Back at Duncan Tower; the party that Mordecai was throwing is still underway.
Outside the hotel; Duncan and Janna were setting up lots of explosives around the building.
Duncan looked at Janna.
"You want to blow up my hotel?" He asked.
"Yeah, but I think it's best we make sure everyone is out of the building so that we don't get arrested for mass genocide." said Janna.
Duncan chuckled.
"Way ahead of you." said Duncan.
He reached through a hotel window and pulled down on a fire alarm and it went off, but unfortunatley the music drowned out the alarm.
Duncan and Janna noticed it and groaned in annoyance.
"Dammit, the music's louder then the alarm." said Duncan.
Janna is mad.
"These guys are nuts." said Janna.
Duncan nodded.
"I know right?" said Duncan, "Now what?"
"Well, we could always do an ironic death stunt." said Janna.
Cutaway Gag
Patrick Star was in the Underworld with Hades.
"So, you like Krabby Patties huh?" said Hades.
"Yes." said Patrick.
Hades smirked.
"Well then-"Hades said before a machine started forcing Krabby Patties into Patrick's mouth as he started eating them, "HAVE ALL THE PATTIES IN THE WORLD!"
The lord of the dead started laughing evilly.
An hour or 2 later; Patrick was still eating The Krabby Patties and Hades is shocked that the starfish didn't crack and the room was almost empty.
Patrick finished one row.
"More." said Patrick.
He was fed another row of patties.
"I don't understand, James Coco went mad after fifteen minutes." said Hades.
Then his minions appeared next to him.
"Maybe you should change tactics." said Pain.
"Yeah, yeah, he's eaten your entire supply of burgers." said Panic.
End Flashback
"So what other plan should we pull that doesn't involve an ironic demise?" said Duncan.
"We could trick them into going outside and jumping in a swimming pool with a Baby Ruth bar." said Janna.
Duncan became shocked.
"What?" Duncan said before becoming mad, "No, we're not doing a Caddyshack to blow up this place that already has bombs all over the place."
Janna groaned.
"It was a good movie." said Janna.
Duncan did some thinking.
"I got it." said Duncan.
He pulled out his phone and dialed 911 on it before putting the phone to his ear.
"911, what's your emergency?" said a voice.
"Yes, I'd like to report a disturbance. Some nut job is throwing an overly loud party at Duncan Tower." said Duncan.
Some mumbling sounds were heard, shocking Duncan.
"What?" Duncan said before turning off his phone, "Goddammit."
Janna became confused.
"What, what happened?" said Janna.
"That blue jay invited the entire police force." said Duncan.
Janna is shocked.
"See ya." She said and ran off.
Duncan growled in anger.
"Coward." said Duncan.
Interview Gag
"Yeah, I've got bad beef with the police right now. Apparently it's illegal to spray-paint graffiti on a robotic cop." said Janna.
End Interview Gag
Duncan grumbled.
"Looks like I'm on my own now." said Duncan.
He did some thinking.
He pulled out his phone and dialed a number before putting to his ear.
Later; the teen was driving a bulldozer.
Interview Gag
"It's amazing what all places will allow you to rent stuff at such late hours." said Duncan.
End Interview Gag
He then laughed.
"THIS IS THE END OF DUNCAN TOWER!" yelled Duncan.
He laughed again.
But then the bulldozer sputtered a bit before stopping.
Duncan became confused and saw that the gas dial was pointing at E.
The teen growled before getting out of the bulldozer.
"Dammit." Duncan said before kicking the construction vehicle.
The bulldozer then fell apart, shocking Duncan.
"This is what I get for renting a bulldozer from a discount rental company." said Duncan.
He growled in anger before running into the hotel and snapped the cord to all the music, shutting it off.
Mordecai became shocked and mad.
"HEY!" yelled Mordecai.
"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE OUT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" yelled Duncan.
He pulled out a pistol and shot it in the air and everyone screamed before running out of the hotel.
Duncan exited the hotel as well before pulling out a remote and pushed the button on it, making the tower explode.
Everyone else became shocked.
"Did Duncan just destroy his own hotel?" said Lincoln.
"He can't do that." said Gus.
"No, no, actually he can, he owns the hotel so he can decide what happens to it." said Sanders.
"Yeah but why destroy it?" asked Gus.
Duncan glared at Gus.
"Because Mordecai's been bugging me with ridiculous requests. So I decided to be done with it by blowing up the tower." said Duncan.
"Wouldn't it have been easier to just kick him out and get a restraining order on Mordecai?" asked Gus.
Duncan realized Gus was right.
"Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"Duncan said before realizing the presence of younger children, "-art."
"Wouldn't help much when you realize that you both live in the same mansion as each other." said Eda.
"The manor is big and there is a huge table." said Mordecai.
A ringing sound was heard and Mordecai pulled out his phone before putting it to his ear.
"Hello?" said Mordecai, "Hey Ralph."
He became surprised.
"Really? Okay." said Mordecai.
He put his phone away.
"The strikes off, everyone's getting a raise and I'll be back to work tomorrow." said Mordecai.
Duncan became flabbergasted and grabbed the bird by the neck.
"Listen you Big Bird wannabe, you drove me mad so you're gonna pay me back so I can rebuild my Hotel." He snapped.
The two cops nodded.
"Yeah, he's got a point." said Sanders.
"Not happening." said Mordecai.
The cops glared at the bird.
"Sorry Mordecai but we're with Duncan in this one." said Sanders.
"Yeah you did make him go crazy." Said MacArthur.
Everyone else ran off in fear.
Mordecai groaned.
"Fine I'll do it." He said.
Duncan chuckled.
"It's payback time." said Duncan.