Ben Grimm entered the mansion with his signature hat and trench coat. While greeting the Avengers, Clint noticed that Ben was once again lacking shoes.
"Hey Ben, I guess you're going barefoot now, since I don't see any shoes on you." said Clint.
Ben looked down at his feet, before saying, "Yeah, I decided to ditch shoes yesterday. They were a liability anyway. So, where's jolly green?"
"He's in the living room with Mr. Merc With A Mouth." said Tony.
Ben walked into the living room to see a naked Hulk, which he wasn't surprised about. But what he was surprised about was seeing a butt-naked Wade Wilson sitting right next to Hulk.
"Hi, Ben!" said Wade with a cheery attitude.
"Why the heck are you naked? I expected this from Hulk, but not you." said Ben.
"Tony allowed me to be in my birthday suit." said Wade.
"But why though?" asked Ben.
"Well, if Hulk is allowed to show off his giant cucumber, then why can't I show off my impressive package?" said Wade.
"You're average at best." said Ben.
Wade frowned at Ben, while Hulk chuckled.
"Hey, Hulk." said Ben.
"Hi, Rock Man." said Hulk.
"So, I've thinking about what happened yesterday and how you were so cool with being a nudist." said Ben.
"Go on." said Hulk.
"Well, I talked with my team and they've allowed me to follow you in your footsteps." said Ben.
"So, Rock Man is nakey now?" asked Hulk.
"Yep, Rock Man is now nakey." Ben said before taking off his hat and trench coat, revealing his nude body.
"Alright! Welcome to the club!" said Wade.
Ben then sat down on the couch right next to Hulk and put his feet up on a nearby foot stool.
"Yep, this is the life. No wonder you love it so much." said Ben.
Hulk also decided to put his feet on the same foot stool, causing the two heroes to get awkwardly close to one another.
"Hey jolly green, you mind getting your own foot stool." said Ben.
"This is Hulk's foot stool." said Hulk.
"Well I don't see your name on it. Besides, what are you going to do about it?" Ben asked, trying to piss off Hulk.
"Hulk will smash Rock Man to bits." said Hulk.
"Not before I clobber you first." said Ben.
At this point, the two powerhouses got up off the couch and were ready to turn the Avenger's Mansion into a battleground.
"Man, the sexual tension between you two is getting intense." Wade said with a smile.
Ben and Hulk stopped looking at each other and gave Wade a hardcore death glare.
Wade, who was now scared shitless, said, "You know what, I think I'm going to go talk with the other Avengers.", before quickly leaving the room.
"Hulk wouldn't mind." said Hulk.
"Wouldn't mind what?" asked Ben.
"Hulk and Rock Man being…together." said Hulk.
"Really? Never thought I'd hear that from you." said Ben.
"So, Rock Man want to be with Hulk?" asked Hulk.
"Uh…I don't know. I mean I like you, but…I don't know if it would work out. My last relationship ended in disaster." said Ben.
"Hulk sorry." said Hulk.
"Don't worry, I've gotten over it. But, yeah, I'll definitely think about it." said Ben.
Ben and Hulk then left the living room and entered the kitchen, where the rest of the Avengers were in the middle of a conversation.
"So, why did you decide to cosplay as Princess Peach?" asked Tony.
"It was the best disguise I could find for my mission. Plus, Peach is a freaking icon. Why wouldn't I want to dress like her?" said Wade.
"Doesn't she have a habit of getting kidnapped all the time?" said Natasha.
"Okay, so she can't defend herself, but at least she has a good fashion sense." said Wade.
The Avengers then noticed Hulk and Ben standing in the kitchen and were a bit surprised to see Ben in the nude.
"Rock Man now nakey like Hulk." said Hulk.
"So, Ben is now a nudist?" asked Steve.
"Yep. I'm now naked as the day I was born." said Ben.
"Do Reed, Sue, and Johnny know about this?" asked Clint.
"Yeah, I told them about it yesterday and they were cool with it." said Ben.
"Oh. Well alright then." said Clint.
Ben was about to say something before he noticed Wade using his cell phone to call someone.
"Who the heck are you calling?" asked Ben.
"A friend." said Wade.
"You don't have too many friends." said Clint.
"Okay, he's not a "friend". He's more of an acquaintance, but he's still fun to be around." said Wade.
"I'm not liking where this is going." said Tony.
"Come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up! Hey Blob! It's me, Wade! I know, it's been a long time! So, you know how you once told me about how you badly you wanted to let it all out? Well, you're in luck because Tony is super cool with naked people! Yeah, Tony's at Avengers Mansion. So, when can get here? 10 minutes? Sweet! Can't wait to see you again, big guy!" Wade said before hanging up his phone.
"I hate you so much." Tony said with absolute contempt.
"Hey, it's what I do best. Plus, I just made things more entertaining." said Wade.
"And by entertaining, you mean horrific. Right?" said Natasha.
"Exactly." said Wade.
"Well, it was fun hanging out with everyone, but I'd rather not see Blob without clothes." said Peter.
"I don't blame you." said Clint.
"Bye Spidey! Tell Aunt May I said Hi!" said Wade before Peter left the mansion.
Hulk looked at Ben before looking at the rest of the Avengers and said, "Uh… Hulk want to go out."
"Outside? Like in the city." asked Tony.
"Yes." said Hulk.
"Well, if you're going to do that, you need to wear pants. You don't need to wear anything else. Just pants." said Tony.
"Hulk hate pants." said Hulk.
"I know but it's the only way you can go out in public without freaking everyone out." said Tony.
"People will freak out anyway." said Clint.
"Until they see Hulk's dick. Then they'll all just stare at it and be mesmerized by it." said Wade.
"I don't want that happening, Wade!" said Tony.
"Look Hulk, just wear the pants. It's not going to kill you. Besides, why are you going out anyway?" asked Clint.
"Hulk want to find jockstraps." said Hulk.
"Okay…well, have fun with that." said Clint.
"I'll go with Hulk. I got some money in my trench coat." said Ben.
"Alright, well have fun shopping with Hulk. It should be real…interesting." said Natasha.
Hulk went inside he and Clint's room and found his old purple pants. Hulk hated putting them on again, but it was the only way he could walk around in public, so he had to do it.
Once Hulk put on his pants and Ben put on his trench coat and hat, they left the mansion and were now on their way to find Hulk some jockstraps.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter. I can't believe it's been over a year since I touched this story. Boy, 2020 was a real doozy, wasn't it. Anyway, the next chapter will revolve around Hulk and Ben going around town and as you can imagine, hilarity will ensue. I'm going to make Ben Hulk's platonic partner, since the two of them like to smash things, wrestle each other, and be naked. So, Ben will be a regular character throughout the rest of the story. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now and stay safe.