Hijikata: DAMMIT! Everybody. Bathroom. Now!
Okita: What's up Hijikata-san?
Gintoki: What?
Hijikata: Is somebody playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp?
Gintoki: 'Cause it's not your towel, it's my towel
Hijikata: No it's not your towel, your towel's the red one
Gintoki: I'll tell you this pal, I've never used that
Gintoki, pointing to Hijikata: I do use that one every single day
Shinpachi: Oh god…
Okita, touching the red towel: This towel is so warm and fluffy it's like it's been in the sun forever!
Kagura: This means you've been drying your junk with the same towel
Okita: Intimate
Hijikata: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
Gintoki: What do you mean am I-
Hijikata: How do you think this is your towel?! Do you even wash it?
Gintoki, laughing: No I don't wash the towel, the towel washes me. Who washes a towel?
Shinpachi: You've never washed…
Gintoki: You wash your towel?
Hijikata: You've never washed the towel?!
Gintoki: What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap? You've gotta think here pal!
Hijikata: I am furious right now-
Gintoki: I get out of the damn shower, I'm clean as a damn baby, and I use the towel
Hijikata: Let me ask you this, have you been using my underpants?
Gintoki: Sometimes, yes. Who cares?
Hijikata, gagging: oh nohoho-
Gintoki, to everyone else: You guys don't wear each other's underpants? You're lying-
This is from the New Girl audio that I've seen on TikTok. I didn't know if it'd translate well and it's also kinda long so I decided to put it in its own chapter.
So umm… about Strawberry Milk… I might or might not be able to put out the next chapter before thanksgiving break ends. Idk, just suddenly had to do a bunch of stuff but I promise I'll do my best (^-^)