Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama, a brutal teens vs. mutants fisticuffs free-for-all, proved beyond all doubt, that these guys will do ANYTHING for a million bucks. Even Courtney and Gwen had to battle it out." (Chuckles). "Courtney & Gwen tried to reconcile, but Gwen accidentally let out one big punch on Courtney.. The heroes ruled victorious; but, in a last minute twist, the heroes got to send a loser villain home, and the losing villain got to send a winner heroes to exile. So, it was see you tomorrow, Zoey, and see you never, Alejandro!"

(Cut to Chris standing on top of the Flush of Shame)

Chris: "Only eight players remain, and none of them are ready for how everything is about to change. Right here, right now, on Total Drama All-Stars!"

(Opening credits)

(Cut to the dining room in the spa-hotel, where Gwen is sad with her head-down. Until Lindsay walks up to her.)

Lindsay: (Shakes Gwen) "Hey Gwen! Are you ok?"

Gwen: (Puts her head up) "No! Because I'm still not over about what happened yesterday.."

Lindsay: "Knocking Courtney out?"

(Gwen nodded her head sadly.)

Gwen: "I'm thinking that she'll never forgive me, ever!"

Lindsay: (Comforts her.) "C'mon! Just give it one more shot!"

Gwen: (Sighs) "Fine.. I'm pretty sure she'll never forgive me.." (Leaves the area.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: (Takes a deep breath.) "One chance left..."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to Courtney, with her face fully recovered, who is sitting on the porch sobbing silently. Until Gwen walks to her.)

Gwen: "Hey um.. Courtney?"

Courtney: (Wiping her tears) "What do you want, boyfriend stealing punch-out?"

Gwen: (Rubs her head nervously.) "Uh.. I just wanna say I'm VERY sorry about what happened yesterday. It's just that it came out of my mind."

Courtney: (Gasps) "Really?"

Gwen: "Yeah! So can we still be friends again?"

Courtney: (Beams) "*sniff* Of course. Friends forever." (Hugs Gwen passionately as she hugs back.)

CONFESSIONAL:

(Both confessionals of Courtney & Gwen are next to each other.)

Courtney/Gwen: "Our mission has accomplished! Yes!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Courtney & Gwen were still hugging, until Lindsay interrupts them.)

Lindsay: "Aww! You guys are now BFFS?"

(They both nodded their heads.)

Lindsay: (Claps) "Sweet!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "I knew it would work!"

Cameron: "It's cool to see that Courtney & Gwen finally reconciled! After what happened yesterday.."

Scott: "The heroes are taking over the villains' team! Duncan has gone and all nicey-nice, Gwen's a wannabe, and with Courtney, And I'm outnumbered! If I were back home right now, I'd be barricading myself in the cellar with enough potatoes and toilet paper to last till the next millennium!"

Duncan: (Looking worried) "Everyone thinks I've gone soft and lost my edge!" (Looks menacing) "I'll show them who's gone soft, I'll show 'em all!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Cut to Duncan outside the spa-hotel holding a purple spray can and shaking it.)

Duncan: How 'bout a classic skull and crossbones! (Snickers and starts painting on the wall)

Lindsay: (Walks up behind him.) "Awwww, what a cute little bunny you're making!"

Duncan: (Groans) "Don't call me that!"

Lindsay: (Confused) "I was talking about the graffiti you're making!"

Duncan: "Huh? What?" (Looks at his spray painted graffiti skull, which does indeed resemble a bunny.) "It's not a bunny; it's emotional graffiti!" (He tosses the can at the wall; it rebounds and hits him in the head. Walks away grumbling.) "Agh, I'll show them..." (Grumbles) "Whatever!" (Notices Chef's jeep and gasps.) "That's it! I'll drive Chef's ride into the ocean!" (Jumps into the car happily) "Then we'll see who's not a delinquent!" (He starts the car, only to have it sputter out.) "Huh... must be something with the starter... Let's see…" (He opens the hood up and looks inside, fiddling with the motor until it roars back to life.)

Chris: (Over the intercom, Duncan looks up) "Attention, campers! Please gather around front; right where Duncan's being all ...sweet." (Everyone, including Zoey, gathers around the jeep) Duncan: (Growls) "No I'm not!"

Chef: "Duncan, you fixed my Jeep! You're a good kid." (He drives off)

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: (Groans and facepalms)"I'm NOT a good kid!"

Lindsay: "He can be good sometimes." (Giggles)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Cameron: (Walks up to Zoey) "Wow, you survived a whole night on Boney Island without so much as a scratch? I'm impressed! How'd you pull it off?"

Zoey: "Here's how I did it."

(Cut over to Boney Island from last night; where Zoey is jumping over a bunch of mutated animals who are trying to attack her. But they failed..)

Zoey: "Ha! Take that!"

(Cut back to the present.)

"Cameron: (Amazed) "Wow! Awesome!"

Chris: (Yells through the bullhorn in Zoey's ear) "ENOUGH WITH THE SELF-PROMOTION, ZOEY!

CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: (Groans) "Chris just almost made me deaf!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Ok campers, I have a big announcement! Today, the teams are being merged!" (Everyone gasps) "That's right! From now on, the challenges are for 'individual' winners only. And EVERYONE is at risk of getting the not-so royal flush!" (His phone rings) "I have to take this; it's my stylist." (Puts the phone to his ear.) "Yeah, how come my socks don't match my shirt?" (Walks away.)

Zoey: (To Cameron, Mal standing between them.) Stick together no matter what?

Cameron: "Friendship finale version 2.0 here we come!"

Mal: (Awkwardly) "Hey, um, can I get in on that?"

(Zoey and Cameron both nod.)

Cameron: "Of course!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Cameron: (Nervously) "For now..."

Zoey: "Duncan thinks Mike's just an alternate personality for an evil guy he met in Juvie named Mal. Well maybe Mal is one of Mike's alternate personalities, but no way is it the other way around! Anyway, I THINK Mike's in control again. Let's ask the tarot!" (Pulls out a deck of crudely-made tarot cards) "So, what's next for Mike?" (She picks out three cards and shows them to the camera. One card shows a dejected man in chains, the second a dark tower, and the third a creepy leprechaun) "The Lonely Prisoner, Creepy Tower, (Sounds confused) and the Evil Leprechaun?" (The cards scatter all over the confessional) "I couldn't remember all the cards, so I made a few up!"

Mal: "It's sooo easy to imitate Mike. Not even Zoey has a clue I'm not him, I should have done this YEARS ago." (He chuckles darkly as the camera zooms into his brain.)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Cut to inside Mike/Mal's brain, Mike still tugging away at the rock)

Mike: (Grunts in exhaustion) "Man, what a drag! (Looks up in fear) ooh, wait." (The camera shifts to reveal an ominous tower growing straight out of the ground, spikes coming out at awkward angles and a big glowing light at the top) "What's with the top of that tower? It kind of looks like-"

(Suddenly, a series of floating question marks fly right past him, each one saying "who?" Mike grabs one of them and uses it to slice through his chain)

Mike: "Yes!"

Question marks: "Why?"

Mike: (Ecstatic) "Because!" (Mike runs off, a few feet later he comes across a stand made out of brain matter, Chester, his old man personality, is chained to it)

Mike: "Chester! Are you..." (Notices the stand's logo, which is a silhouette of Mal's face over a skateboard) "Selling skateboards?"

Chester: (Walks up to Mike, chained to the stall by his ankle, holding a skateboard) "Eh, it was Mal's idea."

Mike: (Gasps with an idea) "Maybe you can help me fight him and get control of my mind again!"

Chester: "Who, Mal? Ooh, why he's the whippiest snapper whippersnapper that ever snapped a-"

Mike: "Chester! Will you help me?"

Chester: (Thinks for a second, then smiles) "Eh, what the heck, I'm with yah, Mike!" (Hands Mike the skateboard. Mike slams it against the chain, breaking it)

Mike: "Alright, let's go! To the weird creepy tower!" (Runs off)

Chester: "Yeaahhhhhohhhh boy..." (Slowly walks after him) "This is gonna probably end badly."

(Cut back to the campgrounds)

Chris: "Mhhm, yeah! (Walks in front of the camera wearing a captain's hat, shuts his phone) Guy thinks I'm colorblind, AS IF! Anywho, (Stands in front of his TV with a map of the island on it) this weeks's challenge is a regatta around the island."

Duncan: "A re-whatta?"

Chris: (Annoyed) "Regatta, it's a boat race?"

Duncan: "So why didn't you say that?"

Chris: "Because I'm classy, hello!"

(The TV monitor shows an animation of 8 icons with the players' faces going around the island.)

Chris: "The first person to circumnavigate the entire island wins immunity, and a night at the spa hotel. Don't worry; Chef will keep things interesting by providing some 'obstacles' for you." (Chris chuckles, as everyone looks nervous. The monitor shows 10 boats) "Some of the boats are seaworthy." (Two of the boats sink) Some are sink-errific. And, they're all first come, first serve. Starting..." (Yells into his bullhorn, & blows the airhorn) "NOW!" (Everyone cheers and heads straight for the dock.)

Courtney: (Running with Gwen.) "Come on Gwen, let's go!"

Duncan: (Running up behind them with Lindsay.) "Hey, can we be part of your alliance?"

(Both of them just stare at him.)

Gwen: "Uhh.. Why?"

Duncan: "We could use some allies, and we can protect you from people like Mike!"

(Mal, Zoey, and Cameron run behind, innocently.)

Courtney: "Ha! Like he's a threat."

Lindsay: "Uh.. Courtney & Gwen? Duncan's trying to warn you guys!"

Gwen: "About what?"

Duncan: "What I'm telling you is, he's dangerous! I knew him back in Juvie when his name was Mal!"

(Gwen was shocked; Courtney just bursts out laughing as she runs ahead.)

Gwen: "Is that true?"

(They both nodded their heads.)

Gwen: "Okay.. I'll go with Courtney, now. Good luck, ok?" (Runs off to Courtney)

Lindsay: "Thanks Gwen!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "Told ya Gwen still trusts me."

Gwen: "I don't get it.. Of course Courtney doesn't trust Duncan.. He's trying to warn us with something! Not cool Courtney, not cool.."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Along the Dock of Shame there waiting are 2 speedboats, a rusty powerboat, a rowboat, a rubber raft, a wooden raft, the boat of losers, a swan paddleboat, the Swedish ship, and a basket canoe. Courtney & Gwen run across the dock and jumps into the second speedboat.)

Chris: "And Courtney & Gwen both take the lead!"

(Courtney & Gwen both cheer.)

(Scott chooses the first boat.)

Chris: (Flies into frame on his jetpack) "And Scott is about to catch up!"

(Mal (With his hair flipped back down) suddenly jumps into the powerboat, and punches the controls causing them to spark and sputter. He jumps to the rowboat, grabs its anchor, and sends it straight through the bottom, causing the boat to sink. He then leaps to the rubber raft, pulls the plug, and lets the air out of it. He jumps on the grass canoe causing it to break apart, and finally jumps into the Boat of Losers.)

Zoey: (Calls out as she and Cameron run up to the boat) "Mike!" (Mal puts his hair back up and takes off with the Boat of Losers) "Oh..." (Points to the powerboat) "He left us the powerboat!" (She and Cameron jump in the powerboat and turn on the ignition, only for it to sputter and suddenly sink. Cameron glares at the sheepish-looking Zoey) "It was already rusty.."

Cameron: (Points to the wooden raft) "Guess the raft will have to do!"

(Cut to both of them on the raft holding large sticks for oars; Duncan & Lindsay jump on the raft.)

Cameron: "Hey, get your own boat!"

Duncan: "This is the only one that floats!

Zoey: "No time to debate, let's go! And start paddling!" (Duncan & Lindsay paddle with their arms while Zoey and Cameron use the sticks as oars.)

Chris: (Jetpacks into view) "And the riff-raff ride the rickety raft! (Chuckles) I am hilarious!" (Cut to Scott smugly speeding along, only to have his speedboat's motor give a sad sputter and suddenly shut down.)

Scott: "Oh come on!" (Pushes the ignition over and over) "Please work!"

(Mal speeds by in the Boat of Losers.)

Chris: (Hovers overhead) "And Mike takes the lead! But, will he keep it all the way through Coconut Alley?"

Mal: "Coconut Alley? What the *bleep* is that?" (A coconut bonks him on the head, sending his hair down to its normal state) "Ow!"

(Pan up to reveal Chef in the hot air balloon, sending a bucket of coconuts down. Mal ducks back into the cockpit before they lands.)

(Cut to Gwen and Courtney on their boat)

Chris: "Courtney and Gwen reach Coconut Alley!"

(Chef chuckles darkly as he sends another bucket of coconuts down.)

Courtney: (Looks up nervously) "Uh oh... What's that?" (The entire load of coconuts falls on her head. She stumbles.)

Gwen: (Yelling at Chef) "Hey! (Courtney screams and falls overboard, Gwen gasps) Courtney!" (She grabs Courtney's leg and pulls her back up to safety) "Whoo!"

Courtney: (Checks her hair) "Thanks Gwen, I almost got my hair wet!"

Gwen: (Gasps) "I would never let that happen! Your hair is fantastic!"

Courtney: "No your hair is. What's your secret?"

Gwen: "I double condition."

Chris: "Boring! Better up the ante, Chef!"

Chef: (Holding a small stick of dynamite) "It's times like these when I really love this job." (Chef chuckles darkly as he drops the stick of dynamite. The stick lands straight on top of the engine and explodes, Gwen and Courtney scream in surprise; they are unharmed, but the engine is busted)

Courtney: (Groaning) "Oh great. This stupid engine is busted!"

(Cut to Scott fiddling with his boat engine, which sputters a puff of black smoke. Duncan, Zoey, Cameron, and Lindsay's raft pulls up behind him)

Duncan: (Tauntingly) "Hey, Scott! Boat trouble?"

Scott: (Scoots back in the driver's seat The boat starts and splashes the raft-mates with a huge wave.) "Not anymore, mother*bleep*ers!" (Cackles)

Zoey: "If we only had a motor..."

Lindsay: "What kind of motor?"

Duncan: "This!" (Grabs Cameron by the hood and shoves him into the water.)

Cameron: "Hey! That was not cool, Duncan!"

Duncan: "Sorry, Cameron, nothing personal! (Points off-screen) "Just attracting our motor!"

(Cameron looks confusedly to where he is pointing, the tip of Fang's fin piercing the water and rising as he swims closer.)

Cameron: (Screams in terror) "Get me back in! Hurry!"

(Duncan gapes with awe, while Lindsay & Zoey look in shock.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Cameron: "Now Fang's haunting me?!"

Duncan: "Man, even Cameron's more edgy than me! And he's like a talking pencil!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: (Jetpacks into frame) "So far, everyone's still alive!" (Smirks) "But really, how likely is that to continue? Find out when we return, with more Total Drama All-Stars!"

(Commercial break.)

(By now, Cameron is hanging from the now taped together poles, being held firmly by Duncan while Lindsay fiddles with rope.)

Zoey: "Are you sure this will work? He's too small!"

Duncan: "Trust me! "Here, Sharky, Sharky!" (Cackles villainously.)

Cameron: "I said, not cool!"

(Fang's fin comes even closer.)

Lindsay: "I'm almost done!" (quickly tying a rope together) "Zoey, tie the other end to the raft!"

Zoey: "You guys, this is crazy!" (Ties the rope to the pole anyway)

Lindsay: "Please trust us, Zoey! I promise it will work!"

(Fang slips into the lasso and begins chasing fruitlessly after Cameron, causing the raft to surge ahead. He screams in terror as Fang's head bobs inches away from him.)

Zoey: (Nervously) "Hold on, Cameron; you're doing great!"

Cameron: "Thanks Zoey!"

Duncan: "Great idea, man! Very villainous!"

(He & Lindsay both fist bump each other.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: (Confused) "What does villainous mean again?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut Gwen and Courtney, Courtney pounding on the busted engine.)

Scott: (Speeds smugly past) "Goodbye, Ladies!"

(Cameron, screams as the raft goes past, Gwen and Courtney, then groan.)

Chris: (Hovers over the two) "This just in, Mike still has the lead! And, thanks to the riff-rafters new 'engine', guest who's last?"

Gwen: "Last place? Aww crap!"

Courtney: (Grunts and beats the engine again) "Come on you piece of *bleep*!"

(Gwen picks up an oar from the bottom of the boat and sits in the front, paddling it along. Cut to the rafters again; as Cameron continues to scream, Chef drops a stick of dynamite on the rafters.)

Duncan: (Sees the dynamite) "Incoming, hold on tight!" (He grabs the stick, & looks at it for a second.)

Lindsay: "Hurry up! What are you gonna do with it?! We're all gonna die!"

Duncan: "Trust me!" (At Chef) "Hey Chef! Think fast!" (Throws the dynamite near the hot air balloon, as Chef looks in shock.)

Chef: "Oh no! Abandoned balloon!" (Jumps off as the hot air balloon explodes, then he rises up the water & growls.) "That Duncan is one bad boy over here.."

Duncan: (Laughing mechanically.) "Yeah! How do you like that Chef?! Now who's gone soft now?!" (Continues laughing)

Lindsay: "Wow! You're a genius!"

Duncan: "Thanks Lindsay, at least your make-up isn't ruined from the water."

(Lindsay looks in shock about what he've said as she blushed.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "If ANYONE thinks I've gone soft or lost my Mojo, let's just say I found a way to set the record straight."

Lindsay: "But my make-up was smashed by Mal."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Cameron: (Looks ahead in horror) "Piranhas, dead ahead!" (Points out the snapping piranhas leaping in and out of the water, Mal and the Boat of Losers ahead as well) "Snappy, toothy piranhas! And Mike! We might just catch up!"

Zoey: "But who are we going to catch up to? If only there was a way to make sure he was really Mike and not some sneaky alternate persona!"

Cameron: "There is one way. If you were to get into some sort of danger!"

Zoey: (Gasps) "That's right! That gives me a crazy idea! Wish me luck guys!"

Duncan: "Zoey! Where do you think you're going?!"

(Suddenly the raft bumps and Zoey is forced off the raft. She looks frightened at the piranhas that surround her.)

Zoey: "….Me and my big mouth!"

Cameron/Duncan/Lindsay: (Looking at Zoey & gasp) "Zoey! No!"

Zoey: (Pleadingly) "Mike, help! Miike!"

(As Zoey screams, Mal grins maliciously but then gasps. Zoom into his head again, where Mike and Chester stop on their trek as they hear Zoey screaming.)

Mike: "Zoey?" (Looks up in shock) "Zoey!"

(Mike suddenly disappears, and Mal reappears in his place. Chester straightens his back and hollers in fear.)

Mal: (Surprised) "What the *bleep*?"

(Cut back outside, where Mike gasps, regaining control)

Mike: (Looks confused) "Hey, why am I on a boat?" (Stops the boat and looks out of the cockpit. Scott speeds past him)

Chris: "Scott, takes the lead!"

Scott: "Too easy! Piece of cake!"

(Mike sees Zoey screaming in the distance)

Mike: (Terrified) "Oh-ohmygosh, Zoey!"

Mal: "Oh no you DON'T!" (Grunts with effort, before disappearing; Mike re-appears in his place)

Mike: "Zoey, I-" (Looks around and sees he is back in his head) NOO! Come on!"

Zoey: (Her screams echoing through his head) "Miiiike!"

Chester: (Uncovers his eyes) "I don't know what's happening! But It's scary!"

Mike: "Zoey's in trouble and there's nothing I can do!" (Growls) "When I get out of here, Mal is going to pay!"

(Cut to Zoey, Zoey's pole starts to slowly get lower to the water)

Zoey: (Screaming) "Heeelp!"

Mal: (Ducks back in the hotel. Imitating Mike again) "Oh, uh, hold on! The engine won't start!" (Makes unconvincing engine sputtering noises.)

Zoey: (On the very tip of the pole) "Help, seriously!"

Cameron: (He Duncan, & Lindsay pass the boat) "Mike, Zoey's in danger!"

Lindsay: "Rescue her!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: (Groans) "Only because otherwise it'll look 'suspicious."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: (Pleading to the piranhas) "Please don't eat me!"

(Just then, the boat of losers comes back around, and Mal grabs her off the pole)

Mal: (Holding her in his arms, falsely) "Sorry that took so long, I'm just glad you're ok!" (They press their heads together.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: (Still out of breath) "I knew it! I knew he wouldn't let me become fish food! (Swoons) so romantic!"

Mal: (Chuckles) "How gullible is this girl?"

Duncan: "Ok, seriously. How did Mal save Zoey? Just to rape her?!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to Courtney and Gwen again; Gwen still paddling and Courtney now beating the dashboard.)

Courtney: "Oh why won't you work!?" (The motor suddenly sputters to life and starts up again.)

Gwen: (Stops paddling) "Finally! Let's go!" (They speed up.)

(Cut to Chris and Chef standing on the dock of shame, a buoy with the finish line flag floats next to them)

Chris: "All the boats are in the final stretch! Who's going to win tonight's immunity?"

(Scott comes smugly speeding in. Suddenly, his boat starts making sputtering noises and slows down, stopping just inches away from the flag, & it starts sinking, Scott groans.)

Scott: "Come on!"

Chris: "Oh! Scott's chances of winning have stalled, just like his motor ran out of fuel!"

(Cut to Zoey and Mal in the cockpit, speading up.)

Zoey: "Nearly there!"

(Cut to Cameron, Duncan & Lindsay, Duncan & Lindsay are struggling to hold the pole up as the Boat of Losers, past then. Cameron is still screaming and now flailing his arms.)

Lindsay: "Their ahead of us!"

Cameron: "Zoey!"

Duncan: "Way too behind.."

Cameron: "Help, Zoey!"

(Zoey looks back in worry, Mal smiling maliciously.)

Zoey: (Runs to the other side.) "Oh no, we have to help Cameron!"

Mal: (Feigning not hearing) "What?"

Zoey: "I said, we-"

(She gets cut off by Gwen and Courtney speeding past them, cheering.)

Mal: (Grins as he rolls his eyes) "Sorry, I can't hear you!"

Cameron: "Help!"

Lindsay: (Struggles to hold Cameron up even more) "Cameron, I'm so sorry! We just can't hold you up anymore!"

(Duncan & Lindsay lowers Cameron a bit as Fang bites him on his underwar and pulls him under. But the pole snaps upright, as Cameron launches into the air. while it launches Lindsay off the raft, wailing her arms and screaming.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: "At least it didn't happen to me." (Chuckles)

(Then Fang punches through the wall as Scott starts screaming in fear.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Duncan catches his breath, while Cameron lands face-first on the raft. Cameron stands back up, glares at Duncan.)

Cameron: "You're next, Duncan!"

(Cameron pushes Duncan into the water. Fang rushes up to Duncan and is about to take a bite, when he stops and sniffs him. Fang swims away. As Duncan sighs in relief.)

Cameron: (Impressed) "Huh.." (But gets nervous) "Hurry back up! We're about to lose!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Cameron: "I guess it works on me & Scott.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to Scott again, where is boat is still sinking, while Chris and Chef laugh at him. Gwen and Courtney are approaching fast.)

Gwen: "What's Scott doing? His engine must have died!"

Courtney: (Forcedly) "And his boat is sinking!" (They both giggle at him.)

(A boat horn honks as the boat of losers is catching up to them.)

Gwen: "Hurry, they're gaining on us!"

Courtney: "Not on my yacht!"

(The speedboat speeds up. Scott's boat continues to sink, as the others approach faster, Gwen and Courtney cheering.)

Scott: "This can not be happening!"

(Then Scott's boat sinks underwater.)

(Courtney & Gwen were close to the finish line, but Lindsay was still being launched as she goes to the finish line with a splash. Just as Courtney & Gwen catch up.)

Chris: "Ooh! And Lindsay wins it by a splash & a launch! Courtney & Gwen both take 2nd place."

(Scott rises up & swims to the finish line.)

Chris: "Not that matters, Scott takes third place, (Mal & Zoey enter next.) "Mike & Zoey take 4th, (Cameron paddles in, Duncan glaring at him) "And Cameron and Duncan may have come in last, but they were definitely the funniest! "A meal, not a snack!" (He cackles like a mad hyena. Chef just shakes his head and rolls his eyes.) "Oh, my sides!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "I don't get the joke what Chris said. Not funny! At least I did something to prove my bad boy image, to take down Chef's hot air balloon!" (Laughs)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(All the contestants line up on the dock.)

Chris: "So, Lindsay. As the winner of today's challenge. You can-"

(Suddenly a really loud explosion was heard in the background, shaking the camera. And some a big smoke was seen in the distance.)

Zoey: "What the hell was that?!"

(Chris pulls out his binoculars and squinted through them. He gasps as he sees what the explosion was… Playa Des Losers now stands a crumbling, burnt mess.)

Chris: (Horrified) "MY COTTAAAAGE!" (He wails loudly)

Courtney: (Looks through the binoculars) "You call that a cottage?! It was a mansion!"

(Then everyone, except Cameron & Lindsay, glare at Duncan. Who shrugs.)

Duncan: "Listen up people, it wasn't me who blew it up. I was with Cameron & Lindsay all along."

Lindsay: (Confused.) "Then who did this?"

Chris: (Sniffles) "S-so many p-pictures of me! ...Gone... all… all gone!"

Chef: (Puts a hand on Chris' shoulder) "We'll build you another cottage."

Courtney: (Indignantly) "It was not a cottage! It was a *bleep*ing mansion!"

Chris: (Sighs and talks flatly and dejectedly) "As the winner of today's challenge, Lindsay gets immunity and a night at the spa hotel ...And, she can bring one person along with her..."

(Everyone smiles hopeful at Lindsay, who was thinking.)

Lindsay: "You know, it's a tough one.. But I'll choose after the elimination ceremony. Sorry!"

(Everyone sighs, disappointed.)

Chris: (Still flatly) " Ok.. As for the rest of you, time to hit the voting booth..."

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "I was the one who blew up the mansion! And I'm about to frame it on someone!" (He laughs maniacally as the camera zooms in, the background fading into crackling fire.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to the elimination ceremony. Everyone is seated around the campfire, while Chris still looks dejected and hunched over.)

Chris: (Sighs) "Good news... As a reward for making it to the merge, there will be no Boney Island for any of you tonight..." (The contestants cheer. Chris sounds whiney) "Do you know how many statues of me were lost in that explosion? Five!"

Courtney: "Can we just get on with this ceremony already?"

Duncan: (Points at Courtney, Lindsay & Gwen) "Told ya! Told ya I was a villain!"

Chris: "Um.. Yeah! How did you prove your bad boy image?"

Duncan: "Well.. I sabotaged Chef by blowing up his hot air balloon!"

(Everyone gasps in shock, but starts laughing at Chef miserably.)

Chris: (Wipes tears away.) "Aw man! That was a classic! Anyways, it was revealed that one of the interns blew up my cottage!"

Courtney: "It was not a-" (Growls in frustration.)

(Camera pans to a skinny male intern wearing glasses, being hand-cuffed by the police. As he was taking away by the police.)

Duncan: (Sighs in relief.) "Glad it wasn't me."

Chris: "Ok, like I was saying. It's voting time!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: (Crosses out Duncan's photo.)

Duncan: (Crosses out a photo.)

Cameron: (Looks between Duncan & Scott's photo, & crosses out Duncan's photo.)

Scott: (Crosses out a photo.)

Gwen: (Crosses out a photo.)

Lindsay: (Crosses out a photo.)

Zoey: (Crosses out a photo.)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: (Staring at the papers) "Well, I believe this is a first! The votes have been tallied, and it's unanimous! Tonight's Flush o' Shame recipient is..." (Turns the photos around revealing Cameron with a red X across it.) "Cameron!"

(Everyone, including Duncan. Except Mal & Scott. Gasp in shock.)

Cameron: (Stands up, shocked) "What?! How can it be unanimous? I didn't vote for myself!"

Zoey: "I didn't vote for him either!" (Mal simply shrugs, not saying anything.)

Duncan: "Same here, Zoey."

Courtney: "That's impossible! I voted for Duncan!"

Duncan: (Glares at Courtney) "Really Princess? I did nothing to you in this challenge!"

Courtney: (Flips him off.)

Chris: "Ok, enough! Cameron, come with me."

(Cut to the flush of shame with Cameron in it.)

Zoey: (Hugs Cameron) "I'll miss you, Cam.."

Cameron: "I'll miss you too, Zoey."

(Zoey pulls away & walks back with the contestants, while Gwen walks to him.)

Gwen: "I didn't vote for you, Cam. But we'll have it discovered soon. I'll miss you."

Cameron: "Thanks Gwen!"

(Gwen walks away to the contestants, while Lindsay walks to him.)

Lindsay: (Comforts him) "You were such a cute boy! And I'm sorry for using you through the challenge.."

Cameron: "It's ok, Lindsay! It was nice knowing each other though."

Lindsay: "Aww thanks!" (Kisses Cameron on the cheek, as he blushed madly. Lindsay walks away to the contestants, while Mal walks to him.)

Cameron: "Bye, Mike! I'll miss you!"

Mal: (Whispering in his normal voice so only Cameron can hear.) "Oh, Mike's gone, I'm Mal. And I let you fall!" (Cameron's eyes widen.) "So long, mother*bleep*er!"

(Mal chuckles and walks away; Cameron starts screaming in terror. He is still screaming as Chris activates the button, flushing Cameron. As he was sent to the drain.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "You were all shocked huh? Here's what happened.." (The voting box is cracked open, and Mal holds up several pictures of Cameron with an X through them. He slowly lets all of them fall, whistling his creepy tune again before chuckling darkly.)

Zoey: "It has to be a mistake! Cameron was unfairly voted off! But I wonder who did this.. Hmm.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Ok Lindsay, have you decided who to take to the spa-hotel with you?"

Lindsay: "Yes, I choose Duncan."

(Everyone gasps in shock.)

Courtney: (Whining) "Why him?!"

Lindsay: "Because we have to see something VERY important."

Gwen: "What's important?"

Duncan: "You'll have to wait & see."

Gwen: (Sighs) "Fine.."

Chris: "Wow.. What a shocker. Anyways.. Eight players down, seven to go! Who's next to take a paddle in the big porcelain pond? Find out for sure, when we return for another all-new episode of Total, Drama, All-Stars!"

(End Credits)

Wow.. What a shocker, right? Yep! Cameron just got eliminated unexpectedly by Mal! And i bet you're all happy that Courtney & Gwen patched things up in this episode! Anyways..
Stay tuned for episode 9!
If you didn't like it, that's fine.
Original Votes:
Duncan - Cameron, Courtney.
Cameron - Scott, Mal.
Mal - Duncan, Lindsay.
Scott - Gwen, Zoey.