this is how i continue to stall writing invaders

(also this chapter will be from the view point of the almighty god of destruction beerus)

Some dumbass finally managed to do it. I don't know how, but he did it.

"Whis, tell me what it's like down there. How fucked up is it?" I asked him as I looked at the planet in front of us. I felt a strange energy coming from it. So strange that it woke me up from my nap.

And I hate being woken up from my naps.

"Hmm... It appears that a very rotund scientist has managed to create a pocket dimension surrounding this planet and it's moon. Whatever the course of this planet's history was has been completely changed beyond reparation. People who had no buisness being anywhere near this planet seem to have had carbon copies made and transported here," Whis explained. "In some cases, people who have never existed are suddenly real. If this pocket dimension were to spread, I fear that the entire history of the universe could be altered beyond repair, or the pocket dimension collapses on itself, sending time-altering ripples throughout space."

"And that's why we've come," I said. "But, before I destroy it, I would like to meet the scientist responsible for this mess and personally kill him."

"Of course, Lord Beerus," Whis said as he created a protective bubble around us and descended down to the planet.

We landed on the metal deck of a massive air ship. There were turrets all around the perimeter facing outward and strange looking metal people patrolling the deck. As they noticed us on the ship, they promptly turned their metal hands into guns and open-fired.

I stuck a single hand outward, and said, "Hakai." I watched on as they were all turned into nothingness, as well as many more beings of the same kind inside the ship.

We walked down the long, entirely metal hallway until we came to a large, open space with doors lining its walls.

"Whis, which way is it to find this scientist?" I asked impatiently. "I can feel his presence but that doesn't mean I know which door he's through."

"Hmm... It appears he's down the fifth door on the left. Down that hallway is another series of doors, in which case you'll want to go down the first one on the left. He'll be through the door at the end of that hallway." Whis said as he led me through the door.

Our footsteps echoed through the long, metal hallway, reverberating off the walls. We went down the second door Whis said, and were met with a strange looking... thing.

It spoke in a voice I could only describe as... grating and idiotic. "HAHAHA! It seems you were unlucky enough to run into I, Eclipse the-"

"I don't have time for whatever it is you're doing," I said as I stuck out my hand. "Hakai."

His body faded away as a panic look came to his face. In mere seconds, he was gone.

Whis and I continued down the hallway, seemingly going on forever. The door finally came into view, but not without the sound of another hindrance's footsteps coming from behind us.

"HEY!" The thing yelled at us. It was purple and black and just looked wrong. "Eggman's MY KILL! YOU HEAR ME?! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THAT DOOR AND-"

I let out a large sigh, and said "Hakai..." and watched as the thing slowly started to dissapear.

"NOOOOOOO! I, MARY THE SUE, AKA FLARE THE HEDGEHOG, SHALL RETUR-" The thing's sentence was cutoff as her over-sized head disappeared into nothingness.

I turned back towards the door and shot it open with an energy blast. Two weird looking guys that resembled the humans of Planet 4032-877 were tied to some strange-looking device with a sinister blue glow. One had sparse gray hair while the other was bald and had a giant brown mustache.

The one with gray hair hurriedly said, "Oh, thank god, someone's finally come. That horrible alien came in and-hold up, are you a giant hairless cat?"

"Bad choice of words," I said as I performed Hakai on yet another mortal. The one with the brown mustache seemed horrified as he looked on at the other man disappear. I turned my head towards him, looking him dead in the goggles that covered his eyes. If he was scared before, he was terrified now. "So, you're the one responsible for this pocket dimension, yes? You've set up quite the universal disaster, haven't you?"

He looked at me with a terrified expression on his face, too afraid to even speak. "Sadly, this little game of yours will have to come to an end now. I'll be destroying this pocket dimension you've created. But, before I do that..."

I walked up to him, his expression gradually getting more terrified with every step I took. I pulled back my hand, and plunged it right into his fleshy body. A look of pain grew across his oval face, then turned limp as I pulled my hand out. I wiped it against my clothes as Whis teleported us back into space, looking out at the planet. I raised my hand over my head as I prepared a massive ball of energy.

I launched the energy at the planet, watching as it was fully engulfed by the destruction. My ball of energy exploded as Whis took us back to our own planet.

I crawled into my bed, not feeling up to destroy more planets. "Whis," i lazily said. "Don't wake me up for another 37 years. My gut's telling me some god dude's gonna show up and I wanna fight it."

"Whatever you want, my lord."