Tsunade raised an eyebrow at the two Jounin in front of her.
"You're kidding," she raised her head off her fist and sighed. "This is a joke, right? So what? Hinata and Shikamaru had sex and missed training because of it, big woop. You were sixteen at one point too, weren't you?"
"That's not the point Hokage!" Kurenai blushed at what Tsunade was implying.
"Hinata hadn't been home in two days," Asuma argued. "The furniture was everywhere, they had clearly broken things and it also looked like they hadn't left the house in that whole time."
Tsunade placed her cheek in her open palm with another pointed look. "I'm still not hearing anything that tells me this is beyond normal teenagers here."
"When we uhh found them in Shikamaru's room-" Asuma broke off to chuckled awkwardly.
Tsunade raised a hand. "Don't bother telling me the in position these days Asuma; I really don't need to know."
"What? No!" Asuma blushed. "They attacked us!"
This seemed to grab Tsunade's attention. "They attacked you?"
"Yes!" Kurenai yelled sounding thankful for finally being taken seriously. "And it wasn't even a warning shot; they wanted to hurt us," Kurenai's hands gripped into fists. "I've never seen Hinata look like that."
Tsunade sat up straighter and Shizune, from her right looked completely shocked.
"Shikamaru aimed a chakra filled fist at my head," Asuma pushed on. "Hinata threatened us."
Shizune's jaw actually fell open at that.
"Fine alright; it wouldn't hurt to at least look over them," the blonde medical ninja agreed after a few moments of thinking, biting her thumb. "Bring them to hospital. We'll separate them and we'll look them over individually alright?"
"Yes Hokage!" Asuma and Kurenai agreed.