It starts with me and double d on top of the van, surrounded by six elmos.
Double D: That thing is disgusting! Its like a small red man!
Elmo: Elmo resents that!
One of the elmos springs forward, mouth agape, and latches onto double d's leg
Double D: Ah god! These things have really strong jaws, do something doug!
Doug: use your stand bro.
Hardware Store appears, and bashes the elmo latched onto Double D in the head. The elmo manages to stay attached, but almost immediately the fiber that make up it's head begin to unsew themselves, until theres nothing nothing but a mess of cotton coming out of the puppet's neck.
Double D kicks the body off the van, then moves on to the next puppet while I begin lobbing fireballs at the elmos. In a few seconds we work our way to the back of the van, taking out every elmo in our way.
Double D: Hold on, there were six of them right? I've disassembled at least ten on my own! What's going on?
We turn to look at the front of the van, where a final elmo is laughing at our effort.
Elmo: Impressive! You sure are good at killing elmo, but it won't do anything! Elmo's stand, 「Elmo's World」,makes Elmo completely invincible!
That's when we notice the glowing number 5 on his chest. In an instant, elmo splits into two identical clones of himself, each with the number 4, then continues to split until there's six elmos each with a zero on it's chest.
Elmo: Every time an Elmo dies, our number goes up, and we can just copy again!Elmo is invincible!
Doug: Oh shit.
Three of the Elmos charge towards Doug and tackle him, sending them all flying off the back of the van. Double D turns to grab Doug, but is stopped by the remaining three elmos which latch onto him and begin biting. He disassembles them with blows from「Hardware Store」, but they clone themselves as quickly as he's able to defeat them.
Doug is barely able to keep himself from colliding with the road using twin jets of flame pointing straight at the ground, leaving him unable to attack the elmos that have attached themselves to his torso. They continue to bite him, and they're starting to draw blood. Doug, desperate, leans down and bites closest elmo in it's weird exposed muppet eyeball. The Elmo screams, and drops into the road, lightening Doug's load just enough for him to start propelling himself back up to the roof. The elmo is quickly re-cloned, but Doug's momentum is enough to land him back on the roof. He does a sick ass spin, and the Elmos are thrown off and incinerated
Double D: Doug! I thought you were dead there!
Doug: Ah double d, you missed one crucial detail: I'm rad as hell and I'm never going to die. Now let me take care of those-
Double D: Wait! I have an idea! I've just been disassembling them, which is all well and good, but they just come back! I think I know a way to get them down for good though-
「Hardware Store」plucks two elmos up, one in each hand, then claps them together. Their threads briefly unravel, then fuse back together before they have a chance to die. The creature they creature is an unmoving mass of tangled limbs, haphazardly mashed into tangles of red fluff.
Doug: Holy shit D what's your problem?
Double D: Do you want to die? This is the best idea either of us have had, so unless you have some constructive criticism to make please stuff it!
「Hardware Store」continues to snatch the elmos, incorporating each into the growing red mass. When the final elmo is added, all that remains is a featureless red pod of fur. If one were to look close, they would be able to see it slowly pulsate, the still beating hearts of the puppet trapped in a cage of it's own flesh.
Doug: That this is nauseating, great job D
Double D: Thanks. Now help me push this off the roof.
Later, Doug and Double D are climbing back into the van. Eddy has fallen asleep, and Jotaro is focused entirely on the road.
Doug: Hey Jo, we just had to deal with a muppet stand user. Where the hell were you?
JoJo: Here obviously. Im not about to take my hands off the wheel for something you two clearly had under control
Doug: They made me bleed you piece of shit!
JoJo: Oh no they did? Really? Ahh oh no let me grab you the bandaids, you want the normal ones or the spongebob ones?
Doug: I don't need your charity
JoJo: I wasn't offering genius, i was being sarcastic. You should honestly read a dictionary sometime.
Double D: Oh, I concur! Contrary to what you might think, the Oxford Dictionary is actually quite the thrilling read!
Doug: Im not gonna take the advice of someone who just frankensteined a beloved children's character
JoJo: Double D, you frankensteined someone?
Double D: I had too! He was immune to any other kind of attack!
JoJo: DOn't get defensive, I was going to say congratulations. I'm proud of you for defeating your first stand user. Such a feat requires outside the box thinking. It's exactly why i invited you on this trip in the first place.
DOug: Hey I set a couple on fire, that was pretty clever of me.
JoJo: No it's not. That's like the one thing you can do. Anyways, please be quiet, we're going to be at our destination in a few hours and I want to catch up on my npr.