Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Zootopia or any of the related characters (except my OCs), they belong to Disney. Rated M for violence, language, drugs and sex.
The Dark Mammal
Chapter Eight: Fight Night
Meadowlands
Judy hauled the cruiser through the streets of Meadowlands, the suburb-esque neighborhood where they lived for the last six years, racing home before it was too late. "How the hell does she know where we live," asked Nick as he checked his weapon. "No telling," said Judy, who then picked up the radio, "Clawhouser, come in." "Yeah Judes," said Clawhouser. "Joker has my son and claimed to turn Danny savage," said Judy, "she said no backup or my kid dies." "Yeah, she's one sadistic fuck," said Clawhouser, "I wouldn't it put it past the bastard that threw acid in my face to do something like this." "Enough of that," interrupted Nick, "what can you tell us about Dawn Bellwether that we don't already know?"
"Let me see here, I'm grabbing her file," said Clawhouser, "oh yes, diagnosed with OCD at age twelve, known for sociopathic tendencies. Blatantly disregards the wishes and safety of other mammals for her own goals. Aptitudes are law, politics, and information broking." "Thanks Benji," said Nick as Judy pulled up to their house, "see you on the other side." "Whatever happens," said Clawhouser, "get your kid out of this alive."
Judy parked the car, and she and Nick got out with their pistols drawn. "Are you sure this is a good idea," asked Nick, "Danny's our friend after all." "But Nick Jr.'s the only son we'll ever have," said Judy as Nick quietly opened the door, "I can't lose my boy."
Wham!
Judy felt the sudden force of a kangaroo's kick, sending her flying back into the yard. She landed on the grass, gaining some small bruises, dirt stains on her uniform and spat out some blood from her mouth. She looked up, and saw Danny with glowing yellow eyes, not unlike the other savage mammals from all those years ago. She also saw Nick switch to his taser.
"C'mon Danny," said Nick as he dodged the kicks, "it's your old pal, Nick! You don't want to kill me, and I don't want to hurt you!" "Hahahahahahaha," laughed that familiar, unpleasant voice, "so nice for the dynamic duo to come join the fun!" As Judy pulled herself up, she saw the Joker standing inside the house, holding a pistol and a burner phone. "I'm going to play a game of telephone here," said Joker as she dialed a number.
Ka-boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
They all heard several loud explosions from the distance, and felt the ground shake. Then Nick and Judy turned around in horror as they realized what happened. The Joker had rigged several large bombs to go off all over Zootopia. By the looks of the massive plumes of fire and huge clouds of smoke, it was almost certain that countless innocent mammals just lost their lives.
"All I wanted to do was order a pizza," said Joker as she cast aside the phone, "oh well, barbecue works for me too." As Danny went to finish off Nick and Judy, Joker cackled and said, "Your son's going to a little sermon at the church tonight. If you can survive your friend, and feel brave, come find me at the same place you two got hitched. Hahahahahahaha!"
Wham!
Danny clocked Nick in the face, sending him falling sideways. Then he kicked him as he tried to get up. Nick bit into Danny's leg, forcing him to shake him off as he bounced back. Then Judy aimed her taser at the savage kangaroo.
Zzzzaaaapp!
Danny froze for a second, then removed the taser prongs and charged at Judy. "Don't do this Danny," she pleaded as she dodged him, "were your friends!" "Oh but he can't help it," cackled Joker as she climbed into the back of a van, "he's reverted to his primitive, savage ways! Come and meet me if either of you two make it out alive." "You'll burn in Hell for this, smellwether," barked Nick as he saw his wife nearly get crushed by his partner. "You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight," asked Joker. "The fuck does that have to do with anything," asked Nick as he dodged Danny's kicks while Judy loaded her tranq pistol. "I don't know," said Joker, "I just heard it in a movie once and thought it sounded cool. Ta-ta!"
Vroooom!
As Joker drove off, Judy aimed her tranq gun at Danny. "Nick," said Judy, "I've got a plan!" "Don't kill him," begged Nick as he almost got his head taken off yet again. "I'll have to tranq him," said Judy, "the medics can deal with him later!" "Alright," said Nick, "but we gotta save our son next!" "Okay!"
Pfft!
Danny froze, then slumped forward unconscious, and collapsed onto the lawn. "C'mon slick," said Judy, "we gotta get to the cathedral." "We can't just leave him here carrots," said Nick, "when he wakes up, he'll still be savage! Call an ambulance first!"
Whup-whup-whup-whup-whup!
All of a sudden, they heard the sound of a helicopter right above them. They turned their heads down to the grass, so they wouldn't be blinded by the spotlight, only to hear a familiar voice speak to them. "Glad we found you two in time," said Sergeant Ottman, "traffic's a real bitch right now with the city on fire!"