ravager: Jericho?

Jericho then signalled "Who the hell is Jericho?".

Ravager: I mean Joseph.

Jericho then signalled "Who's Joseph?". Ravager sighed.

Jericho: You really have lost your senses.

Amanda Waller: These two are working for me now, since you neglected your mission and left me for Katniss Everdeen and buffed up Jason Vorhees.

Ravager: You hired me to take out Task Force X. It's a disservice to my father- (Jericho looks at her)- our father.

Jericho: Not anymore.

Red Hood: Sorry Ravager, but me and my boy Joseph are now government agents.

Ravager: It's not worth it, Jason.

Red Hood: And why not?

Ravager: She's using you to take out her enemies for her. Do you want a lifetime of servitude?

Red Hood: Don't try and make me change my mind Rosie.

Ravager: Amanda Waller is no Batman.

Red Hood: Well, least she pays well.

Sportsmaster: Tempting, but obviously a trap.

Amanda Waller: Well, if you want to be in prison, then so be it.

She left.

Red Hood: Now, you three are gonna be stuck in this Russian prison for...

Red Hood checks his watch.

Red Hood (Sing song voice) ….the next hundred years.

Artemis: Hundred years? Might as well prick myself on an arrow and go to sleep.

Sportsmaster: Your weapons have been confiscated, sweetie.

Artemis: Shit!

Sportsmaster: Unless you're friends with KGBeast, how do we get out?

Ravager: I thought he was dead.

Red Hood: He faked his death, apparently.

Sportsmaster: I thought he would've at least told somebody.

Artemis: Wow, guess somebody took the phrase 'Friends don't lie,' literally.

Amanda Waller re-entered.

Ravager: Where are you sending us Waller?

Amanda Waller: I have no use for the Crocks; you are my top priority. We're going back to America tomorrow Miss Wilson, while the Crocks better enjoy their stay in Russia. Because they're not going anywhere for a while.

Artemis: Will she be executed?

Amanda Waller: That is for the court to decide.

Amanda leaves the cell along with Red Hood and Jericho.

Sportsmaster: Well, we're fucked.


The next day:

Ravager wakes up on a plane, travelling to the US. Red Hood enters her cell.

Ravager: Meal time?

Red Hood: Boss said I have to keep an eye on you.

Ravager: Well isn't that informative?

Red Hood: Well, Waller trusts me more than the mute guy, due to your relationship with him.

Red Hood sat down.

Red Hood: You know how Slade killed Killer Frost?

Ravager: Yeah?

Red Hood: It was a lie, because, I killed her.

Ravager: And how is that supposed to make me feel anything?

Red Hood took off his helmet, and sighed.

Red Hood: Feels good to get this off.

Ravager: Now I know what you look like.

Red Hood: Face don't matter, name matters more.

Ravager: Luckily, I don't have a camera to take a picture.

Red Hood: Mm, hmm.

Ravager: Do you have a name?

Red Hood: Red Hood, obviously.

Ravager: Your real name is Jason Todd.

Red Hood: How do you know?!

Ravager: Let's just say I'm close to Dick Grayson.

Red Hood: Dick Grayson? I haven't heard that name in a long time.

Ravager: He and Starfire got married, moved to Bludhaven, and had a little girl.

Red Hood: Good for him. One connection doesn't change a thing. You are my priority.

Ravager: What will it take for you to release me?

Red Hood: If somebody were to remove the bomb from my neck.

Ravager: Bomb? How- (She realised) Waller.

Red Hood: And her top notch surgeons.

Ravager: I just need my sword.

Red Hood: Why, are you going to cut it out? Because she'll know if I'm trying to cut it out and instantly detonate.

Ravager: Then, how do I remove it?

Red Hood: Persuasion.

Ravager: Deactivate... please.

Red Hood: Waller will know when someone tries to deactivate the bomb, I don't want to risk you being blown up.

Ravager: Does she have a detonator?

Red Hood: Yeah. She always keeps it in her pocket. Don't wanna risk going in there because she'll wake up to any sudden movements anywhere near her.

Ravager: So, how do I get it?

Red Hood: I trained with Batman, so I can hack the sucker.

Ravager: Then why didn't you just say so?

Red Hood: Maybe I liked to mess with you.

Ravager: You jerk. You're just lucky you're so hot.

Red Hood: I'm what?

Ravager: Sorry. It's just... all Robins tend to be lookers.

Red Hood: Uh...okay.

Ravager: You gonna work your... hacker magic now?

Red Hood pulls a cryptographic sequencer out of his coat pocket and starts hacking.

Red Hood: You're going to feel a small shock.

Ravager flinched and pressed her hand on the back of her neck.

Red Hood: That should do it.

Ravager: How'd you know I had one?

Red Hood: I work with Waller. She does it to all her employees.

Ravager: Damn, she's even more controlling than I thought.

Red Hood: She's a bitch who should be impeached.

Ravager: Is this the kind of boss you want? One who threatens you with death unless you complete your task?

Red Hood: No. You were right to cross her.

Ravager: Let's get out of here.

Red Hood: Let's steal a small jet and get you back to America to fuck up Waller.

Ravager: Not without the Crocks.

Red Hood: You want us to go back to Russia?! Are you kidding?!

Ravager: I can't just leave them to commies! They helped me! It's only fair I return the favour!

Red Hood: Fine.

Ravager: You know where there'll be jets?

Red Hood: Yeah. Follow me, but keep quiet.

Just as they were exiting the room, they ran right into Waller, standing by the exit.

Amanda Waller: Going somewhere?

Red Hood: Away from you.

Amanda Waller: Sad. Shame you won't be getting far.

Waller pushes a button and the two were now stuck behind a ray shield.

Ravager: Oh great. Jason, do your stuff.

Red Hood: I did not expect that.

Amanda Waller: And I did not expect you to betray me, Jason.

Ravager: You got a plan B?

Red Hood: No.

Amanda Waller: For crossing me and attempting to flee with a fugitive, you are both sentenced to death. Jericho, take them to the brig.

Jericho: At once, Madam President. (To Ravager and Red Hood) Come on, scumbags.

The ray shields go down, and Red Hood and Ravager walk to the brig, held at gunpoint.

Red Hood: You're a crazy bitch, you know that?! You're going mad with power-

Amanda Waller: Silence traitor!

She followed behind them.

Ravager: Joseph, this is mad! You don't know what you're doing!

Jericho: I know perfectly well what I'm doing; seeing that you are executed.

Ravager sighed, accepting that there was no way out.

The End


Cast:

Pamela Adlon: Ravager/Rose Wilson

Stephanie Lemelin: Artemis

Nick Chinlund: Sportsmaster

Yuri Lowenthal: Red Hood/Jason Todd

Dante Basco: Jericho/Joseph Wilson

CCH Pounder: Amanda Waller