Things I've done as Hogwarts Text Posts

by sapphire-stars579

Have you ever seen Harry Potter/Hogwarts House text posts? If not, they usually narrate something that would in theory happen based on the person's personality and summarize the house stereotypes in a few lines. I was encouraged to write down the things that happen from my everyday life as a Slytherin, because apparently, I can be "funny" or whatever. Please enjoy my antics!

16. Pick a Pen

Hufflepuff: Hey I bought Halloween pens. Do you want the 'killing it pen, basic witch, or dead inside.

Slytherin: *grabs pen*

Slytherin: Obviously the dead inside one. Is that even a question?

Hufflepuff: *smiles*

Hufflepuff: I had a feeling, I just wanted to ask to make sure.