Fuk its monday. Today I decided to uit school and live off my papas forune. Deadwards with me. Hia parents are fuck1n r1ch too. so we never eed to get an education and we have all the money an we can just party on.

We dexided to open a rave club. We named the club "b00zeNcunt5". very h3xy. Then we went down on each other. cuz we ducking can.

Even tho it was monday and we had just opened the club it was really full. Actually the plice came to shut it down cause there were too many peopel. But all our audience didn't wanna get kicked out so we killed off the cops. And then we chopped them up and sold them as sandwiches. But before that we raped them. And then after we killed them we raped them again. I guess since copz are nuttin more than pigs theyre supposed to taste like ham but I didn't try it instead I fucked my sandwich again. I'm a fuckin vegan I don't eat animals like that. I eat them in another way.

Then I wondered what happeneed to ym dog cunt Pari5. I found her in my offie. She put a dog bed on tha floor and slept here. Gurl is capaple of taking care off herself. I beliebe in her.

Speaking of beliebing where did Justin go? Cunt was here just a moent ago I swear. Fucking cunt.

Yeah so then it was around three pee em. Of corpse we alread had that rfully on party going cuz we're cool like that. I woder where the guys got all that fanxy hawt furniture from. Scoots said that Enoby hat organized it. I went to find her. She sat in a corner and slit her wrists in a vry pepressed way while waiting for her blackk nail polish to dey. I joined er. She borrowed me her razow. I don't think I got any additional stds cuz try me beetch. I got everythig that there iz.

So when we had bled enuff to start to feel dizzy thats when Alice came by and offered us some coke and we snorted it off her tummy. we were feeling really high and we just went to partyy on. At aroud 5 peeam another batch of copz came around to stop the party. Maybe the neighbours complained idk might be cuz it never was a realy club but more like a flat with people living next door. but we have nice and lovely clents, amog them some assassins, so thay killed off the cops and neighbours and we actually tore down the walls to the neighbours flat and made oe big giant dance foor.

Then a weird guiy came crashing in throught the ceiling on a fucking toilet – no kidding – and he was reading his newspaper like nothings wrong and then there was Lil sis pointing at the hole and be like "There's a hole in the roof" and we asekd "What are we gonna do?!" she said "There's a hole in the roof an we got shit to do"

then we spontaneiously started to dance all togethr to that song and did a really ool percormance. Somebody filmed it and put in on youtube. idk guis name is Aaron chupa. weird.

she used to someimes get me to school on time when i was too drunk while her car was abt to b repaired, so she had to fly around with her toilet on the search for new toilet paper ( still not quiet sure if I was just high af or that rly happened) she also had a llama in her libing room. And her grandma hat a rave in the grave. And she was a frucking albatrozz.

That gut us so fuckn inspired that we went to the nearest graveyeard and together we broke of the "g" and now it says Raveward. All of a sudden there was fkn Gigi d'Agostino and he had his roadies set up his music shit and he played a rlyy sicc set adn re faved so hard in da gravveyard and we really hd uch a party and it was only Monday hell wut a week tis was gunna b,

Then while dedward was sexlily making lurve 2 me Eminem showed up and be like "my palms are sweety need moms spaghetti" then suddenly ma grandma showed up with a huge bowl of spaghetti (my granma is itallain of coprse) and she made enuff for alll of uz ovvsly.+

Scoot tried to snrot the spagetti but it kinda got looged in his nose so then he had one piece of spaghtti danglig out of both nostrils. That looked really silly, he looked jut like some chinese dragon. Or maybe an italian dragoN``? dunno donut care.

Then we all decided to do silly dance moves. Suddenly enoby pulled out some razors and slit her wrists and we all ddi the same. And enoby and i both reminded them "down the road not acr055 da street bitches" and then we all fell uncnnshos cuz we lost so muc blood but not dedward cuz he's a vampire so he drank our blood and hat a real good time. Anyway we kinda got turnt and now we were al vampyres too but I don't care never really went out into the sun anyway.

I alwaays thought that vampire thig he had oing on was just a fake and maybe his track marks were really vampire bites but apparentl itsw not like that? nad now I might be a vampire but I canT' know for sure cause I've actulaylly alwas been consuming blood wheter some bitch was on her period or soe guys sphincter broe who cares theres alwas blook one way o another.