I took them for a ride.

When I mean "a ride" I mean we flew about 30 seconds and Ron threw up.

Right behind us.

It was like, I don't know, a barf rainbow, shooting out of Blackjacks behind.

It hit Guido in the face.

He was not a happy pony let me tell you that much.

While he was yelling at me while I tried to wipe it off with Ron's magic scarf, Porkpie couldn't stop laughing.

"Hehawhehawhehawhehawhehawhehawehawhehawhehawhehawhehawhehaw"

Honestly, it wasn't that funny.

Ok maybe it was.

But poor Ron was so red it even hurt me.

"I puked on a horse. I should not fly. I puked on a horse. Merlins beard I'm not gonna have any friends."

"Chill man, happens to the best of them. I still remember when Frank was flying with me for the first time."

Oh the memory brought joy to my face. Macho Frank, puking off of Blackjack, then turning to a small adorable little puppy, and falling off. Oh you should have seen it. Hilarious I tell ya.

Piper laughed. "I remember too well! Poor Frank, he must have been so embarrassed. It was in front of Hazel and Leo too. Leo still hasn't let it go."

"I think we can keep going. We'll be there shortly."

We arrived.

And guess what.

We had a nice welcome party.

The Minotaur was invited.

We landed.

And we were charged.

Then circled.

By hundreds of thirsty looking beasts.

Just a day in the life of a demigod.

I know boring right.

I really hope you kids know I'm being sarcastic.

You guys seem to love the idea of being demigods, it's like you want to die.

"Don't move." I said, "I've got a plan."

Truth be told, I didn't.

""Is it a good one?" Asked Piper and I turned around to stare at her.

"I said I had a plan Piper! Gods."

"Gods as in multiple gods?" Asked Hermione behind us, staring at me and Piper.

"Hell Hermione! Now is not the time!" Yelled Harry, whipping out his wand.

"Right." She mumbled taking hers out too.

"Blackjack, take these three away, me and Piper'll stay. Then fly to camp and tell Chiron what happened."

"No we're staying!" Said Harry and Hermione together, reacting like one brain.

"Ya well last time I checked I was your protector. Tell Dumbledore that Jason Grace is a fine piece of ass. He'll understand what it means."

Piper rolled her eyes. "Back off, you've got Annabeth. You've been stealing my boyfriend non stop."

Harry was about to object when Blackjack, Guido and Porkpie scooped up the trio and flew up into the air, but for some reason they wouldn't leave, they just flew in circles above us like hungry vultures.

"Wha-" I started but Piper cut me off, "No time for that, I think they've had enough waiting."

Wait, why were the monsters waiting for the trio to leave before attacking us. We all could have been dead long ago.

The monsters swarmed around us, and while attacking, we decided to have a nice converstaion because I felt like it. Deal with it. I'm cool.

"Jackson, if you survive tell Jason I love him."

"You do the same for me."

"Last time I checked he was my boyfriend not yours. I swear, Nico is straighter than you two."

"I meant Annabeth, but tell Jason too, and Grover."

"Well, if that doesn't happen, see you in the Underworld."

"Do you think I'll make it to Elysium? Like, I'm a son of Poseidon, I'm going to be judged in front of sons of Zeus. We may be related but there's some chemistry."

"I think in that situation Hades would do something, or your dad would come down there. Scratch that, Annabeth would come demanding you be placed in the highest, most luxurious place on the Underworld."

"You sure?"

"Ya."

"You're gonna have it easy, Jason's a son of Zeus."

"And."

"Well he's you boyfriend and I'm guessing the old fallen ghosty kings will want the best for their sister in law."

"How would you know I'd be their sister in law?"

"Because you and Jason will definitely get married, and have kids. They're gonna have the beauty and charm speak and badassness from your side, and the lighting and fluffy soft babyness from Jason."

"What?"

"Well if they go after Jason, they'll look all perfect and 'I can beat you up in a second' look on the outside, but great fuzzy geeks on the inside. If they go after you, they'll look all proper and fragile in the outside but badass and amazing on the inside."

"My boyfriends badass, badass for a panda bear."

"More like a puppy."

"Nah, pandas more accurate."

"Actually you're right."

"I'm always right, Jackson."

We were a smudge away from dying when something extraordinary happened. A billion shots fired from the sky, vaporizing the army. I knew who it was right away.

"Thalia!" I yelled. "Nice to see you, the gods really are in my favor!"