See you in Double Hell
Ancient demon roam throughout the city causing mayhem and chaos where ever they go, many of the resident choose to hide or join in at the anarchy. This is kinda like the extermination or the turf wars. Katie Killjoy who was there, planning to film and report the whole thing while hiding behind a debris. She was straightening her hair and dress, then she picking up her mike.
"You better get my good side or it's your fucking ass, dipshit!" Katie threaten the camera man before they go live. She put on her fake smiled as the camera rolls. "This is Katie Killjoy and we are in the streets where the carnage is taking place." The camera shows a bunch of ancient demons destroying everything in sites. Then the camera focuses back to Katie.
"My co-host Tom Trench isn't with me at the moment because he's too much of a fucking pussy to leave the Studio!" stated the anchor woman as she growled angrily at the last sentences, squeezing the mike in her hand while maintaining her smile. She immediately then started to calm down "Oh well, more news stories for me."
Then out of nowhere Nora came flying through, nearly hitting Katie in the process, which anger the reporter.
"Watch where you're going, you fat fucking pig!" Killjoy yelled at the narrator, this however attract the attention of the monsters. She continues with the news, not knowing about the large ram-ape like demon approaching her from behind. "These monsters were summoned by evil entrepreneur Lucius Needful and a little help from wannabe supervillain Sir Pentious. Sources told us that Lucius retrieve the idol from a…."
She couldn't finish her sentence when she notices her cameraman looking scared. This however anger her and was about to produce her vulgar insults, when she notices a shadow looming over her. The insect demon turns around and saw the ram-ape demon, she couldn't react in time as the demon grab her in his hand and carry her off. Causing the camera man to run off screaming, dropping his recording and leaving those cute bad connection cards with a little imp tangle up in wires.
Nora hiding behind another debris, witnessing the whole thing unfold and focusing on the viewers. "Man, I hate that fucking cunt, calling me a fat fucking pig for no reason!" she ranted a little bit, before focusing on the real issue. "So, as you can guess, my cover been blown and trying to save my own ass here. The last you saw there are destructive demon raising literal hell into downtown and our heroes are finding a way to figure out how to fix this dilemma."
The scene then focusing on the gang hiding inside the motel, while coming up with a plan.
"I vote we get drunk enough, that we don't care about the shit happening outside." voted husk, as he got out some booze
"I second that" agree Rick as he grab himself a bottle, this earn him some glares from Morty and Vaggie.
"Rick! This isn't the time to get extremely drunk and help save Hell from Lucius!" Morty exclaimed in anger "For once, do the right thing!"
"Yeah, that really work out for you, huh" Rick asked sarcastically, as he begin lists of when Morty's good intention back fire on him "You mean the time you cause a giant's death, leaving his wife a widow, his son growing up without a father and us nearly going to giant prison just to help a poor village, the whole Earth to be turn into Chroneburg, just because you wanted Jessica to love you back. How about the time over a thousand of people to die to save an interdimensional fart from being killed, who turn out to want to wipe out all carbon lifeform, when you wanted to save that Amish cat girl from being purge on a purging planet, but she stabbed us in the back and took our ship and you went berserk and kill everything on sight, or-or what about the time you thought giving a planet full of snakes an Earth snake to replace the snake astronaut that died when it bit you. Thinking it would bring hope to their species, but instead made some terminator time traveling bullshit, which in the end cause the snake planet from never existing. And let not forget getting a dragon, still a stupid fucking Idea."
Morty was taken aback by Rick's statement, but he stood his ground. "Well, at least I gave a crap about other people and try to help them, unlike you!" Morty starts the resorted with vigor, "At least I don't drink a lot and act like an ass to cover up that I'm all alone. At Least I don't drag the people around me into my selfish bullshit. AT LEAST I GIVE A SHITT!"
Everyone except for Alastor step back at Morty's last sentence. Then a loud crash outside the hotel got their attention, remembering there are ancient demons running amok. It was time for Charlie to take charge.
"Arguing won't fix the problem we are facing. Please put aside your personal issue for now and focus on what is going on outside!" ordered the Princess of Hell, this made Vaggie look at her girlfriend in pride seeing her take charge. "We need to get that statue away from Needful"
"How do we supposed to do that, Princess?" questioned Rick, trying to challenged her leadership.
"Well…" Charlie thought for a moment, when the television continentally shows Lucius and Sir Pentious broadcasting their carnage live. They are at the center of town square, where Pentious's ship is currently parked.
"We're going to go to Town Square." Declared the Demon Princess
"How are we going to get past the ancients' demon that are destroying everything in sight" asked Morty in concern, as he is watching those brainless brutes walking by from the inside of the Hotel. The young traveler felt the radio demon hand on his shoulder.
"No need to worry, Morty" said Alastor in a cheerful and reassuring voice "The perks of being demons, means we have our own special abilities."
"Also, we have reinforcement on the way" stated Angel as he looks up from his phone, they heard explosion outside the safe zone and see the lower part of the beast and the top part graphically everywhere. On top of one of the many building, there stand a cyclops woman in tattered punk-style clothing and a ponytail, bouncing a bomb in her hand. "right on time"
The spider grabbed his tommy gun and exit the hotel with a smile say that he's going to kick some ass. Cherri Bomb maneuver herself from the top of the building to meet up with her best friend. As soon as she lands on the ground safely, angel took out an ancient demon that was trying to kill punkish powerhouse from behind with his gun.
"Thanks for the save, Ang" Smiled the radical anarchist
"It was nothing, babe" Angel smiled back as he reloads his tommy gun.
"Are you going to get in trouble for this again?" Cherri ask her bestie, remembering the last time Angel had help her with in a war.
"Ya kiddin'? Stopping these ancient goons is like a "redeemable quality," stated Angel as he crossed his lower arms and use his top arms to perform air quotation on the last part, before pointed his thumb other his shoulder "And besides, they are joining the battle."
Rick, Morty and the others (with the exception of Nifty) were prepared to go through the anarchy to the street.
"Are ya ready, sugar tits?" asked angel with a cocky look on his face
"You know it, Angie." Answered Cherri as she got her explosives out
Angel turns his attention to the group "We'll meet cha at the center of town."
Cherri and Angel went their own way. Rick and the other rush through the streets, dodging monsters the best they could. Rick using his portal gun to open vortexes at the beasts, sending them to blunder world, giant vat of acid world and giant murderous octopus world. Which result in a gruesome and bloody mess. Alastor using his shadow powers to overpower some monsters. Husk flying in the air avoiding the conflict on the ground. Charlie going one on one with a giant cyclops, using her own demonic power. This doesn't help as the cyclops smack her into the nearest wall and she falls to the floor limp like a puppet without any strings. The Princess would've been a goner if her girlfriend hasn't chuck a spear into the cyclops eye, this causes the monster to scream in pain and try to get the spear out of his eyes. While it's occupied, Vaggie quickly rush over to check on her girlfriend.
"Are you okay, hon?" Vaggie ask in concern, as she helped her to her feet
"I'm fine, Vaggie" said the Princess as she tries to walk, but wobbled over until her one-eye girlfriend caught her before she falls over. Charlie try to hide the pain. "I just sprain my ankle a little bit, no big deal!"
Vaggie chuckled a little bit at this, because of how Charlie doesn't want to fuss over her too much. She then put her girlfriend's arm over her shoulder to support her weight. They were able to meet up with the others. Rick use one of his inventions to heal up Charlie's leg, this amazed Charlie as her leg feel as good as new.
"Thank you, Rick!" smiled Charlie as tested out her newly healed leg.
"Don't mention it." Rick simply said, then he heard some noises in a nearby alleyway, Rick, Charlie and Vaggie investigated the noise and cringed at what they saw. Katie Killjoy getting rammed by the ram demon from earlier and she is clearly enjoying it. Katie open her eyes and saw them standing there. She doesn't seem phase (neither is the ancient demon who continues to plow her) that they are seeing her like this, she has a shit eating grin as she looks at Charlie.
"What the matter, princess? Are you surprising to seeing me getting fucked by a man?" The news reporter said in a snarky tone. "Well, no surprise there, since you are scissoring that house keeper!"
Vaggie was really piss off at this horrible woman making fun at of her Hispanic background, but most importantly making fun of her girlfriend once again. Rick however took out his ray gun and pointed it at the ancient demon's head and pull the trigger. The Demon's head was blasted off, which cause him to collapse dead on top of Katie. To add insult to injury, the monster is still inside of Katie. Vaggie and Charlie were shock at this, until Rick lead them out of the alleyway with Katie swearing and threatening them to come back here and help her this instant on the way. Rick only responded by giving her the middle finger, which only raises the insect demon's ire.
The group continue their journey, until they reach their destination. There stood the man of the hour Lucius Needful, who seems to be chatting with Sir Pentious. Which will take forever, because of how much Pentious likes to boast about how evil he is. This will give the groups the element of surprise
"Did you see one of those ancient demons grabbing that Katie Killjoy woman? Serve that harlot right for constantly rejecting my interview requests!" stated Sir Pentious, as he does his evil laugh.
"Ugh, seriously the whole evil laugh thing. That's so fucking stupid!" groaned Rick in annoyance ruining the element of surprise.
"Rick!" scolded Morty
"Well, well, well, if it isn't Rick Sanchez and what do we have here" said Needful smug fully, as his eyes focus from Rick to Charlie "Charlotte Mange, Daughter of Lucifer and Lilith Mange and founder of the Happy Hotel. It is an honor to meet you, your majesty." As he takes a mocking bow.
"Cut the delightful bullshit and give us the statue!" demanded Vaggie as she pointed her spear at the devil. Lucius just chuckle
"Why should we, Vagatha" ask the former curse seller "you're out numbered"
"You should just surrender now and spare yourself the humiliation!" Sir Pentious chimed in
"Are those eyeballs all over your body?" Rick ask, clearly not taking the situation seriously, Pentious eyes widen at that, before he get offended
"That's none of your god damn business, you Addle Pate!" exclaimed the Victorian inventor in frustration
"Pentious, he's clearly trying to get a rise out of you for his own amusement" Mr. Needful pointed out
"Coming from the guy who spend most of his afterlife at a brothel so he can feel like a big man" quipped Rick, but this doesn't phase Lucius
"Funny you would say that, talking about the place where your parents first met." bantered Lucius, this pissed rick off
"Oh, you want to go motherfucker!" scowled Rick as he removed his lab coat and blue long-sleeves shirt, leaving only his undershirt on
"Gladly, I been waiting for this particular moment for some time!" resorted Needful, as he removed his jack and shirt, leaving only his undershirt. Setting the statue to the side. "This time, we are going to do this the old fashion way."
They march up to one another and begin having a fight. Morty recognized it kinda like with Rick fighting Zeep when they travel to the micro verse so they can activate the ship's battery. While Rick and Needful were busy fighting like immature teenage boys, Angel Dust appear from atop of a building and maneuver himself from down the building. The main group noticed this, he motioned for them to keep quiet and they quickly understood what he was up to. The porn star was able to sneak past Sir Pentious and the egg bois who were memorized by the fight, Angel grab the statue and ran off to the other. Lucius who was being held in a head lock by Rick, spotted Angel carrying his statue.
"Angel Dust has the statue! Stop him!" commanded Needful as he use the back of his head to head-butt rick in the face, so he can let him go. The Egg bois did as they were told and went after the slutty spider.
"Ow, fuck!" The dimensional traveler groaned in pain as he felt the throbbing pain on his nose. He notices that Angel was running around with the statue with Pentious's minion going after him "Don't let that piece of shit get the statue back!"
Angel darted toward Vaggie and handed her the statue, she then signaled Husk to catch the statue. He started to circle around in the air, then he dropped the statue down to Charlie who then toss the statue back to Angel. The group started to play keep away with the Egg Bois. Meanwhile Pentious saw all of this unfold, he was getting pissed.
"Stop fucking around! Your embarrassing me and yourselves!" the supervillain shouted in frustration, he proceeds to pick up a big gun "If you want something done right, you got to do it yourself!" then out of nowhere a rock hit him in the head and knock him out. It came from Cherri Bomb who gave Angel Dust a salute and he saluted back, while he blindly tossed the demonic statue. It was a good thing Morty caught it.
The Egg bois advance towards Morty, who was fiddling with his backpack
"Okay you can have the statue back, we don't want any trouble." Stated Morty as he handed his backpack over to the Egg bois, who gladly accepted it and took it to their temporal boss. Everybody was shocked at this.
"Morty, you fucking idiot! What are you doing?!" Rick demanded in rage, but Morty could respond with a confidence look on his face to the other, saying to just wait in see. This just confuse the other, they turn their attention to Lucius with the book bag in hand.
Good boy, Morty. I knew you couldn't stay mad at me" when he opens it and takes out the statue. It was the right one, it was the Screaming Bloodstone, Lucius knew that he is fucked now. He started to bleed from every orifice of his body in a gross manner, everybody around him (except for Rick of course) cringe in disgust.
"Huh, I guess it only make you bleed." Rick said out loud
"Looking for this, Needful" said a familiar radio voice, everybody turns their attention to Alastor who came in frame. He was holding the demonic statue.
"Alastor! How did you get the statue?" ask the bleeding demon
"I got dear Morty to thank for that. If he hadn't given my friends the statue, you'd have been in a heap of trouble" he answered with his shadow friends around him, he then proceeds to speak in a menacing tone. But still have a smile on his face "And they seem to want to have a chat with you about treating people fairer and with a little respect!"
His shadow friends surrounded Lucius in darkness, with the devil pleading for mercy. At the same time Pentious woke up and saw the whole thing unfold. Fearing that he'd be next, him and the egg bois retreated to the blimp. The shadows and Needful disappeared, leaving behind the Screaming Bloodstone. Rick then pick it up, it didn't do anything to him.
"It's only good for one use." The scientist said casually as he tossed the statue over his shoulder like it was nothing. He then pulled out his portal gun "Come on, Morty. Let's go home"
He shot at a nearby building and a portal appeared. The two approach the portal.
"Wait!" Charlie stopped the two in their track. "I would like to say thank you for all you've done and that you are welcome to come back here anytime you want!"
"Thanks Charlie, we'll keep that in..." Morty couldn't finish his sentence as his grandfather dragged him into the portal. The demons saw the portal disappeared.
Charlie is happy to have made new allies. The gang head back to the hotel to recover.
Epilogue
Rick and Morty were in the garage chatting about their adventure.
"Do you really think we can go back to Hell again, Rick?" the young adventurer asks his grandfather
"Maybe, who knows" answered Rick
"Can I come next time?" ask Summer who was listening to their conversation, Rick was not too happy about that
"Jesus Summer were you there the whole time. You know it's rude to eavesdrop on people like that…"
"Just let me go and I won't tell mom you took Morty to an alien brothel" the teenage girl simply said
Rick grumbled in defeat "Fuck you, Summer!"
Summer smiles in victory.
The End
(Sorry this took too long)