Fandom Deathmatch
Summary: People from around the multiverse fight in the Deathmatch ring to settle feuds in a fandom version of the hit MTV series, Celebrity Deathmatch.
Disclaimer: I don't own Celebrity Deathmatch or any show featured here, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated M for blood and gore, intense violence, language, and suggestive themes. So if you don't like seeing your favorite characters getting killed, turn back now.
Chapter 7: The Dome Returns Part I
"What happens when two clowns show who has the last laugh? Can a large minded woman bring down a small minded woman? And what happens when a virus infected soldier and a symbiote collide in one of our most famous deathmatches, all this on the show that spills guts, it is Fandom Deathmatch," Johnny Gomez said and then the camera goes to the booth where the two hosts were sitting down.
"Good evening folks, I'm Johnny Gomez," Johnny said.
"And I'm Nick Diamond and welcome to another episode of Fandom Deathmatch," Nick Diamond said.
"Tonight we are bringing you three of what could be, the most bloodiest fights to ever be presented on our show," Johnny said.
"Our first fight features two evil clowns ready to settle a heated score as DC Comics' Joker takes on Twisted Metal's most famous evil clown, Needles Kane," Johnny said.
"Our second fight has a genius and a so-called genius fighting to the death as One Piece's Nico Robin takes on King of the Hill's most hated character, Peggy Hill," Nick said.
"And in our main event, it is a battle of blades and viruses as James Heller from Prototype 2 taking on Hybrid from Marvel Comics," Johnny said.
"And this fight is special because we are bringing back CDM's most famous match, The Dome of Devastation," Nick said.
"This dome has been used four times, Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O' Donell vs. Jerry Springer, Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Winona Ryder, Dave Ghrol and Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love, and finally, Shannen Doherty vs. Halle Berry," Johnny said.
"This is going to be awesome, I can smell the blood from here," Nick said.
"How did this whole rivalry between Hybrid and James Heller started, well it begin when Hybrid spotted James Heller in New York," Johnny said.
The camera then goes back to about a week ago in New York City when Hybrid was crawling around the city using his tendrils. Soon, he spots someone in the distance, which was former US Marine, James Heller.
Hybrid then hops off the building he was on and stands next to James.
"Hey asshole, you think you could be the next Hybrid, well you are sadly mistaken," Hybrid said to James.
"You are messing with the wrong motherfucker, I'm a former marine and have killed hundreds to prove that," James said to Hybrid.
"Your words mean nothing and that virus you have is nothing but a carbon copy of my abilities," Hybrid said to James.
"There is only one way to settle this," James said.
"Right, you and me in the Fandom Deathmatch ring," Hybrid said to James.
"It's on," James said and then the camera heads back to the booth.
"This is one interesting rivalry, I mean both have powers quite similar," Johnny said.
"And only one will prove they have the better power," Nick said.
"But before that, let's get to our first fight, The Joker vs. Needles Kane, a fight suggested by Zoryan El Muerto," Johnny said.
"This fight came ahead after Needles wanted revenge after Joker beat him on Death Battle, and prove who is the most insane and evil clown of all time," Nick said.
"Now let's go to the ring for the introductions," Johnny said as the camera goes down to the ring where the two competitors where in the ring.
"In the red corner, The Clown Prince of Gotham and Harley Quinn's on and off again lover depending on which timeline, The Joker," Johnny said as The Joker (wearing his usual attire and this version is the one from Harley Quinn) stands in the corner to the cheers of his fans.
"And in the blue corner, one of Sony's most famous icons and the driver of the Sweet Tooth ice cream truck, Needles Kane," Johnny said as Needles (wearing his usual attire) stands in the corner to cheers from the crowd as well.
Joker and Needles walk to the middle of the ring as Chef was ready to call this fight.
"Okay you two, the only clowns I like are the ones from Killer Klowns from Outer Space, or Pennywise from It," Chef said to the two fighters.
"Now let's get it on," Chef said as the bell rings and Chef stands to the side.
"There's the bell and our first match is underway," Nick said.
"Why so serious Needles, did the flame on your head fry your brain?" Joker asked Needles.
"If I want to hear some lame ass jokes, I'll go to Stand-Up Scottsdale, oh wait it's closed," Needles said.
"But let me give you a punch line," Needles said to Joker and then he punches him in the ribs.
"That's good, better than Twisted Metal: Small Brawl," Joker said and then Needles gives Joker a headbutt.
"Looks like Needles is not in a happy mood," Johnny said.
"Why won't you bleed motherfucker?" Needles asked in an angry tone to Joker.
"Oh Marcus, you can't make me bleed that easily," Joker said to Needles and then Needles punches him in the face, leaving Joker's eyes all black.
"Don't call me Marcus, you emperor hack," Needles said to Joker.
"You know what my bad, let me make it up to you," Joker said as he pulls out a baseball bat.
"Is Joker crazy?" Nick asked.
"You never know with The Joker, he is a big wildcard," Johnny said.
Joker then swings the bat at Needles, but Needles dodges each swing. After the fourth swing, Needles grabs the bat and he was about to swing for the fences.
"Needles has got a hold of the bat," Johnny said.
Needles then swings the bat and strikes Joker on the left hand with it, breaking it on impact.
"And Joker's hand is broken like his mind," Nick said.
"I would give you a hand, but it is broken," Joker said to Needles.
"But I'll give you the other," Joker said to Needles as Needles doesn't know that Joker had his Joker's Joy Buzzer on him.
Joker slaps the buzzer on Needles stomach and gives a big jolt of electricity. The move leaves Needles in a woozy state.
"Needles left with a shock by Joker's trusty buzzer," Johnny said.
Joker then pulls out a deck of cards as he was about to put them to good use.
"Here's a game I like to play, it is called Fifty-Two Cut Up," Joker said as he throws the cards at Needles and it ends up slashing Needles' stomach, chest, and arms.
"That's a way to cut up the competition," Nick said.
"Looks like this Joker is wild," Johnny said.
Needles then picks up a card and approaches Joker with it.
"Now, let's see what under this red shirt," Needles said and then he slices Joker's stomach and chest with it, leaving a huge gash on it.
"Ouch, Joker got busted," Nick said as Needles drop the card.
"Good one, better than Twisted Metal III," Joker said to Needles.
"Okay, time to give you your last laugh," Needles said to Joker and then he rolls him up into a ball.
Needles then spikes Joker onto the mat as Joker manages to unravel from that predicament.
"The Sweet Tooth Spike," Johnny said.
"That wasn't sweet, it was spiky," Nick said.
"I don't have a sweet tooth, but I have a sweet foot," Joker said and then he kicks Needles' left ankle, breaking it as this got Needles onto one knee.
"Joker with a bone breaking ankle kick," Johnny said as Joker gets on his feet.
"Okay Needles, time to give you your killing joke," Joker said to Needles.
"If he thinks he can use his joker venom, well it won't work here," Nick said.
"What is on fire, red, and had spikes on his back like a porcupine?" Joker asked Needles.
"I don't know shit clown, what is it?" Needles asked Joker angrily.
"It's you," Joker said to Needles and then he shoves his hands into Needles' chest.
"Joker has got his hands inside of Needles," Johnny said.
Five seconds later, Joker pulls out sixteen broken pieces of Needles' ribs.
"The classic rib break yank," Nick said.
"Joker probably picked that up in Arkham," Johnny said.
Joker then stands behind Needles and starts to pierce the ribs into Needles' body.
"And Joker is now giving Needles a deadly acupuncture session," Nick said.
After ten seconds, Joker stops as Needles' back was covered in his broken ribs. Some of the ribs were in deep as it punctures Needles' lungs and heart.
"And Needles has become a human flaming porcupine," Johnny said.
"I think some of those ribs might have done some damage to his organs," Nick said.
Then, Needles collapses onto the mat as blood oozes out of him and he dies from the damage to his organs. Soon the bell rings as the match is over and the fans cheer for The Joker.
"Well I guess that's a wrap," Joker said.
"It's over, Joker has defeated Needles, again," Johnny said.
"That makes it Joker-2, Needles-0," Nick said.
"The winner is, The Joker," Chef said as he raised Joker's right arm in victory.
"Well all I can say is that Joker is truly the most insane and diabolical clown ever," Johnny said.
"That's true Johnny, that's true," Nick said to Johnny.
"But after this, I'm getting amped for the return of our dome," Nick said.
"Settle down Nick, we got more to get through," Johnny said to Nick.
"We got more Fandom Deathmatch, after these messages," Johnny said.
To be continued…
And we start off episode 3 of Fandom Deathmatch and the return of the Dome of Devastation. This match was for Zoryan El Muerto who suggested this match by P.M., hope you like it.
Sorry about not updating it in a while, been busy with stuff outside of Fanfiction. But I'm glad that FDM is back.
Anyway, keep sending me suggestions on future fights as we got more Fandom Deathmatch coming soon.