A.N: Crazy Mike part 2 bpov
Bonus scene –
BPOV
"What are you doing here?", I asked shocked. Mike Newton was sitting next to me! The creepy, delusional guy I mentioned a few chapters back was sitting next to me!
"I knew you needed me, so here I am", Mike answered.
Ah, the fairy godmother I had so not ordered was here.
"Well, you were wrong, I did not need you here…so you can go, bye!"
"I know why you ran the last time."
"You do?"
"Yeah Alice told me that you didn't like my nose hairs so I had my mom cut it for me today morning after I took a bath."
"Alice told you what?" I was so going to kill Alice.
"Alice told me that you didn't like my nose hairs so I had my mom cut it for me today morning after I took a bath."
"Thanks for repeating it, but I heard you clear the first time- I was just shocked that she told you that and just out of curiosity- Your mom cuts your nose hair? Can't you do it yourself or have someone at a salon do it for you?"
"My mom does it because it increases our bonding experience, I cut hers too! When we have babies you should cut their nose hairs too or better we could do it together! We would all be very close then… Anyway, Alice called me a while back and told me you would be here and that you needed me… so here I am."
Why would Alice tell Mike to come here though? She knew he creeped me out so her doing something like this was…
I heard someone cough behind me, interrupting my train of thought. I turned to see Edward standing behind me glowering. Had he called the police? Before I could think further about it Mike newton pinched my nose close and started kissing me or rather started trying to put all of his spit that he could into my mouth.
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