I DO NOT OWN THE CROWN.

London, England. Later that night.

A group of prep school boys were gathered outside a church as they got into their costumes.

"Oi, this is going to be so ace!" One exclaimed as he got dressed.

"I know, that is the best part of Halloween: scaring the piss out of some little kids!" Another agreed. The boys in questions had decided to go as a pack of orcs.

"Let us be off gents, those brats are not liable to scare themselves." The leader said as the boys, now decked out in their orcish disguises, searched for victims.

Meanwhile, the fellowship continued on their noble quest.

"Mind if we stop for a tick, my feet are aching like mad." Rupert remarked.

"There is no time, hold your tongue and tough it out." Lennox chided as everyone kept walking. Diana gently put her hand on the Bard's shoulder to comfort him and it did; a little bit. However, the comfort she offered was short lived.

"Orcs!" Colin shouted as he raised his wizard's staff. "There are orcs in the road!" On any other night, Lennox and his mates would have shrugged it off, but Colin's delusions had proved to be all too real in this Halloween night, so the fellowship decided to be open minded. Jonas looked in the direction Colin was pointing at and sure enough, a pack of scary looking orcs were walking down the street. They were chanting a strange chant and the kids see much afraid; as was the princess of Wales.

"Oh my God...how is this possible?" Diana asked out loud, not believing her own two eyes. Lennox however, regained his senses and whipped out his plastic sword.

"We shall vanquish these orcs!" He cried out as he encouraged the others to attack as well. Jonas fired a plastic arrow at one of the orcs and it hit him square in the eye. The beast groaned and swore as it fell back in pain. The other orcs came charging and it turned into a full on brawl.

The kids were fighting ferociously against their attackers. Zane and Colin had staffs which were giving very hard whacks. Jonas kept firing his arrows as Lennox flicked his sword around which turned out to be very painful. Rupert swung his guitar around and clonked a few of the Orcs on the head. Skye on the other hand, was guarding Princess Diana with a wooden dagger she had made. Eventually, the Orcs decided that the kids were too much trouble and fled the scene. This pleased our heroes greatly.

"Victory!" Rupert exclaimed. "Glorious victory is ours!"

"We routed those Orcs." Zane replied with glee.

"Those buggers will be walking bow legged for a week." Skye replied.

"I'm just glad they are gone, they looked awfully fearsome." Diana insisted as Lennox squeezed her hand.

"It's all right your highness, no matter what monsters come our way, we shall not see you unprotected." He vowed as she smiled and ruffled his hair in return.

"My brave Paladin." She cooed, enjoying the feeling of being cared for...for once.

NEXT TIME, THE FELLOWSHIP FACES ITS BIGGEST THREAT OF ALL. REVIEWS NEEDED AND APPRECIATED.