76.

Percy: *waking up* OH SHOOT IM LATE FOR CAMP

Percy: Oh wait I'm in my thirties *goes back to sleep*

Percy:

Percy: IM THE DIRECTOR

77.

Leo: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Nico: Uh….

Leo: It becomes daytrogen!

Nico: …. I'm going to bed.

Jason: good nitrogen

Frank: sleep tightrogen

Percy: Don't let the bed bugs biterogen

78.

Percy: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth

Annabeth: You're a hazard to society

Leo: And a coward. Do twenty.

79.

Sally, playing two truths and a lie: I had a dog named Benji when I was in high school, my eyes are green, I killed my ex husband

Paul: That's easy—

Percy: Her eyes are blue

Paul: wHAT

80.

Percy: I'm the defeater of Kronos, slayer of Medusa, one of the seven heroes of oly—

Leo: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Percy: I paid for my chips. I'm getting my chips.