Untitled Fiction Days Chapter 7: Christmas Special, a katekyo hitman reborn! fanfic

Disclaimer: I (along with my friend who has helped work on this fanfic) do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Though, if I did, I would've made an arc where the Main Character, Sawada Tsunayoshi, would have found something that'd allow him to look into alternative worlds, or gave him Byakuran's powers.

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~Untitled Fiction Days~

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SIOFC!Sawada-Tsunayoshi

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I'm not one of those Main Characters who gets an existential crisis or screams at the world after being reborn, but...God, Angel-san, whoever-you-want-to-identify-as, why? No, seriously, why did I have to be reborn into an alternative universe instead of the canon-verse?! I could've become so powerful with all of my "future" knowledge...!

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Tsunade biked down the street, throwing newspapers at the doorsteps of the neighborhood on her way. It was early and no one was out, perfect for hiding her involvement in this job, which was required considering she was only able to do this because somebody took the job and made a deal to pay her 20% of their pay and owe her a favor if she did their work.

Now you might ask, why would somebody be willing to pay a 5 year old to toss newspapers to doorsteps? Or maybe, why did she accept when she was only getting 20% and a favor?

To answer the first question, the person who took the job in the first place desperately needed someone to go in their place for a month (the guy's contract was for a year) because their mother had just fallen ill and they wanted to be by their side just in case she didn't make it.

...Also, they thought they were hiring a 12 year old.

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Thank you voice changers.

Anyway, to answer the second question is because the job paid well. 20% may seem little but her employer's contract made sure that she was getting paid handsomely, $13.25 a day for a month! Which is why Tsunade decided to work everyday and wake up at the crack of dawn for the job.

Also, favors are valuable. Especially when preparing for the possibility of joining the Mafia.

Of course, Tsunade wasn't heartless, she wouldn't call on the favor if they weren't in the Mafia already.

...Which they are.

By the way, guess her boss's identity.

1… 2… 3…

No guesses? Oh well. It was Dino Cavallone.

And no, she has no clue why he's in the neighborhood nor why the hell he decided to get a newspaper job when he's the heir to the Cavallone family, which is still a Mafia family in this AU.

Don't ask where that information came from.

Tsunade stopped her bike at the front of her house to hop off and put it where it was chained up before. Looking around to make sure no one was around, she went to the back where she had left the door unlocked, careful of making too much noise. When the girl got there, she opened the back door only to reveal 2 unconscious robbers on the floor.

Well. Guess those traps worked.

What the actual fuck.

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Opting to ignore the mysterious voice, Tsunade bent down to grab at one of the robbers' arms, then dragged the guy outside her house to the fence dividing her house from the next door neighbor's. She did the same with the other guy and threw the two over the fence at once, leaving the two unconscious robbers to the mercy of her neighbor's dog.

Her neighbor's dog, ironically enough, actually liked Tsunade unlike her original counterpart, Tsunayoshi. Said dog was also very happy with his new victims and barked happily and started tearing into the bodies like a hungry predator- kidding, the dog just peed into their mouths (which gross but they deserved it) and bit into their flesh a little.

...or a lot considering the screams of pain nearby.

Wasn't her problem, thought Tsunade, as she made her way to the bathroom for a quick rinse to get rid of the mess she had gotten from just dragging the robbers.

Besides no one had actually woken up from the screams, too used to the occasional insanity of the town.

When Tsunade finished cleaning everything up -both the mess and her clothing- she made her way to her bedroom to go back to sleep. It was still early and she had no doubt that no one, besides maybe Sasagawa Ryohei, was awake.

So she went back to her room and fell asleep, drifting away while listening to the wind.

…(Time Skip)...

"Tsu-chan! Wake up, it's Christmas!" greeted Nana, the scent of fresh pancakes and waffles laid dominant in the air. Apparently, today would be an American style breakfast.

Tsunade sat up and yawned. Still half asleep, she went to grab her phone, ignoring her mother's call for a minute. Unlocking it, Tsunade checked her mail and only after seeing none of importance, she left her phone to charge and got up to get ready.

After finishing, Tsunade went downstairs, using her sense of smell to find the Kitchen. This was a norm for her after she had figured out that she was stuck in KHR as the main character.

The goal was to find a certain place by using one (or two if impossible) of the 5 main senses excluding sight. Doing this every morning enhanced her ability to follow things with just the smallest hints and was developing into a habit. (Author's Note: Please don't try this- it probably won't work very well.) Although with her surroundings being ever so familiar now, her almost-habit wouldn't be showing dramatic improvements anytime soon.

As she traveled further down the hallway, the smell of Nana's food strengthened, causing Tsunade to hurry in excitement. One thing was for certain, KHR was not exaggerating Nana's ability to cook.

Nana turned to Tsunade as she made her way into the room. "Good morning Tsu-chan!" Nana took the pan off the closed off stove and dumped it into the sink. After wiping off some of the oil that had somehow made it onto her hands, Nana went to the table while waiting for Tsunade to join her.

Tsunade walked to the table and sat down. "Merry Christmas Okaa-chan." To which the mother replicated before the two said their thanks for the meal, then dug into the meal in front of them.

The two finished their meal quickly and went to the sink to clean up, all in silence.

Tsunade cleaned off her plate in haste, in a good mood after eating. Having already decided what to do today, she made her way upstairs and into the comfort of her own room. She changed into acceptable outside clothing and put on a coat before snatching her phone from the bedside table.

Reaching into one of the pockets of the coat, Tsunade grabbed out a pair of earbuds which she put on and plugged into the phone.

Minutes later and she was out of the house, making her way to the local park. Tsunade scrolled past song options while walking, which was dangerous but… meh, before clicking on one.

Tsunade hummed along with the song and thought about the lyrics, skipping like she was playing a game.

'The flowers of the new, the laughter of the past... they're beautiful like you, beauty unsurpassed.' (1)

It was surprisingly relatable.

Seeing the park was in view, Tsunade sped up and went to a nearby bench to sit on. Having done this on numerous occasions and it being a normal action, no one spared a glance. She opened up Safari and started reading where she had left off the other day.

_"RULES"_

PLEASE READ: THIS WAS MADE IN MIND FOR (TO PROTECT) ALL OF YOU NAIVE FUCKERS WHO THOUGHT BREAKING INTO BRYAN'S THEME PARK ON HALLOWEEN AT 3:00 AM (OR REALLY, BREAKING INTO THE ESTABLISHMENT AT NIGHT IN GENERAL) WAS A GOOD IDEA.

IT REALLY ISN'T.

A GOOD IDEA I MEAN. OR ORIGINAL EITHER.

(...BLAME THE TWISTED ANIMATRONICS AND JON.)

ALSO, BRYAN SAYS FUCK YOU, WELL, HE SAID IT WITHOUT THE CURSING BUT HIS TONE MADE IT CLEAR ENOUGH.

Neither the company nor the theme park's employees are responsible for any mental, physical, or emotion damage that will inevitably come. Don't sue us. If you do… let's just say we have a lot to argue about. Also, apparently demigods on our side. Blame Bryan.

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DAVIS'S RULES (1-5)

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RULE #1 - For whatever reason you've decided to break into Bryan's theme park at night, it isn't good enough. Get out already.

(An entire section dedicated to humorous answers and comments on this specific rule, although, comments might not particularly relate to the rule in general)

Jon - Here's the trick to getting him to not slaughter you on sight, bring sweets, though for some reason, Bryan's got some kind of sugar addiction now- Anyway, while Davis's distracted, make a run for the exit and never come back. Trust me, Davis will immediately notice that you are there and somehow, recognize you. No one has found the last one who came in.

Random Person Who Didn't Listen #1 - WHY ARE THERE FLAMETHROWERS IN THE BATHROOM!?

Rockstar Freddy - This is what I have to deal with everyday. Suffer.

_(END)_

Tsunade cracked out a smile before pausing at the sudden silence despite having played music, an ad. She groaned and continued reading while trying to ignore the ad.

'Christmas is coming up! #### holds the best deals-"

Tsunade stopped reading, nostalgia rose up in waves. She could remember the times her and her family had gone shopping just because of the Christmas discounts.

But… she wasn't there anymore.

And she accepted that already.

The ad finished.

Tsunade felt oddly tired.

She put away her phone and decided a nap would be fine, it's not like anyone would actually attack her or something with the Hibari family running the town.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! (Or whichever holiday you may celebrate)

It's Christmas- the best time of the year with a break from school and a celebration right around the corner. I hope you're enjoying the story so far and have a great day!

'The flowers of the new, the laughter of the past... they're beautiful like you, beauty unsurpassed.' (1): watch?v=3gyCJ49D7D8&list=PLNh5gY9E5Qe4U-yISeeLQGwzFjTKSLARb&index=1 (Link to the music) / if the link doesn't work, it's called "close to you (English Acoustic Cover)"

Also, if you want the full "Rules" part I made:

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Author's note: I don't own the characters besides (maybe) the "Random Person Who Didn't Listen (list a bunch of numbers)." Am I trying too hard to be funny? Yes. Either way, I hope you enjoy it!- Oh and also, the characters might be a bit out of character or the events/characters might not even be the same, I haven't caught up with the series yet.

...BEGINNING...

IT REALLY ISN'T.

A GOOD IDEA I MEAN. OR ORIGINAL EITHER.

(...BLAME THE TWISTED ANIMATRONICS AND JON.)

ALSO, BRYAN SAYS FUCK YOU, WELL, HE SAID IT WITHOUT THE CURSING BUT HIS TONE MADE IT CLEAR ENOUGH.

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DAVIS'S RULES (1-5)

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RULE #1 - For whatever reason you've decided to break into Bryan's theme park at night, it isn't good enough. Get out already.

(An entire section dedicated to humorous answers and comments on this specific rule, although, comments might not particularly relate to the rule in general)

Random Person Who Didn't Listen #1 - WHY ARE THERE FLAMETHROWERS IN THE BATHROOM!?

Rockstar Freddy - This is what I have to deal with everyday. Suffer.

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RULE #2 - If you have not gotten out of this god forsaken place yet, I'll be sure to remind you that trespassing is a crime and that if anyone who manages the theme park ever gets wind of your address or even name, they will press charges immediately (after some extensive research of course, beware, all past crimes and evidence will be shown to the judge). Also, if you find anything that leads down, do yourself a favor and don't go, especially if you found it around Lefty's area.

(A section for Lefty to get this off his chest, oh and something else)

Lefty - Some things are better left unsaid.

Rockstar Freddy - Please recognize that oddly secretive yet filling-me-with-terror sentence above for what it is. Even I don't want to know what's in there.

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RULE #3 - Well poor soul, you're in deep now, might as well make sure to have your phone or taser charged up for an exciting night. Turn to the right of this board and look for something to charge the stuff with. There should be cellphone service in nearly every section of this theme park, but if you're calling anyone in the police force, please type in the following number: 1(###)-###-####. They are the only one that won't hang up when they realize the situation at hand.

(A warning from Davis and an add-on)

Davis - To whoever thought that crossing out the only thing to the trespasser's salvation was funny, you are banned from movie nights for a year. Also, I will find you. Or Bryan.

Helpy - And that is debatably more terrifying as Bryan will be there to torment you everyday.

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RULE #4 - Don't steal anything from the theme park. Everything is counted up at the end of each day by a system that shall not be disclosed to the public, touch anything and we will use it against you in court.

(Explanation for why you shouldn't touch anything)

Random Person Who Didn't Listen #2 - How would touching anything be used against us in court?

Rockstar Freddy - One word. Fingerprints.

Random Person Who Didn't Listen #2 - ...oh.

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RULE #5 - Don't injure anything within the park, especially the animatronics, unless the animatronic happens to be GlitchTrap/SpringTrap, then do your best, if you destroy him, you might even get off without being trialed in court.

(Description of GlitchTrap/SpringTrap)

Davis - SpringTrap's a rotten corpse inside of a severely damaged, moldy suit. You can tell by the smell. Or if it's GlitchTrap, they're a freaky every-second smiling purple and yellow bunny that will more than likely follow your every move.

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Bryan quietly stared at the board, then, silent as a mouse, opened up his backpack. He had grabbed a bunch of tasers and turned to put them in a place where they could be clearly seen. Wrapping things up, he zips up his backpack and walks away, mentally patting himself on the shoulder for his thoughtfulness.

Rockstar Freddy, one of the witnesses to this small act of insanity, promptly turned around and walked away. Jon, Jon just laughs.