Terry Guinness vs Crona Gorgon
Battle Music: King Meruem Rap by Daddyphatsnaps
(Kill la Kill/Venom) vs (Soul Eater)
DEATH BATTLE!
Boomstick: Sometimes it's just plain awesome to have a partner who's attached to your hip. Like how I got my shotgun leg!
Wiz: Yeah, I can tell. Having a partner at your side through the toughest situations imaginable can be a serious help in numerous cases, like with Terry Guiness and his Symbiote partner, Toxin from Kill la Kill.
Boomstick: And Crona and his partner Ragnarok from Soul Heater. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle. This is Death Battle: OC Royale!
DEATH BATTLE!
Wiz: In the far off depths of space before the very concept of time, life and even death were even brought into being. There existed a primordial darkness, and from it, spawned the Symbiotes.
Boomstick: And their creator, Knull, made them with the intent of taking over the universe… Only for them to turn on him and imprison him. Guess they weren't big fans of his plan.
Wiz: One Symbiote in particular, Carnage, spawn of Venom, had learned something that would change the direction of Symbiote and humankind forever.
Boomstick: He gave birth to a baby symbiote! … Gross, considering he's male.
Wiz: And Carnage thought so, too. Disgusted by the spawning of his offspring, he shot it into space where it remained for many years… until it crash landed in the middle of Japan, more specifically near the high school known as: Honnouji Academy. It was here that the baby, Toxin, would meet his first host: Terry Guiness.
Background
Toxin
Age: A year old
Father: Carnage
Grandfather: Venom
Host: Terry Guinness
Diet: Life Fibers, Brains, Chocolate
Has a thing for fighting
Sexual orientation: Omnisexual
Terry Guinness
Age: 16
Mexican/Irish
Originally from the USA
Loves Soccer
Likes to fight
Has a thing for strong women
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Favorite beer: Dark malts
Currently in a Polyamourus relationship with Satsuki Kiryuin and Ryuuko Matoi
Boomstick: And needless to say these two were practically made for each other. Especially since Terry was your typical 'adopt any abandoned baby I see' type.
Wiz: When Toxin first started talking… He thought he was going crazy. But he was proven wrong when Toxin covered him in his Symbiote suit for the first time.
Boomstick: It was right in the middle of stopping a girl from getting deep fried, and it caught the attention of the lady of the school and her weird combat uniform students.
Wiz: These 'uniforms' are called goku uniforms and they utilize living microorganisms known as life fibers which when worn gives the wearer superhuman abilities.
Boomstick: And Toxin is able to eat those uniforms to absorb the life fibers for him and Terry to use! He even evolves after ingesting a certain amount of them, to boot.
Wiz: This creature's capacities as well as Terry's *ahem* impressive personal skills and physique attracted the attention of the leader and overlord of the school: Satsuki Kiryuin.
Boomstick: And boy did she take a strong interest in him. *Chuckles*
[Scenes where Satsuki is feeling up Terry's well built body]
Terry: Uh Satsuki, What are you doing?
Satsuki: I'm simply admiring my super soldier's primary weapon. I must say, I'm impressed.
Wiz: Yes, that… and it was this interest that would help spearhead his development as he assisted her and the scissor blade wielding hothead, Ryuko Matoi.
Boomstick: She was trying to figure out who killed her dad, and found an ally in Terry along the way. Though it certainly escalated eventually.
Wiz: This escalation would come in the form of a series of events where Toxins true powers would be brought to the forefront.
Powers
Regeneration
Shapeshifting
Camouflage
Extra sense (ESP)
Super durability
Super strength
Super agility
Shock/Kinetic energy absorption
Duplication
Pheromones
Mind control immunity
Mind control
Toxin/poison immunity
Toxic claws
Boomstick: He's got a crazy amount of them, too! He can regenerate, shapeshift, camouflage himself, and even duplicate himself! Just to name a few.
Wiz: And after he absorbed the life fibers these powers were constantly increased. At one star level he's able to level a building with a single punch. At two star, he's able to fight legions of Goku Uniform enhanced students with little effort, and at three star level he's able to fight two Kamuis to a standstill and even stop an 8.9 magnitude earthquake by punching the ground.
Boomstick: … Are we sure he's human?
Wiz: Yes we are. And that is only the standard version. When he evolves into a Kamui Level is when things get really absurd.
Boomstick: Should I get some beers ready?
Wiz: Probably. For example, as a Kamui Level he was able to level the entire Kansai region of Japan in just an hour and blew the tops of an entire mountain range with a single swing of five of his ten tails.
Boomstick: Here. *Gives Wiz a beer* Anyway, that's not all. In his Kamui mode, he was able to fight against literally every three star goku uniform user at once, and came out on top.
Wiz: Though this all pales in comparison to what occurs when he becomes angry. Because when he gets really angry is when he accesses his strongest form raw power wise: his Gigantomachia form.
Boomstick: Oh yeah, he was able to do this to Honnouji town and the surrounding bay with just a wave of his hand. Destroyed half of Honnouji Academy in one rampage. And split Mt. Fuji in half with a punch.
Wiz: By measuring the length of the trail of carnage in comparison to Toxin's height and the resulting tsunami created, we can conclude that the arm swing must have yielded 75 megatons of TNT. And in order to split Mt. Fuji in half like that must have yielded, at minimum, Sixty-Six Teratons of TNT.
Boomstick: So... Yeah, don't piss him off. Period.
Wiz: Additionally Gigantomachia form Toxin has unimaginable stamina. For example, as stated by Satsuki during the same incident where he went on a rampage which ended in him splitting Mt. Fuji in half. In this form, Toxin and Terry can keep ramping nonstop day in and day out for an entire month without uttering so much as a yawn.
Boomstick: The damage bill must've been high enough to give whoever has to pay for it a heart attack…
Wiz: But beyond just this his durability is even more absurd, being able to regrow and repair limbs, survive Hiroshima sized explosions without a scratch and even become immune to what is widely considered to be the Symbiote's kryptonite: sound.
Boomstick: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold the damn phone! He became immune to sound?! How the hell did that happen?!
Feats
Split Mt. Fuji in half
Destroyed half of Japan and Honnouji Academy
Leveled the Kansai region
Destroyed a building in one punch
Survived being inside a Hiroshima sized explosion without a scratch
Became immune to sound after surviving a planet wide sound dome
Killed a legion of Symbiotes by just thinking.
Stopped an earthquake with a punch
Split a Island in half just by stomping
Wiz: It's likely because of the Life Fibers. Because instead of sound, it was exchanged for a weakness to salt.
Boomstick: Well, it's a pretty simple weakness. I doubt anyone is gonna bother carrying salt into battle with them, anyway.
Weaknesses
Salt
Starching agents
Wiz: He's also weak to several starching agents.
Boomstick: Okay, is he weak to all things related to clothes?
Wiz: Apparently. But even with these weaknesses, Toxin and Terry are the perfect duo, and they eventually even absorbed the Symbiote god to become their new god and turned the world into a place where Symbiotes lived together with humans. A new Klyntar and a world order where they rule.
Toxin: You want us to get nuts?! Fine then! Let's get nuts!
DEATH BATTLE!
Wiz: Thousands of years ago, a dark being known as the Kishin ravaged the world and threatened to throw all of mankind into the depths of madness and eternal darkness. And the only one who would be able to stop this monster was the god of death himself.
Boomstick: So, um, why is the God of Death so goofy lookin'? Do you even watch Death Note? Hell, Thanos' girlfriend is scarier than this clown!
Wiz: Yeah, the world of Soul Eater is… Different. Very different.
Boomstick: Well, not wanting a repeat of the apocalypse, death and his oven mitts started an academy where kids called Meisters would be taught in the art of killing by learning chivalry, unbreakable courage and unwavering friendship… ya know, all that anime crap.
Wiz: Was Crona Gorgon one of these students? Nope.
Boomstick: Welcome to gloomsville, where there's no happiness. Deal with it. This is how the story's gonna go.
Crona: I don't know how to deal with this situation.
Wiz: Crona was abused by his mother, a witch named Medusa who was a follower of the original Kishin.
Boomstick: You can see where this is going. Anime Uma Thurman was such a big fan that she thought 'I know, why don't I make my own Kishin?' And so she used her own child as a guinea pig in a bunch of crazy experiments... Ya know that sounds like something you'd do, Wiz.
Background:
Full name: Crona Gorgon
Gender: Officially unspecified (will be male for this battle)
Height: 5'0"
Age: 15
Lived a life of being experimented on
Infused with a mutated demon weapon
Weaknesses: Stress, loneliness
Wiz: Don't be silly. I only use actual guinea pigs. Part of Medusa's 'great' experiment included fusing Crona to a weapon, much like Death Academy's meisters. Only bonding him to Ragnarok was a bit more literal.
Boomstick: Ragnarok here used to be your average weapon person, until Medusa literally melted him alive in something called black blood.
Weapon:
Full name: Ragnarok
Species: Demon weapon
Alias: The Demon Sword
Powers:
Black Blood
Black dragon
Black sword
Flight
Scream resonance
Shapeshifting
Size Alteration
Wavelength Control
Wiz: Black Blood being another experiment of hers. Crona's blood is, in fact, the same Black Blood that he can remotely control. It can be used to heal wounds and even harden as a sort of internal armor.
Boomstick: Cooking Rags in Black Blood turned him into an entirely new weapon, which was literally poured into Crona's bloodstream.
Wiz: From that moment on, Crona and Ragnarok were two two halves of the same person. The meek and tortured child fused to his loud and brazen weapon.
Boomstick: And Ragnarok has that Black Blood control too, he can make wings, swords, whips, can yank poor Crona around like a puppet, and even make needles… urgh, god I hate needles.
Wiz: Why?
Boomstick: You, Wiz. God knows you've stuck me with a shit ton of them over the years. Anyway, what the hell's up with that mouth when he transforms into a sword? That's a little creepy.
Wiz: Like the weapons of the meisters, Ragnarok and Crona use their souls to gain power. Which he can amplify in an attack called Scream Resonance, which would be like hooking an electric guitar to an amp… only replace music with screeching akin to a banshee on LSD.
*Insert screaming sounds here as Boomstick's ears bleed*
Wiz: It's incredibly powerful, causing internal damage and causing Ragnarok to vibrate to increase his cutting power. *Looks at Boomstick* Hey, are you okay…?
Boomstick: What?! *falls over*
Powers:
Enhanced physique
Black Blood
Hardening armor
Madness infliction
Regeneration
Weapon shapeshifting
Abyss of Despair and Uncleanliness
Black Sword (Darkness)
BREW
Thorn techniques
Three-sword style
Wavelength control
Screech alpha
Screech beta
Screech gamma
Screech delta
Wiz: With his weapon at his side, Crona set out on a quest to become a Kishin… which required quite a lot of homicide.
Boomstick: Apparently Ragnarok can absorb the souls of dead people, and supposedly enough souls will turn Crona into the Kishin! So they went around slaughtering more people than anyone can count.
Wiz: Despite their name, Death Academy wasn't a fan. Particularly their star student, Maka Alburn and her partner Soul 'Eater' Edge.
Boomstick: Don't worry, they and Crona ended up becoming good friends… Until they weren't. It's complicated.
Wiz: Az a pawn in his mother's mission, Crona gained several levels of new potential. Notably after gaining or absorbing the powers of the monstrous Black Clown, the demon tool, BREW, and even Asura, the original Kishin.
Boomstick: All this boosted Crona's abilities including the black blood. Now he could turn his entire body into goop and even inflict madness. That's madness with a capital M by the way.
Wiz: This "madness" is a corruptive effect that causes targeted variants of delusion or obsession, often spread as a wavelength. The wavelength of Crona's Mad Blood specifically causes violent psychosis.
Boomstick: Crona may be a pawn, but he's a badass! He can cut through a whole ghost ship, cover the moon in sound waves, open the moon's… mouth? What the fuck is wrong with that moon?!
Wiz: This is what I meant when I said the world of Soul Eater is different. Anyway, Crona and Ragnarok have held their own against multiple Death Academy students including Maka, Death the Kid and Black Star.
Boomstick: Even all at once, sometimes!
Wiz: Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in over a minute and Black Star is even faster. And was able to move at 6 microseconds and over twenty kilometers.
Boomstick: Crona was even able to cover this entire Ukranian City in a dome of black blood!
Wiz: We can compare this city to a similar Ukranian city. Kiev, for example. With this in mind, Crona had created over nine trillion tons of Mad Blood. Easily enough to fill six billion Olympic swimming pools!
Boomstick: But Crona's a big leap from invincible; he's had his shit beaten in several times and their black blood can only block so much.
Feats:
Lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
Sliced the ghost ship Nidhogg in half
Flooded a city with Black Blood
Successfully absorbed the Kishin
Survived impalement by Death Scythe
Matched Maka, Black Star, and Death the Kid
Defeated Eibon, Medusa and Maka
Wiz: But despite being a pawn, Crona ended up absorbing Asura and became a Kishin.
Boomstick: Well more like Asura absorbed Crona, but close enough.
Wiz: And in the end, Crona was the one who saved the world despite a lifetime of destruction.
Boomstick: And made a new madness wave that made everyone obsessed with boobs! Truly a great effect on everyone across the globe.
Crona: Give up already, I'm getting tired of trying to figure out how to deal with you.
DEATH BATTLE!
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's put an end to this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLLE!
DEATH BATTLE!
At Honnouji Academy, Terry Guiness was relaxing with his two girlfriends in their shared apartment.
Terry: This feels really good.
He said this as Ryuuko was kissing his neck and Satsuki was kissing and caressing the length of his body and feeling up his muscles.
Ryuuko: Glad you think so. Satsuki, wanna take this up a notch?
Satsuki: I think that sounds fun.
But before they could take things any further, something crashed into the courtyard outside the apartment, causing a lard crater, where Crona slowly walked out of.
Crona: What is this place?
Ragnarok: Does it look like I care? Let's just start wrecking the place already, come on. *Starts driving his knuckles into the sides of Crona's head*
As this was going on, an annoyed Terry crashes in front of them with Toxin ready to fight.
Terry: HEY! You just ruined my relaxation time with my girls! Time to pay up!
Crona: Who's that?
Ragnarok: Don't just stand there, idiot! Kill the guy before it kills you!
Terry: Toxin?
Toxin: Yeah?
Terry: MASK!
Silently, Toxin covers Terry and puts him in battle mode. Immediately afterwards, he leaps at Crona to deliver a punch.
Crona blocked the blow and struck with Ragnarok in sword form, which was caught by Terry in enough time for the living weapon to use Screaming Resonance to try and disorientate the pair… But nothing happened.
Toxin: What the hell was that supposed to do? Make us fall asleep?
Crona: Uh oh!
Ragnarok made his host leap back to get some distance between their opponent and prepare another attack. The symbiote duo apparently had the same idea.
Toxin: Take this!
Toxin then changed his arms into scythes and then started to swing them around until he caused his opponent's side to be cleaved open.
Crona: AGH!
Ragnarok: Be more careful, moron!
Toxin: We will beat you easily. A house united can stand against anything, a house divided however…
The symbiotic pair then moved faster than Crona could track and end up getting pinned to a wall via a spike arm through the eye.
Toxin: Cannot.
Ragnarok: If you're not gonna do anything, I wll!
The demonic weapon then seized control of Crona's body and tried to use the Black Blood to force Toxin off and was met with little success.
Toxin: We have beaten god's and god pretenders. What have you done?
He asked this as the two hurled Crona clear across the courtyard and into the school building, but this was almost instantly met by the cross dressing boy surrounding the entire school in Black Blood.
Crona: I hate you…!
As soon as the dome was formed screaming soon filled it, and this screaming didn't damage Toxin like all the other symbiotes, no instead it made the two angry, very angry.
Toxin: Gigan...tomachia!
Instantly, the familiar form of Gigantomachia manifested and let out a booming roar before charging at the opposing duo, who were shocked that their attacks weren't working. Crona then starts to panic under the stress.
Crona: Oh no! What do we do?!
Ragnarok: Use your Kishin Powers, damn it! Come on, before it hits us!
Crona then tried to use his Black Blood to try and invoke madness onto the raging symbiote, but instead of driving it crazy, Toxin absorbed the madness and became even angrier. This lead to the hulking alien bashing the boy so hard, Hiroshima sized explosions occurred and on the fifth blow, Toxin sent him flying out of the dome and towards Mt. Fuji. And once outside the dome, Toxin slowly turned back to normal and became a new form.
This one was his Kamui form. Very short red skin tight lycra shorts, red arm sleeves that were attached to a blue vest, along with red ninja style sandals and a scorpion-like exoskeleton armored kabuto which had two tassels dangling by his ears. Lastly he had a set of bug wings and a tail similar to that of the first form of imperfect Cell.
Toxin: Time for this fiasco to end, and you're the ones who won't walk away alive.
Blasting off towards them, Toxin delivered a kick to Crona's arm, breaking it on impact and causing the test subject to scream in pain before he then kicked him again upwards in the stomach and doing a two handed overhead slam and slammed him into the volcano below. Toxin then concentrated and nine more tails appeared on him and a third eye opened on his forehead. Energy started to gather as it all formed into ten giant orbs about a quarter of the size of the moon.
Toxin: Symbiote Dark Matter Bomb… Tree!
With a gesture, the orbs shot towards Crona, who attempted to use a Black Blood dome to shield himself from the blast, but it was futile due to the power behind it and all he and Ragnarok could do was scream as they were erased from existence in the explosion.
Toxin landed as he transformed back into Terry and stretched before taking out his phone.
Terry: Hey girls, how does a week long threesome sexcation sound? I'm thinking in… the Bahamas maybe?
KO!
Boomstick: Well, can't say this is unexpected.
Wiz: To clarify, had this been a battle with a Symbiote who had the normal set of powers and weaknesses, Crona would have certainly won without question. However… This version of Toxin was far from normal.
Boomstick: Toxin was leagues apart from a conventional symbiote in terms of power and durability and had immunities to the normal weaknesses normal ones had, so it was no surprise that sound had absolutely no effect on him.
Wiz: And even if it didn't have the immunity, Toxin would still have been unaffected by Crona's scream attack because it had survived the entire Earth being surrounded in sound waves, which would mean he survived an attack worth more than 492 decibels, which is far greater than Crona and Ragnarok's moon feat.
Boomstick: Let's not forget the Mad Blood. Mental attacks like that are easily dealt with by Toxin before Terry can really worry about them, so all that attempt did was piss them off even more.
Wiz: And recall when Toxin in his Kamui form stopped a 8.9 earthquake by punching the ground, and his Gigantomachia form split Mt. Fuji in half. Those feat's respectively out class Crona's Mad Blood dome feat and lifting of the moon's mouth by several terratons and pounds per square inch.
Boomstick: And then there's the time they defeated Knull… Let's be real: Crona had absolutely nothing to top that. Period.
Wiz: Crona may have been a formidable source of unparalleled destruction, but when compared to Terry and Toxin's sheer tenacity, ferocity, teamwork and raw power, he and Ragnarok were no match.
Boomstick: Crona' and Ragnarok's victory got tainted by a Toxin.
Wiz: *Groans* The winner is Toxin.
Terry: Was that even a fight?
Dragon Emperor0: In all honesty, a Trigger anime and Marvel crossover character was bound to outclass Crona. And in all seriousness, the removal of his advantage with sound definitely didn't help things.
ThermalsniperN7: No it didn't. It helps even less when said character has defeated a god.
Dragon Emperor0: Yep. Well guys toon in next week for the season finale fight. Featuring my personal RWBY OC, Wolfgang Amadeus Prowl.
ThermalsniperN7: See you guys then!