Cum In Da Ho Then Nigerundayo

Goku looked at Crazy Diamond with a confused expression.

" Umm, one second." He pulled out JoJo manga and flicked through the pages. " Damn, it's in Japanese."

" What do you mean ' it's in Japanese'? Isn't your anime in Japanese too?" Josuke asked.

" I mean, yeah, but... I dunno ask Akira."

" Hol up, I just realized. Akira is an anagram for Araki."

" My kami, it is! Well, what does that mean?"

" Conspiracy theory!" Bulma shouted, running into the room.

" who even unlocked the door?" Goku asked.

Josuke sighed. " This is an anime we don't need to worry about that."

" Well, actually this is a crossover so things are different." Trunks stated, leaning against a window sill.

" Like?" Bulma questioned.

" Oh, come on, onna. Two completely different worlds are mashed into one by two Japanese men swimming in money." Vegeta stated with a twinge of jealousy.

" I thought you left." Josuke stated.

" Yes, but I'm a relevant character."

" No wonder Yamcha disappeared." Bulma said through a chuckle.

" Wait, exactly 5.34 seconds ago you spoke with jealousy. Are you jealous because you don't have any money, poor boy?" Josuke asked.

" If you've watched Dragon Ball Super episode two you'd know that I went on a vacation and my wife rented a cruise ship." Vegeta huffed.

" You got all that from your sugar mummy." Josuke rebuttaled. " And a son to top it all off."

" Trunks doesn't count, he was a mistake. Mr. Perfect over here didn't know what a condom was." Bulma mentioned, knowing it would draw a response from Vegeta so he could keep his oh so precious pride in check.

" You said use protection. I was wearing my armour!" Vegeta shouted.

" Wait, I'm a mistake?" Trunks questioned, pointing at himself.

" Oh, you're a mistake alright. If it weren't for you I'd have left your mum."

" No you wouldn't! The only thing holding our relationship together is your widows peak and you know it!"

" Whatever."

A/N Sorry for taking so long to update. I was taking a break. I'm not fully back, I'll be posting stuff I've already written.