Red: Oh, it's a gorgeous day.
Blue: Yep. Certainly is.
Red: Yep. Terrific day for a drive.
Blue: It's a beautiful country out here.
Red: 2 primary colored dudes seeing America.
"Music plays and the boys start to sing"
Blue: "sings" Movin' right along in search of good times and good news with good friends you can't lose.
Red: "sings" This could become a habit.
Blue: Opportunity knocks once. Let's reach out and grab it.
Red: Yeah.
Blue: Together, we'll nab it.
Red: We'll hitch hike, bus or yellow cabit.
Blue: Cabit?
Both: Movin' right along.
Red: Footloose and fancy free.
Blue: Getting there is half the fun. Come share it with me.
Both: Movin' right along.
Blue: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. We'll learn to share the load.
Red: We don't need a map to keep this show on the road.
Blue: "looks at the map" Hey Red, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.
Red: Alright. Turn left at the fork in the road. "notices the fork" Blue!
Blue: "sees the fork" I don't believe that. "continues singing" Movin' right along, we found the life on the highway.
Red: "sings" And your way is my way.
Blue: So, trust my navigation.
Red: California, here we come. The pie in the skyland.
Blue: Palm trees and warm sand
Red: Though sadly, we just left Rhode Island.
Blue: We did what?
Red: Just forget it.
Both: Movin' right along.
Blue: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Hey LA, where've you gone?
Red: Send someone to fetch us. We're in Saskatchewan.
Both: Movin' right along.
Blue: Doo (x6). You take it, you know best.
Red: Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the west? Ah, a dude in his natural habitat, a studebaker.
Blue: "notices someone on the side of the road" Hey Red, look up ahead.
Red: Who is that?
Blue: Maybe we should give him a ride.
Red: I don't know. He's really square. "stops the car" Hey there, wanna lift?
SpongeBob: Oh, no thanks. I'm on my way to Bikini Bottom to try to get my 13th season started.
Red: Oh. Good luck. "starts the car"
Both: Movin' right along.
Red: We're truly sponges from the sea.
Both: We're in this together.
Blue: And we know where we're going.
Red: YouTubers with flashy cars and life with the top down.
Blue: We're storming the big town.
Red: Yeah. Storm is right. Should it be snowing?
Blue: Uh, no I don't think so.
Both: Movin' right along.
Blue: Foot loose and fancy free.
Red: You're ready for the big time.
Blue: Is it ready for me?
"The boys pause for a brief second, the continues singing"
Both: Movin' Right Along (x4).
Blue: "notices a billboard" Hey. Hey Red, look up ahead there. There's one of those Dick Hooper billboards.
Red: Oh.
Blue: Maybe you better pull over.
Red: Alright. "pulls over"
Blue: Woah, look at that.
Red: Blue, that's you.
Dick: "comes from behind the billboard, then laughs" You got the picture, boy? You see what I mean? Blue B. Blu, simple of Dick Hooper's French Fries in Blue Sauce. Isn't that splendid? Just splendid. Just take a look at it.
Blue: All I can see are millions of blue skinned kids on tiny juicers.
Dick: Now listen boy, don't you want to be rich and famous?
Blue: Not working for you, I don't.
Red: That's right.
Mel: Juicers?
Dick: Shut up, Mel. We're a small-time operation, but we're expanding. Expanding, just like you kids expand. Don't you kids expand?
Blue: That's a miss.
Dick: What?
Blue: Miss, miss.
Stripper: Yes?
Blue/Red: Huh?
Blue: C'mon Red, burn rubber.
Red: Alright. "drives off"
Dick: Hey! Blue, that's the second time. Mel, I've done my best with that dude, now's the time to do my worst. Open the door.
Mel: No, you open the door.
Dick: What?!
Mel: I'm through, Dick. The blue guy's right. You're asking him to do something terrible. I can't be a part of it. It's a moral decision and I'll stand by it.
Dick: I'll double your percentage.
Mel: I'll open the door.
"Meanwhile, Blue and Red are still driving"
Red: Blue, where are we?
Blue: Uh, well, let's see. We're just traveling down this little black line here. And we just crossed that little red line over there.
Red: Oh, well, how about. Let's take the blue line.
Blue: Uh, no we can't take that. That's a river.
Red: Oh. I knew that.
Blue: Yeah.
Red: Listen Blue, why don't we just go--
Blue: Red.
Red: Yeah?
Blue: Who's driving?
"The boys then look at the window seeing that no one's driving"
Both: "screaming"
Blue: LOOK OUT! STOP!
Red: No problem. "stops the car"
Blue: Ok, back it up.
Red: Gotcha.
Blue: Red, where did you learn to drive?
Red: I took a correspondence course.
Blue: "sigh" This looks like a quiet place.
Red: Uh huh. "parks the car next to an abandoned church"
"To Be Continued"