The roof koreans fled sans much pressure. The happymen eradicated to the point of being a non issue. The furries TRIED to run away from seerus and barry but most failed but i think that send the message. The international polic obsolved galactic of wrongdoing and left n3w s1nn0h alone. A couple days after the reckoning past and others were out fighting still. Shish and beeb stuck back at galactic hq in velistone to rest. DRAINK was made for shish and slovenia to keep them under check. Sure enough 2 days after beeb snuck into the shed and whipped out the george forman and got sizzlin
"Barry jesus christ thats like your 5th one" shish said. "SHUT UP HYE LYIKES MY BOOOORDGAIRES" suggy russianed. "God damn right it is shish and my dump truck ass gonna be gettin number 6 soon". AUDI almost choked at that one on the imported h03nn canned wine. Everyone sat on towels as blankets and plastic chairs around the destroyed veilstone. Seerus stood in front of shish. "Hey man your towel heads blockin my RAYSSSS" shish said. Seerus put down the one of suggys booordgaires and bowed deeply. "I dont eknow how you edid it kuni...i dont focking eknow…" shish took a mighty stance and made a happy fist "but i DID seerus and now we have an entire nation to US". he extended his arms out. "I edidnt like you much either kuni… but i estill cant ecompdrehend how…" seerus chuckled at the though of controlling a entire nation himself and all the revenus. He picked up his arx160 ad went for grilled chicken thigh halal
"N3w s1nn0h isnt so bad once you get all of the old crap out huh AUDI". AUDI hates s1nn0h but this n3w s1nn0h thing is something he can get use to. "Aint haf bad shish thinkin i might set up shop here actually". "No way your moving out of h03nn you love slateport too much" slovenia said. "Uhhhh, fug YOU, i amd nd i will go to pastoria to set up shop. I could get used to this place after all". Slovenia looked at the moto smart watch and took a glug of some DRAINK. "It really goes down gooder with this grape stuff in it" she said. "Yeah dats the loooooove i made it with" and she threw the bottle at barry. "Hey cheer up you only gotta drink it till we find a cure in 35 years" AUDI said. Shish looked down at his watch "OH SHIT ME TOO" and he draink some. Doc told shish hes also infected with hapyvarus and hes tied to draink as well
"What are you gonna do shish" AUDI asked. "like we gotta choice anyway" barry said. "Too soon barry". "Shish dont know what the hell hes doing but IM headin off to SUNYSHORE catch some RAYS". Barry was 100% done with this shit and wants to kick back and who can blame him. "Beeb your welcome of course at any time" he shish said. "Thanks but no thanks i think im gonna hang out here at galactic for now and continue the push for resistants". Shish felt okay with this message because shish is complacent having done his job and secured the nation. Perhaps the future may hold more aventure for him but for now he deserve a long rest
They yell to jared "JARED WHATRE YOU GONNA DO". he was playing wiffle ball with other galactics. "What" he said. "I SAID WHAT ARE-" "OH im gomma open new 3 story restarant with hoffmans called hoffmans 2 and were gonna have different live musics on each stage all the time". Beeb and shish nodded because dang that sounds pretty good. "HEY WHY ARENT YOU GRILING YOUR STEAKS" shish yelled. "FOCK YOU I WANT GRYILL NOW" said suggy as he churned more booordgaires. These are clean cut from probably not rotten moomoos and definitely have NOT any virus in them. Suggy drank more keel and tried to flip one but it went in the grass so dakota ate it. "So heres a problem how the hell are we gonna actually make our dreams alive" AUDI said "i mean sur we have galactic but whos gonna build all this crap for us". Everyone though about it and thenk took more canned wine to drink. AUDI closed his eyes to soak up the sun but it got dark. "Barry move your fat ass im gotta enhance my tan lines". ….. "Barry what the hell" and he open dhis eyes and a swampert with a SCAR H was staring down at him. "...oh hey youre not barry". And he shook his head slowly with anger. "Good to see you too i guess" ASH said. No not that one the other one
"YOOOOOOO DUUUUUUUUUDE" and AUDI gave him a brotherly hug. "Yeah yeah okay thats nice but that cant repay my fucking hotel being gone". Shish tepped up "hey you know what dude the whole damn island was gone its not his fault". ASH turned "yeah your right its actually your fault for campaigning on my property anyway when i said not to". Beeb and barry turned there heads. "But never less" ASH said "im in the market for cheap real estate to replace my busness and expand the industry empire… and would youy look at that an entire nation waiting for opportunity to rebuilt". Everyone looked at each other. "Well we want houses and stuffmaybe we want first dibs cause we secured this place". ASH snapped back "i knew youd say that which is why id be willing to fund everything in exchange for 30% of shares". "YOOOOOOOOOOOOO" barry said. AUDI gave him the sarcastic "so what are you just gonna buy the whole friggin nation or something?" ash looked around "whos in charge here". Shish called seerus over and ASH said "watch me"
"EHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" seerus laughed in farsi "YOU ADRE GOING TO EBUY WHOLE VOCKING NATION?" and he spun around and had to stop tto catch his breth "yeah as a little fix er upper project" ASH said sarcastically. "...YOU….YOU…" and he had to kneel down to laugh again. "Whats your bank number" ASH said. Seerus took out venmo and read it off while laughing. "...IVE GOTTA ESEE THIS SHIT…." …..
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"..." seerus said. He looked upat ash and then ran inside galactic. "The hell just happened" slovenia asked. "I just bought the entire nation off of him". Shortly a while after awkward silence seerus ran out with suit cases. "SUGGY YOU ADRE IN ECHADRGE OF GALACTIC NOW" and he ran south of veil stone to get someone from galactic to boat him away. "BE OMIDE DIDAR ASS HOLES…."
Authors note: and that was the last galactic ever saw of seerus
"Ill be down at where the grand lake hotel used to be to start construction in 2 hours, need you guys there to ensure my safety. Adios" and ASH went south. AUDI stuck his tongue out at swampert. Shish turned to suggy "so uhhh guess your supreme leader of galactic now". He flipped the grill "KOMBUCHA I AM CZAR OF N3W SY1NN0H" and he held his spartula up high and cranked up the soviet style hardbass. He yelled out "ATTYENTION GYALATIC I AM YUOR NEW LYEADER" drunkely. "AS FYURST ORDER… EHHHHH…" and he tried to point "SHISH YOU ARE VICE CZAR" and everyone cheered. Barry gave him a high 5 but he was too slow. Stupid friggin barry. "EHHH.. HOW YOU SAY EHHH…. BYARRY YOU ARE MINISTRY OF EHHHHH…. SOMETHYING". Barry jumped "AWW HELL YEAH ALWAYS WANTED TA BE". "EHHHH AUDI YOU WYILL…" "thats okay take your time" AUDI said. Suggy forgot what he was gonna say so everyone resumed the celebratory
In the evening the gang was down observing ashs machamp team clear out the rubble. Everyone stood watch but in a togetherness. The evening sky over the ocean at grand lake was sweetned by the current ordeal like how sweet n low makes FOLGERS even nice. After multiple years of terrible world shaking events here they still stood. The gang unwavered in there determination to bring down the corruption and mysterious K Inc have secured an entire nation after there attempts to take for themselves. Against all odds here they were. Funny how fate works out like that. You pursue A to get B but then you end up with C. and the unlikely bonds that form. It only took the death of tens of thousands, converting a domesit cterrorist group, and the release of a uncurable plague to make it happen.
BUt time change. People change.
There was still much to do but life always has its shit to throw your way. There always will be. Enjoy the little victories you get while they last. Put a smile on your face cause your in the good old days right now as we speak
Shish put his arm around beeb and beeb let our a nasty bench from the clearsplash. "...that was a good one dude". "Thanks".
December 5th, 2020. The 3 year anniversary of starting this novel writing process all over again right after I swore to myself I never would again. Everything wrong with the previous one was amplified by 3 times this way around. I told myself I wouldn't sit on ideas for months. I lied to myself. I told myself I wouldn't have another 100 page novel. I lied to myself. I told myself I wouldn't be proud of the last one. That was wrong. Who's to say what will happen after I publish and finish this here. I can't promise anything. I'd like to THINK I'll never put myself through this again, but that's what I said last time. Maybe there's just something wrong with me, who knows.
This one goes out to the good old days. Thanks for sticking through it all with me, Sheamus.
