Disclaimer: I don't own Glitch Techs!
Title: Hinobi Chat Log, Day 69
Summary: The Discord chatfic everyone knew they wanted deep down. Somewhere. Probably in their toenail or smth.
Chapter Title: Gay Vibes
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Berger: hnnnngggg
Berger: why are boys
Berger: like that
Me_K.O.!: yeah why ARE boys like that
Me_K.O.!: but like
Me_K.O.!: in what way
Berger: aksmdoclsodkcosldocskock
Zahra: Ah, yes
Zahra: The keysmash way
Berger: THEY'RE! ALL! SO! CUTE!
Berger: AAAAA?!
MitchFTW: Back in my day we were grown-ups abt it
MitchFTW: Court the boys
MitchFTW: idk do a fracking peacock dance
Zahra: Mitch "back in the day" you thought axe body spray was the answer to all your problems
MitchFTW: And I was right
MitchFTW: I attracted many of The Boys
Zahra: I know ur type is toxic masculinity but they'd eat bergy alive
Zahra: At least give him a chance
Berger: Rude but fair
Berger: A dude in my algebra class did the nae nae and I died
Zahra: Died, like, cringing?
Zahra: Or...
Berger: HE'S SO COOL
Zahra: Ah.
HanYeesh: I support you bro
HanYeesh: Love who u wanna love
HanYeesh: But um...maybe at least get somebody who does fortnite dances
MitchFTW: Reach for the stars
Nix: Listen man a peacock is nice and all
Nix: But what you really need is a bowerbird
MitchFTW: Ah, yes, nothing says true love like a pile of sticks
MitchFTW: It's just like the meme hieroglyphs said
MitchFTW: boys love sticks
ME_K.O.!: ur both wrong
ME_K.O.!: u need an ally and you need to cuddle and love him
MitchFTW: That DISGRACE almost let me fall off a cliff the other day, I'll remind you
Me_K.O.!: YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER GOOD JOB PATS
Me_K.O.!: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
MitchFTW: A GLITCH PET TO WORK PROPERLY
MitchFTW: Phil, Miko's pet is clearly malfunctioning and needs repair
MitchFTW: AGAIN
LordDad42069: Miko, your report on this matter
Me_K.O.!: yessir lorddad sir
LordDad42069: I WILL figure out how to change this and I WILL ground whoever did this
LordDad42069: Anyways continue
Me_K.O.!: ally is a simple borb
Me_K.O.!: she doesnt require all those fancy powerups and such to keep going
Me_K.O.!: she only wants fruit and pats
Me_K.O.!: i supply the fruit on a daily basis, meeting one of her needs
Me_K.O.!: leaving my coworkers to help with her other one, attention
Me_K.O.!: in conclusion; pat the borb
MitchFTW: Phil you can't be taking this seriously
LordDad42069: I mean she makes a good argument Mitch
LordDad42069: Like it or not pets are a lot cheaper than glitching out cherries every day
MitchFTW: PHIL
LordDad42069: Pet the dang borb, Williams.
MitchFTW: FINE
MitchFTW: But I won't like it.
Author's Note: I think this'll be the last one for awhile! Until a season three comes or I get in the mood for a rewatch, anyway. =)
-Mandaree1