76.
Percy: *waking up* OH SHOOT IM LATE FOR CAMP
Percy: Oh wait I'm in my thirties *goes back to sleep*
Percy:
Percy: IM THE DIRECTOR
77.
Leo: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Nico: Uh….
Leo: It becomes daytrogen!
Nico: …. I'm going to bed.
Jason: good nitrogen
Frank: sleep tightrogen
Percy: Don't let the bed bugs biterogen
78.
Percy: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth
Annabeth: You're a hazard to society
Leo: And a coward. Do twenty.
79.
Sally, playing two truths and a lie: I had a dog named Benji when I was in high school, my eyes are green, I killed my ex husband
Paul: That's easy—
Percy: Her eyes are blue
Paul: wHAT
80.
Percy: I'm the defeater of Kronos, slayer of Medusa, one of the seven heroes of oly—
Leo: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Percy: I paid for my chips. I'm getting my chips.
