Guess who's back...back again?

I've literally used this before, haven't I?

Oh well. On account of my friends finding thus at school and putting one and one together, (which would honestly be cripplingly embarrassing), I have to say after you read this, you'll forget it was ever here.

Also, I'm probably only going to be writing this once a year, so have fun


Fuckin' Shit Up

The water is cool, a large contrast between the sun beating down on them, and the lack of air conditioning in The Class E building. Nagisa winks at Karma from where he's sat on the edge of the "pool", dipping his feet in the crystal clear water. Karma only smirks in reply, perched on his rock, watching the absolute chaos of teenagers playing like children in the water.

"Huh, they deserve this. This happiness, blissful ignorance. They deserve it," Nagisa mutters to himself, grinning ear to ear. It's been a while since he's seen this happiness on their faces, with all the mundane thoughts of killing the best teacher they've ever had. It dawned on them a lot earlier than it should have.

The only person not happy is Terasaka, but he's had a stick up his ass since yesterday. It's a strange kind of foreshadowing, and not one that Nagisa is particularly weary of. He's not much of a threat, more like a bull that charges angrily into anything and everything. Anger is something that can be used against you, Nagisa has learned that the hard way.

He's learned a lot of things the hard way. Nagisa jumps into the water.

"Hey, Terasaka!" Isogai shouts, jumping out of the water and shaking himself off like a Labrador. "How's the assassination attempt going?"

Terasaka only snorts, a smirk growing on his face. Nagisa turns and rests his chin on his arms that are led on the side of the pool, intrigued. His and Terasaka's eyes meet for a second, in a way for the taller man to recognise that Nagisa is listening.

"It's fine," He grumbles, his good mood seemingly vanishing, as it has done so many times. There's no warning as Terasaka pulls out a peculiar remote control from his pocket and hits the red button.

The effects are instantaneous. A loud explosion, the fast movement of water, and a look of shock on Terasaka's face. He hadn't planned on this happening, he's being led by someone else. Nagisa growls when he realises that someone else is meddling again.

Brushing off the thought, he launches into action, gripping onto a rock just next to the drop. The drop. Nobody here can survive that, even he would take some damage from it. Terasaka was a fool.

He sees a yellow blur rush past him, and he knows that Octopus has gone to save as many students as possible, but, even with his speed, he can't do it himself. Especially with all this water. Nagisa knows what this weakness is, he has it himself. Water is a tricky thing.

Nagisa grabs some students who are about to fall over the edge, and gently places them on the edge of the bank, ready to save some more of his family, and possibly desecrate whoever had the nerve to hurt the people he cares for.

When he turns the corner, he eyes Hara on the branch, the creaking of the root concerning everyone, and two other students on the rocks beneath. He can't see them very well from where he's stood.

He can, however, see mother-fucking Shiro and Itona, who have the worlds worst hobby of "fuckin' shit up". Nagisa looks at Shiro, Shiro looks at Nagisa. Shiro knows, in that moment, that Shiro is, and I quote, "fucking dead".

"Nagisa, I hate to ask this of you, but can you get to Hara from here?" Koro-sensei asks, eyes still firmly planted on dumb and dumber, who still have the childish fantasy of being competent. Nagisa nods, "Sure, it's no trouble," and then he bolts, using his parkour skills to make his way up to the branch.

"Hey, Hara? I'm gonna get you down now, okay?" He says as softly as he can, as to not scare the poor girl, and she nods eagerly. "Y-yeah, okay," and then he's holding her bridal-style and jumping. She's gasps, but it's fine, even though his legs crack as he hits the ground, his healing quickly patches them up, and she thanks him like there's no tomorrow.

Nagisa returns to the fight scene, only to find that everyone is there, too, splashing Itona with the water. Shiro looks back into Nagisa's eyes, and, with a final, "You win," he leaves.

Lucky bastard got away.

It doesn't matter though, he's busy this week. Principal Asano wants to talk to him about something.