"Okay," Fives shifted nervously," This went SO wrong."

"SO WRONG!?" Echo screeched, usually the calmer of the two," You let out that- that WEIRD gas into GENERAL SKYWALKERS ROOM!"

Each of them had little gas filtering masks fitted into their helmet so they wouldn't be affected in their little hiding spot.

Fives gave a small embarrassed cough," Hehe- Uh, Yes."

Echo started pacing their room, shaking his head," Okay- WHAT does this gas go again?"

"It makes everyone inhale it act… a bit… Wac. But there's more."

Echo facepalmed," Please don't tell me General Kenobi was in there!"

Fives shook his head to Echo's great relief, then his relief quickly evaporated at his next statement," It also leaked onto Waxer and Boil and… Commander Tano.."

Echo could feel himself paling," Oh kriff."

"So... " Fives shifted again," What do we do?"

"We go try and keep them out of trouble."

...

"Anakin," Obiwan sighed, rolling his eyes," Why do you even want to do this sort of thing?"

His former padawan crossed his arms defensively "," Because I am BORED! There's nothing else to do while we wait!"

Ahsoka was standing at Anakin's side, nodding seriously in agreement.

I have NO idea what to do about these guys...

Pressing a hand to his forehead to get rid of the no-doubt accumulating headache, he looked through his hand," Anakin- If we play ONE game, will you go bother someone else?"

Anakin put a hand to his chest- looking affronted."I don't bother people!"

He spun around to face Rex who was just passing by," Rex! Do I bother people!?"

Rex blinked as he stopped midstride," Um-" He looked like he didn't know QUITE how to answer that.

Anakin turned back to Obiwan with a sigh," Fine- APPARENTLY I do bother people." He shot a look at the confused Rex," But ONE game. That's all I'm asking."

Anakin oh Anakin.

"Fiiiiine." He sighed, again rubbing his forehead.

Anakin grinned widely," Perfect. I was thinking… MONOPOLY!"

Obi-Wan facepalmed but Ahsoka spoke, mirroring Anakin's expression," Master- you already agreed to it."

Obiwan shot her a withering look before begrudgingly following Anakin out- then he turned to the still baffled Rex.

"Captain- I am NOT suffering this alone. You've had more experience with this."

Rex peered around Obiwan to look at Anakin's departing figure," Sir, I've NEVER seen his act like this. General Skywalker May be confident- but he doesn't play kids games."

There was a distant voice, "KIDS GAMES?!"

There was the stomping of feet before Anakin came up, hands-on-hips," Monopoly is NOT a kids game."

Obiwan shot Rex a look- telling him to NOT engage. Then Waxer came striding in. Obiwan tried to shoot him the same look. It failed as Waxer stopped and shook his head towards Anakin.

"General, with respect, Not really. There are very few decisions and a lot of luck involved. There's an optimal strategy, but it's ridiculously simple, and if everyone follows it then it's just a long wait to see how the dice shake out for everyone. Sometimes, the game can go on for hours that way." Waxer finished, matter-of-factly.

Anakin looked horribly affronted and crossed his arms," Well if it's SO simple," He remarked shortly," Then you could easily beat me!"

Waxer snorted," Sir- that game is a waste of time."

Luckily for him, Boil came in on that exact moment. Boil was like Waxer's controller, the ONE person that he most of the time listened to.

"What's going on here?" Boil asked, crossing arms.

Anakin stepped forwards before Waxer could say his piece," WAXER believed that Monopoly is a stupid game."

Now, Obiwan thought to his relief, maybe Waxer and Anakin will listen to Boils reason.

"General" Boil sighed. Obiwan smiled, here it comes. "Monopoly IS stupid."

Obiwan facepalmed. A complete look of betrayal crossed over Anakin's face," Et Tu Boil?"

Boil faced his general," Well it is, Sir."

Then Ahsoka strode up to her master's side," Don't worry Master- I agree with you. I LOVE monopoly."

Anakin nodded, seeming very proud of his padawan," Then," he turned back to Boil and Waxer," The games will begin. Haters VS players."

Obiwan sighed," Since you found your 'playing partner'. I'm going to meditate/"

No one noticed that so Obiwan walked away, passing Echo and Fives, shaking his head.

...

"The war- has begun," Fives said solemnly lowering his head as if in preparation. Echo smacked him in his shoulder," If this gets you sanitation duty for the rest of the war- Force help me I won't help you at all."

Fives furrowed his brow, looking extremely confused by his statement- Echo facepalmed again.

Skywalker had announced the rules with gusto before turning on his heel and walking with confidence down to the hanger bay.

"We watch them then?" Fives asked again. Echo nodded and they rushed after them.

...

"And 15 million," Waxer drolled in a bored tone," We win this silly game."

Anakin gaped at the fake money in his hand before throwing it over his shoulders and crossing his arms.

"Impossible," He barked and Ahsoka growled at the two troopers. The other troopers of the 501st and 212th had gathered around the little board game bored.

Anakin pointed a finger and Waxer, fixing him with a glare,"yoooooou CHEATED!"

Waxer rolled his eyes as Boil picked up the game," Sir- I wouldn't bother cheating on SUCH a POINTLESS game!"

Ahsoka gasped in offence, hand coming to her mouth in SUCH overWHELMING HORROR!

"MEN," Anakin whipped around to face the rest of his men," Waxer and Boil CANNOT OF WON!"

The 501st nodded, slowly and unsurely, before rapidly and with enthusiasm. The 212th rolled their eyes.

"So the only explanation isssssss?" Anakin asked them, giving them a pointed look which they had learned meant: You-Know-The-Answer-Do-You-Want-Sanitation-Duty?

There was silence and Anakin gave them another look," Iiiiiiiiiiiiis?"

"Boil and Waxer cheated," They all chorused begrudgingly.

Anakin crossed his arms in triumph," Ha.".

Waxer once again rolled his eyes," A baby could have one this- Sir."

Ahsoka glared," No one couldn't!"

"That's it!" Anakin exploded," We need a baby!"

Fives winced as he came into the room at that statement," Er- Echo? I think we might need outside help."

Echo shook his head," It can't be that bad."

That is until another trooper said: "Sir! We don't HAVE a baby!"

And Anakin announced," Then someone MAKE a baby!"

Echo's eyes widened and he turned to Fives," Yup! Outside help needed!"

Echo grabbed Fives arm and pulled him down the halls until Fives got their general bearing- then they came as fast as he could to Obi Wan's quarters and threw open the door. "GENERAL KENOBI!" They both exclaimed at once.

Obiwan was sitting on the floor, meditating. He opened one eye," Yes?"

"Sir," Echo said, panting slightly," We need your help with General Skywalker!"

"Ah," Obiwan unfurled and stood," But I don't think I should get involved with Anakin's antics."

Fives shifted guiltily," Er- It isn't General Skywalkers fault."

That made Obiwan stop, he whipped around to them, narrowing his eyes," Fives- what are you talking about?"

"I- er, accidentally let out some gas into General Skywalker's room." Fives nervously laughed," It also leaked onto Boil, Waxer and Ahsoka."

Obiwan facepalmed," THAT explains the monopoly."

"Eh-" Fives shrugged," Not really."

"Ah well," Obiwan sighed," We'd better go see if Kix has an antidote."

"YESSIR!" Echo and Fives chorused in relief as Obiwan led the way out of his room. They speed-walked (Obi Wan's passion art) to the medbay as fast as physically possible. They burst in with gusto and Kix looked up from his datapad.

"Sir?" He asked when he saw the serious look on their faces.

"Kix," Obiwan said seriously," We need your help. It seems that Fives let some gas that makes everyone act crazy, into Anakin, Boil, Waxer and Ahsoka."

Kix's eyes widened as he heard exactly who was infected," Oh. So the galaxy's greatest pranksters have gone insane."

Obiwan nodded," We were hoping you had an antidote."

"And we need to fix them quickly," Echo piped in," Because Anakin is demanding someone make a baby."

Obiwan and Kix both blinked at this disturbing news. Kix nodded rapidly," Right. Fives- what gas exactly did you use?"

Five grinned sheepishly," Weeeeeeeeeell-"

…

Kix facepalmed," That's it- we need back up."

He sped out of the room and came back with Coric and Wrap. Both of the other medics looked serious as KIx had already informed them of the gravity of the situation.

Wrap was lugging a tank full of something that had a red warning sign on it," This-," Wrap explained/panted,"-Should help them! Buuuuut, they need to breathe it in for an hour."

Obiwan sighed deeeeeeeeeeeeeply," Kix- this won't be enough."

Kix nodded," I agree, Sir. I'll gather… them."

Echo's eyes widen," T-them?!"

"Them?" Fives asked, confused.

"Yes." Obiwan said seriously," We need them about now."

Kix took a deep breath," Okay. Let's do this."

TO BE CONTINUED!

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