Not written anything in years, But hello once again Guys and Gals!
Welcome back everyone!

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"Morning sleepy head." Jaune greeted his still half asleep housemate. Taking a sip of his decaf coffee while pulling out a chair at the table and taking a seat.

"Mmm..." Ren responded groggily, walking over to the coffee pot and pouring himself a cup. He groaned in annoyance, remembering that his blonde, idiot friend had brought decaf instead of normal coffee. The boy walked over to the table and proceeded to slump into the chair opposite of Jaune. "You're up early."

"Pffftt" Jaune let out "8am isn't that early Ren." He let out an awkward laugh "It's not like I'm afraid of getting murdered in my sleep or anything."

The dark haired teen raised an eyebrow "I didn't ask?"

"That's cruel..."

"So is decaf." He grimaced taking another sip of the dark blend "Either way, I'm sure you won't be killed in your own house."

Jaune shrugged, taking a sip of his own coffee "You can never be too careful buddy and besides..." Jaune froze up as the doorbell rung. Eyes shooting towards the door "Are you expecting anyone?" He asked in hushed voice "Cause I'm not!"

"For gods sake Jaune." Ren got up and started to make his way over to the door "I'm sure whoever is behind this door isn't here to kill you." He reached his hand up to the handle and opened the door revealing none other, than Ruby.

"Umm." The girl nervously shifted "Is Jaune here?"

Jaune, noticing the voice, dived behind the sofa and Ren closed the door up a bit so she couldn't look into the house. "Funnily enough, you've just missed him." He lied "He went for a morning workout."

"Oh... Well do you mind if I wait for him inside?" She asked innocently.

Ren shook his head "That's actually a bad idea." He sighed, not really wanting to be dragged into his friends love triangle. "I'll let him know you came by."

Ruby looked down at the ground "Oh, okay. Thank you..." She replied before turning and walking away from the house.

The boy retreated back into the house and turned to his friend. "Maybe, I was wrong. Maybe you will die in this house." Jaune's face dropped.

"Don't say that man!" The blonde boy laughed awkwardly.


"Did you hear that they've started filming a movie in town tonight?" Nora asked "Oh I'm so excited! You think they'll let us star in it?"

Blake smiled at her energetic friend. "I don't think they will allow that Nora." She chuckled lightly, while browsing through the clothes rack.

Ever since she moved to Vale she struggled to make any friends due to her quiet demeanour, but ever since she met Jaune she's never felt happier. She's managed to become good friends with Ren and Nora in the process and no longer felt like she was alone. She had finally made it.

"That's a shame. You think they'll be mad if we snuck on the set?" Nora bounced back "We could be like sneaky ninjas!" She exclaimed loudly.

The ravenette shook her head with a smile "Once again, I doubt it." She picked up a pair of black jeans, eyeing them up "You think these will make my butt look big?" She asked.


"Tell me again why we're out in the cold, Ren." Jaune asked, rubbing his hands together in an attempt to warm them up.

"Nora sent a text saying she want's to sneak onto a movie set." Ren answered, seemingly unfazed by the strange text he had received. He knew once Nora had her mind set on something there was no stopping her, so it was best for him to be there to prevent maximum damage. "And besides, she got your girlfriend to agree to help. So I figured you'd wanna come along too."

"Of course I wanna see Blake! But sneaking into a movie shoot seems like a terrible idea to me." He countered as the two girls came into view as they turned the corner.

Ren just shrugged "You try stopping Nora."

"Fair."

"Hey Jaune." Blake shot him a playful smirk "I tried to change her mind."

Jaune sighed "There's no stopping Nora..." He shot a playful smile back "You look great by the way."

"Get a room!" Nora yelled "It's game time! My informant tells me that the set is inside this warehouse." She announced "All we gotta do is break in and mission complete!"

The trio looked at the 12 foot fence that was protecting the warehouse and then back to Nora.

"Um, that's a big fence." Jaune spoke with a hint of fear.

Blake smirked at her boyfriend "What's the matter Jaune? Afraid of heights?" She asked teasingly, as she started to climb the fence.

He looked up at his girlfriend "Did your ass get bigger?" he asked.


"The usual?" Weiss asked the young teen. Receiving a nod in response, the white haired girl proceeded to make the drink "No luck?"

Ruby shook her head "I always seem to just miss him. I don't want to be looking into things, but I think Jaune is avoiding me..."

"Well, I mean you did break up." Weiss passed the younger girl the hot drink and moved to sit next to her. "And you did tell him to die over the phone."

"I obviously didn't mean that, Weiss." She took a sip of her drink "It was in the heat of the moment."

Weiss placed her hand on Ruby's shoulder. "We'll get him back for what he did to us." She started rubbing the girls back "It'll work out, trust me." She smiled.

Ruby found comfort in Weiss and her attempt to cheer her up, so when she moved her hand away from her she was somewhat disappointed. Ruby lightly blushed at what she just thought, bringing her cup up to her face to cover her red tinted cheeks.

"I do trust you Weiss. I don't have many friends..." She began "So knowing that I have your trust feels good." She beamed a toothy grin towards the waitress.

Now it was Weiss' turn to blush, she faked a cough into her hand and turned her head "Yeah, obviously!" She regained her composure, not used to how outward Ruby was with her feelings. "Make sure you come here more often when I'm working."

"Sure thing Weissy!"


"Well, I sure feel stupid!" Nora laughed as the others groaned as they stood with a crowd of civilians. Turns out the set was an open viewing for anyone.

"You owe me a pair of jeans." Jaune shot an annoyed glare towards the hyperactive ginger.

"Maybe you should learn how to climb better." Nora shrugged "Not my fault you ripped your jeans."

"Who's even in this film?" Blake asked the group.

Before she could get an answer the lights shot on and the director called out over the megaphone "Wukong! to the set!"

"Wukong?"

"Yeah, famous actor Sun Wukong." Ren turned to Blake before putting two and two together.

"Jaune we should leave." Blake said.

Jaune's jaw dropped "You dated someone famous!" He asked, clearly star struck.

"Action!" The director shouted, silencing the hushed whispers of the crowd.

Sun Wukong stood in the centre of the scene where a man was holding a women hostage. He raised his hand and pointed "Hey, the only thing keeping me and her apart is the two minutes its going to take to kick your ass." He spoke with a hardened expression.

"That's so cool." Jaune whispered to Blake as she rolled her eyes.

"It was years ago!" She replied "Way back in school."

"Hey!" Sun spoke a little louder this time "I'm talking to you Jaune Arc!"

Jaune inwardly squealed "Oh my god! He's famous and he's talking to me."

"Like I said." Sun began his march towards the oblivious teen "The only thing keeping me and her apart is the two minutes its going to take to kick your ass!" He repeated, raising his fist as he got closer.

"Can I have your autograph please?" Jaune asked. His answer was in the form of a fist as he felt it collide with his jaw, as he fell to the ground.

Sun then turned to Blake "Hey, how ya been?" He asked "He seems nice." Nodding down to the fallen Jaune as he reached for the downed boys leg. Sun lifted the boy up and swung him into the furthest wall of the warehouse. Jaune smashed into the wall and gasped as the air was knocked out of him.

Ren popped up next to Blake "Hey Jaune! Evil ex, fight or whatever."

Jaune struggled on to his feet and quickly got put back on his ass, as a foot hit him in the chest.

"You're not even worth my time." Sun mocked before turning around and walking back to the set.

"Hey!" Jaune shouted as he got up and started to go after the actor. Sun just waved him off with his back turned. "I said Hey!" Jaune grabbed the obnoxious mans shoulder and spinning him around to face him. "What the hell?"

"Woahh." Sun's voice came from the side of Jaune.

Jaune released the shoulder of the copy cat and turned to be greeted by the actual Sun's fist.

"Looks like you're seeing double buddy!" Sun laughed as his stunt team started to beat the poor boy hopeless. "Looks like you guys got this covered. Anyone want a coffee?" He asked his stunt team.

"No thanks boss."

"Aite." Sun walked towards the workers table where a coffee was waiting for him. As he got to the table he picked up the coffee and went for a sip.

"Wukong!" Jaune's voice echoed through the whole building, causing all eyes to now be on him. The blonde teen stood in the middle of seven knocked out stunt doubles "You're wanted back on set." He said throwing his jacket to the ground.

Sun rushed towards him and Jaune accepted the challenge. Both of them jumped up, Jaune's fist ready to swing whereas Sun's foot was pointing forwards. The duo met in the air but it was Sun who emerged victorious, as once again his foot met with his opponents chest.

Jaune flew through the sets back drop, tearing the scene as he flew through. He laid there looking for anything that could help him. He could see a few metal poles and boxes, but nothing that could help. He managed to notice a rusted ladder and decided that would be his best course of action.

Running away.

"Where do you think you're going?" Sun shouted after the boy who was currently climbing the ladder.

Jaune did not feel safe, the ladder was creaking with every bit of movement he made and it made him anxious as hell. 'Well this is it!' He thought to himself.

Sun was hot on his tail, climbing up the rusted ladder himself "Get back here you pussy!" He shouted.

"No way in hell!" Jaune shouted back, grabbing hold of of a particularly weak part of the ladder. By no means was Jaune overweight, but he was too much for the ladder as the step his hand was on snapped causing the boy to fall. "Shitttttt!" He shouted on his way down.

Sun looked up and cursed himself. Jaune was falling towards him and fast at that. His eyes went wide as the falling boy crashed in to him causing him to lose his grip too. Sun hit the floor first and was then immediately crushed under the force of Jaune landing on top of him.

Everyone ran over just in time to see Sun vanish in a cloud of ash.

Blake put her hand out for Jaune, who graciously accepted the help "Are you okay?" She asked, concern evident in her tone.

"I didn't get his autograph..." He whined playfully, a small smile adorning his face.

"Oh shut up!" Blake laughed and then quickly gave the victorious boy a kiss.