Mable just wants Dipper to be happy
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Wendy ignored the biting of the moths as she cautiously stepped over the trip wires, and saw the golden box on a pedestal on the center of the room.
She scoops up some dust and puts it into a small bag- Then pauses, "Wait, what am I doing? There's a smarter way to do this." She quickly grabs the box and jumps to the side of the room-
BOOM!
Just as a boulder smashes right past her and crashes through the temple hallway she just came from...
She smirks as not only was she uncrushed, but now the boulder had cleared out all the traps and obstacles blocking her way...
She chuckles, "No offense indie, but I'll take the lazy approach any day!" She begins to open the box, "I traveled through fire swamps and got attacked by giant rats for days, but it was all worth it to get the legendary 'cure-all' of ancient Greece- she pulls it out of the box -the...Moldy fleece!?" She shouted as she looked at the formerly golden fleece of legend which had long since rotted away with age...and fell apart in her hands...and caused her to be swarmed by MORE biting moths that were living in both the box and fleece.
"No! OW! No! (Pitooie!) Please don't- OW! -do this to- (Pitooie!) -me! OW!" Shouted Wendy as she alternated from desperately trying to put the fleece back together and spitting out the moths that were swarming both her and her mouth...and biting her like crazy!
Desperately, she ignored the pain of the bites and the creepy crawlies covering her as she used her bolo tie to levitate herself and the remains away.
She was forced to ditch her clothes to slow down the moth swarm long enough so she could safely streak away with the remains without them getting further eaten...maybe...just maybe she could salvage it!
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"My dear, I'm sorry. But there's no salvaging it." Said Soo's abuileta, as Wendy tried for the eighth time to get the magic of the fleece- well, more handkerchief then anything now -to work it's magic...only for it to fizzle out again and again...
Wendy didn't care she was naked, she rested her back against the wall and let herself slide down depressed. Once again, another way to help Dipper had been snatched from her!
Wendy groans, "First that whole fiasco with the Northwests, then I nearly get eaten over a stone that just washes my clothes, then Gideon gets his head loped of, and now the first sure-fire thing that could've helped him I find in awhile literally falls to pieces in my hand!" She puts her head in her hands. "I trudged through a stupid fire swamp, with stupid giant rats, for three stupid nights without sleep to find this piece of garbage..." She groans. "What do I do now?"
"My dear...your clearly running yourself ragged. Maybe you should take a break?" Asked Abuileta concerned.
Wendy looked at her, "A break? How can I possibly help Dipper if I take a break?"
"How can you possibly help Dipper if you run yourself ragged?" Shoots back the old woman.
Wendy had no response to that...but she still seemed uncomfortable...
Abuileta sighed, "My dear, maybe you can do both? I mean, when was the last time that poor boy enjoyed a REAL childhood?"
Wendy frowned, "Probably never..."
"Well, there you go! Bring him with you on your break, show him the town, have FUN together!"
Wendy nods... "Yeah...your right...I'll do it! Thanks Abuileta!"
She gives her a hug and runs out of the house...
A blushing Soos- having kept his eyes firmly on the wall the entire time she was here - walks up, "Uh...she will realize she's still naked soon...right?" Asked Soos concerned.
Abuileta giggled, "I doubt it, she's a woman on a mission!" She turns to Soos, "I'm so glad you were able to bear witness to such budding love before you died..."
"Yeah...wait, what?!" Asked Soos horrified.
"Enough talk, time for my stories!" Said Abuileta quickly...
...Gravity Falls theme...
"You want me to go with you?" Asked Dipper cautiously.
"Well, only if you want to." Said Wendy.
"I...want to do anything make you happy Wendy." Said Dipper sincerely.
Wendy- oblivious to the sincerity - groans, she kept trying to get Dipper to be independent and do things for himself...but he only wanted to do what she wanted and make her happy!...which under different circumstances would be sweet...if it wasn't just his messed up brainwashing talking!
Still...
She scratches her head uncomfortably. "Alright, well...tonight let's focus on making YOU happy- doesn't see a flustered Dipper's eyes briefly go to Wendy's body at the word 'happy'. -by taking a night on the town together!" Finishes Wendy suddenly.
"Wha? Oh...okay, that sounds fun too..." Admitted Dipper with a sincere smile, spending more time with Wendy did make him happy!"
"Great!...now let me go think of what we can do and I'll get back to you when I'm ready." Dipper nods and she leaves.
While thinking, she heads outside to take the trash out. "Hmmm...what should we do? Go to the arcade? Yeah, good!" She shoo's away some moths around her face. "Okay...maybe take him to my favorite fast food joint? Also good! But maybe-
"Wendy, that you!?" Wendy's eyes widen as she turns to the familiar voice. It was Tambry! "OH, hey Tambry!"
"Don't 'hey Tambry' me! My best friend gets in the middle of a massive nation-wide scandal and you just drops out of contact with everyone else?! Why did you never respond to my texts!? I was worried sick about you!" She asks annoyed yet concerned.
Wendy groaned, With everything that had happened lately, she'd completely forgotten about her friends...Wow, Abuileta was right, she REALLY needed this break...
"I'm sorry Tambry...things have been very hectic lately..."
"Because of that Dipper kid?" Asked Tambry cautiously.
Wendy nods.
There was a long silence... "I...only know what the papers say...level with me...how bad is he?"
Wendy groaned, "Pretty bad...the government and the Northwests have been nice enough to pay to have his body fixed up...but those woman...his OWN sister!...they DID things to him Tambry...messed him up...He still cringes everytime a womans hand comes near his face...like he expects them to hit him...I have to constantly explain to him that he doesn't have to give sex everytime they 'reward' him- AKA treat him like a human being!"
"Yikes." Said Tambry...what else COULD she say? Wendy can only nod...again, what else could she do?
"Uh...so...dose he give you..."
"What?! NO! I would never take advantage of him! Why would you ask that?!" Shouts Wendy horrified.
Tambry shrugged, "Sorry...but your 'antics' are kinda getting people talking..." Before Wendy can ask what she means...Tambry shows her numerous pictures of her streaking across town...
Wendy groans and blushes, "I've been having a lot of bad luck lately, alright?" She defended annoyed. A thought came to her. "Actually, it's a good thing your here. I've been so busy lately...I need a break and frankly...it be nice if Dipper had some fun too..."
Tambry smiles, "You asking for a night on the town?"
Wendy smiles back, "You know it! Get the rest of the guys together and let's hit this town!" She raises her fist up in excitement.
Tambry pumps her fist, equally stoked. "Alright!" She's about to text the gang when a thought occurs to her... "Wait, all the guys?...even Robbie?"
Wendy pauses and thinks on that for a moment...then shrugs. "Yeah, him too. Sure, he can be abrasive at best, a border-line jerk at worst...but he has his good points. Besides, even he can't be a jerk to a boy who got abused...right?"
...later...
"I can't believe we have to babysit some stupid kid. Bad enough he hogs Wendy to himself, but now our time too?" Says Robbie annoyed as he drinks soda with the other guys while they wait for the girls...
"Dang, man. Go easy on the kid, he's been through a lot!" Said Nate as he drank along with him.
Robbie rolls his eyes, "Oh, come on. You don't really believe the latest garbage that tabloid rag that Toby calls a newspaper has been spouting do you? This is Toby were talking about! He probably exaggerated half of it and got the other half of it it completely wrong..."
"I don't know man, this is pretty huge..."
So's my parents tax records, doesn't mean it's the truth. Besides...come on, girls don't do that kind of thing to guys..." He pauses for a moment in thought, "A guy doing that to a GIRL, I could see...but the other way around? Forget it!"
"But...this is like...NATIONAL news! There were FBI agents poking around the house and everything! Why would they lie about something that big?"
Robbie shrugs, "Why do adults do anything? Who cares? They're all nuts anyway...in any case...come on! I've seen...SOME of the pictures online! Most of the girls being arrested are like my mom's age! Even my Grandma's age! Would your mom or your grandma do anything like that?"
Nate frowned, "Uh, no...I guess not..."
Thompson looked up at the group, "Uh, Robbie? Your argument seems based more on specious reasoning, 'positive' discrimination toward woman and prejudiced distrust toward adults...rather then actual logic or empirical evidence..." He says concerned.
"Shut up and eat your street waffle!" Snapped Robbie! "Yes, sir!" Shouted Thompson as he gets down on all fours and finishes eating said moldy waffle.
Nate rubs his head uncomfortable, "I don't know...I mean, I guess that makes sense...but I just don't know...I feel like we should at least give it the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise...what do you think Lee? Lee?
"Wha? You say something?" Asked Lee as he chugged a keg of root beer... Nate sighed, "Never mind..."
At that point the girls show up...with Dipper in tow...
He stays clutched to Wendy like she was a lifeline...he looks around in concern at every new thing and person...while Wendy reassures him that everything will be fine...
"Uh, hey guys! So...this is Dipper. And Dipper this is Nate, Lee, Robbie and Tambry."
"Uh...hello?" Said Dipper nervously from behind Wendy.
"Uh...hello?" Said Tambry awkwardly.
"Uh...hey man?" Stated Nate uncomfortable.
"Sup." Said Robbie clearly annoyed.
"Oh, you were the kid we were just talking about! Dang your lucky, so much hot women and free sex! High-five man!" Shouts Lee excited as he puts a hand forward, frightening Dipper.
Everyone groans or just looks at him in horrified disbelief.
"Seriously?! THAT was what you took from that WHOLE conversation?" Exclaimed Nate exasperated. Lee looked at him confused. "What?" He asked while Wendy ignored the biting moth's to crack her knuckles...
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While Wendy and Tambry beat up Lee, Robbie glared down at Dipper. "You think your hot stuff, don't you? Getting Wendy to do your dirty work for you?"
"Uh...no?" Asked Dipper, clearly unnerved by the bigger boy...he wished Wendy would come back soon...
Robbie blinked at the response, "Oh...uh, well I bet you can't do that!" He desperately Points to his 'mark' on the water tower.
"Oh! Are you a muffin man?" Asked Dipper excited, Muffins were one of his favorite things that Wendy had introduced to him!
Robbie sputtered, "No! It's an explosion!"
Nate laughed, "Dude, he's right! It totally is a muffin!" His laughter was joined by the others as they returned, even a chipped tooth and badly beaten Lee laughed...
This just caused Robbie to seethe more and stare at a confused Dipper with even MORE loathing...
"Well enough gaping, let's get rolling!" Shouts Wendy as they all go to Thompson's car. Thompson turns to the others, "Okay, so guys? My mom says you can't punch the roof any-
CRACK!
Everyone except Dipper punches the roof excited. Thompson groans as he starts up the engine... "Never mind..."
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Dipper was having a grand night! He'd never been allowed to be creative or enjoy himself under Mable or Ms. Pines...but now he was having fun!
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The teens randomly flushed cheery bombs down public toilets...with Wendy's encouragement he used all the plumbing skills he used to fix the toilets his whole life- which was a LOT, Mable REALLY loved her Mexican food... -to rearrange the pipes so half the toilets in town exploded!"
Robbie gets sprayed while Dipper is cheered on...He spits out water as he glares at him...
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The teens threw T.P. all over. Dipper- once more encouraged by Wendy -used his expertise in fixing traps meant to maim and kill escaping men or men released to hunt for sport, to make non-lethal, web-like traps made of toilet paper...he caught a freaking car as it speed by somehow!
Again, Dipper is hoisted in the air and cheered by the teens...except for Robbie who also got tangled in the 'web'...Wendy laughs at him...he AGAIN glares at Dipper...
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Dipper- this time confident enough to do something WITHOUT Wendy's prompting -used all his expertise in making meth and other profitable drugs/chemicals to finance the Commune's coffers, to mix one hell of a drink!
As all the teens at the rave dub Dipper; 'Mr. Funtime'. Tambry gives Dipper her drink...Dipper thanks her...and starts to unzip his shorts-
"No, no, no! Dipper! We talked about this! You don't have to reward girls with sex anymore!" Pounced a frantic Wendy quickly while Tambry laughed...
Nearby, Robbie couldn't decide between glaring...and GENUINELY enjoying Dipper's drink...
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"No, were not going to the HAUNTED convenient store! How have you NOT seen enough crappy horror B-movies to tell you that's a bad idea?"
Robbie snorted, "Come on Wendy you don't seriously believe that-
"YES I DO! I've seen plenty of crazy crap the last month or so to no longer be skeptical of things!"
They were currently nearby said store's parking lot, Thompson's car had broken down. Now Robbie wanted to get everyone inside to pass the time...but really , he just wanted to show Wendy how 'brave' he was to salvage the night...
"No, I promised Dipper a safe, fun night and that's FINAL!"
Robbie silently growled as he once more blamed Dipper for this...
"Hey Wendy! I need someone to lift the engine up a bit! I think I see the problem, but I need to reach it!" Shouted Thompson.
Wendy sighed but went over to do just that...
Robbie just glared after her...and then shifted his glare to Dipper who was just waiting patiently in the car for Wendy...
Then a nasty thought came to Robbie's head, he quickly looked around...Thompson and Wendy were busy with the car...Nate and Lee were poking roadkill with a stick...Tambry was texting...no one was watching...
He quietly approached Dipper, "Hey buddy! Listen, Wendy's too busy at the moment. But apparently they need a part from that abandoned convenient store over there. Could you get it for us?"
Dipper smiled, "Absolutely! Anything for Mrs. Wendy!" Without another word, he got out of the car and walked over to the store...
Never noticing Robbie's wicked grin...
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