Song Featured-
Good as Hell by Lizzo
The next day at the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie was sitting in her room. Looking at a recent text that she got from her ex. Charlie was starting to get worried. Vaggie had not come out of her room in a while. She didn't even come out when they offered breakfast. Angel had also arrive with his friend Cherri to check up on Vaggie. Eventually, everyone had enough of waiting and knocked on her door. Alastor, Razzle and Dazzle were there too. "Vaggie? Are you okay in there? You haven't come out in a while," said Charlie. There was silence. "Alright Vaggie, we're going to come in if you don't answer." Again silence. Charlie then open Vaggie's door and saw her sitting on her bed staring at her phone. Everyone went over to her. "Vaggie, what's wrong?" They all looked at the text message on her phone. It was from Amelia.
"Hey honey. Me and my boyfriend broke up and I want you back. I'm so sorry for kicking you out, please come back to me," her text said.
"She... wants me back," Vaggie finally answered. "Maybe I should go back to her."
"Are you kidding me?" Angel laughed. "It's obvious that she didn't really love you at all before. So why bother?"
"She doesn't deserve you. Besides, why would you get back with someone who just cheated on you?" said Cherri.
"Just text that you won't get back with her, it's that simple," Angel said.
"But I... there might be a chance that-"
"Listen Vaggie, I know it might be hard to break out of a toxic relationship like this. I know, I've been in one," Charlie said cutting Vaggie off. "But listen, I've learned from a very special person that if your partner doesn't treat you right, it probably wasn't meant to be." Vaggie sighed. "Vaggie, take it from me." Charlie started to sing.
If he don't love you anymore
Everybody else joined in, so did Vaggie.
Just walk your fine ass out the door
Vaggie's lips curled up into a smile. Everyone continued to sing.
I do my hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
They started to dance around the room.
Cherri:
Woo child, tired of the bullshit
Go on dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Angel:
Yes Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going to the pool shit
Charlie:
Come now, come dry your eyes
You know you a star, you can touch the sky
I know that it's hard but you have to try
All:
If you need advice, let me simplify
If he don't love you anymore
Just walk your fine ass out the door
Vaggie got up and danced with everyone.
Vaggie:
I do my hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
All:
Feeling good as hell
Vaggie:
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
All:
Feeling good as hell
Feeling good as hell
Baby how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Charlie:
Woo girl, need to kick off your shoes
Got to take a deep breath, time to focus on you
Angel:
All the big fights, long nights that you been through
I got a bottle of tequila I been saving for you
Alastor:
Boss up and change your life
You can have it all, no sacrifice
I know he did you wrong, we can make it right
All:
So go and let it all hang out tonight
Cause he don't love you anymore
So walk your fine ass out the door
Everyone walked out into the hallway and danced.
Vaggie:
And do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
All:
Feeling good as hell
Vaggie:
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
All:
Feeling good as hell
Vaggie:
Show it off tonight
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
All:
Feeling good as hell
Vaggie:
And we gon' be alright
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feeling?
All:
(Feeling good as hell)
Vaggie started shaking her hips while dancing, everyone cheered her on. Then they went to the staircase and danced down.
Vaggie:
Mmm, yeah
Alright, listen
All:
If he don't love you anymore
Then walk your fine ass out the door
They all danced into the hotel lobby.
Vaggie:
And do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
All:
Feeling good as hell
Charlie:
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
All:
Feeling good as hell
Angel:
Show it off tonight
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
All:
Feeling good as hell
Cherri:
And we gon' make it right
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feeling?
All:
(Feeling good as hell)
Feeling good as hell
Baby how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
The song then ended. "Thanks you guys, I feel a little bit better now," said Vaggie.
"So, what are you going to say to Amelia?" Charlie asked.
"I'm telling her that there's no way I'm getting back with her," Vaggie said with a smile.
"Atta girl Vaggie!" said Alastor.
"That's right Vags," said Angel. They all then heard a groan from behind the bar.
"Huh? I passed out, what did I miss?" said Husk climbing out from behind the bar. Alastor smiled and walked over to him.
"Nothing much Husker. Just one of the grandest musical numbers in history! Wish you could've joined as well my friend. You would've had fun," said Alastor.
"I don't sing," growled Husk.
"Come now Husker, I'm sure you have a wonderful voice!"
"I really don't, singing is not really my thing. Anyways, putting that aside, I've been meaning to ask you about Charlie."
"Oh? What about her?"
"How did you end up falling for someone like her? How'd you two even meet?"
"It's kind of a long story." Alastor laughed, rubbing the back of his head nervously. " I'll tell you how we met another time, I will say this however. When I first met the gal, I thought of her as childish and innocent, oblivious to the world around her. That her head was so far up in the clouds that she lost track of reality. She believed in redemption of all things. This is hell after all, and there's no way a sinner can change for the better. Or so I thought." Alastor looks at Charlie who was talking to Vaggie and smiling as she did. "Spending some time with that remarkable, amazing woman has opened my eyes to the possibility that sinners have a chance at redemption. That there's a bit of good in everyone, including me. I suppose that is why I fell for her, though there are some other reasons. When it seemed that everyone was against me, she was always there for me and gave me a chance when no one else would. Even though I wasn't that great of a person."
"Huh, Charlie really must be something," Husk said smiling.
"Indeed Husker, indeed," Alastor said, smiling also.
"So how long have you guys been dating each other?"
"Well..." Alastor thought. "Come to think of it, me and Charlie haven't been going out on dates. Anytime we do go out, it's to hang out with friends."
"Hold the fuck on, so you've never asked her out?"
"Well there was one time at the café... no no no, we were with Vaggie at that time. Man, I guess I haven't."
"You need to take her out sometime, it would give you a chance to know each other better."
"Your right my friend. It's about time I take Charlie out on a proper date, and I know the perfect place."
"And the text is sent," said Vaggie typing the last few words of her breakup text and sending it to Amelia.
"Man, I wish I could be there to see the look on her face when she reads that," Angel laughed.
"You did the right thing Vaggie, I'm proud of you," said Charlie putting her arm around Vaggie's shoulder.
"Thanks Charlie," Vaggie replied with a smile. Charlie then saw Alastor walking over to her.
"Hey Al," she greeted.
"Hello my dear. Is it alright if I talk to you in private for a moment?" Alastor asked.
"Sure, lets go." Charlie walked with Alastor upstairs.
"Ooh, wonder what they're gonna talk about," Angel said in a flirty tone.
"Ugh, don't be so perverted," Vaggie groaned, smacking Angel's arm. Angel yelped a little in pain.