Tweek and Craig adventures

Clyde

Chapter 8

Previously:

"Tweek I love you" all three said at the exact same time. Tweek had no idea on what to do or how to feel. It was at that time, time appeared to stop completely for Tweek. This was only the second time this has happened to him. Now the only thing he was thinking was, "who do I choose?"

Now:

"I choose…" was all Tweek could say before another knock was heard at the door. The four boys walked over to the door and opened it. They were all surprised to see who it was.

"If my wife is a hobbit then how come she…..why does she…..she doesn't…...hold on one moment" was what Kanye said before calling someone on his phone. "Girl how are you not a hobbit. Oh yeah. Right. Ok love you, bye." Kanye turned off his phone and turned back to the boys. "If she's not a hobbit then how come she knows how to use technology, boom got yo asses right there." The four said nothing and just slammed the door shut confused why Kanye was still focused on the hobbit thing.

The four walked back to the bedroom as Tweek sat on his bed with the other three eagerly waiting for tweek's decision. He stayed silent pondering who he should choose.

"Why" Tweek said a little softer than normal. "Why do want me, I'm just a spaz, what's the point in going out with me."

"You fine as hell" said Kenny.

"Kenny" said Stan in a rather annoyed tone. "Tweek, you're not just a spaz, you're a fun guy to hang out with. Anyone would be lucky to have you. I don't know if it's because we're spending a lot of time together or what, but I feel a real connection with you and I hope you can feel it too."

"Because I was there when you were down, I believe that i deserve you the most" said Clyde.

"Dude, he's not an object, because your there doesn't mean he's automatically yours, he has his own feelings and thoughts" said Stan to Clyde. "Look we all took you up here so you can relax a little more and forget Craig, let's try to keep that going."

Tweek then felt a stray tear slide down his cheek followed by a few more and soon a waterfall of tears. The three stopped talking about who would get Tweek when they heard Tweek start to cry.

"Hey, hey, what's wrong Tweek" said Kenny.

"I miss Craig so much, no matter where I go, I just see Craig. I know I should move on but I just can't. It's like my mind won't let me. I just wish Craig would get back together with me but it's too late, that bitch Sophie ruined everything" said Tweek while the tears still fell. "Can you guys please leave I just want to be alone right now."

The three boys walked out of the room and into Clyde and kennys room. They took the elevator down to their floor. While it was still dark outside, tweek's life just seemed to be ten times darker. The three could only feel their hearts being ripped apart in sympathy for Tweek.

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The clouds stayed in the sky, still without rain. The three boys took the elevator up to the 7th floor to get Tweek. The elevator opened and the three boys exited the elevator and walked to tweek's room. They opened the door and were horrified by the sight of the room. Everything was messed up with everything everywhere. They opened the door to the bedroom to see window broken with glass shards everywhere. They then found Tweek on the floor next to his bed sobbing uncontrollably.

They walked over to him and tapped his shoulder which startled him throwing something that was in his hand. They looked over and found that Tweek was holding a shard of glass. Fear ran through all three of their minds as they turned Tweek around to see tweek wearing one of Stan's coats. The three then took the coat off to see he was wearing his green button shirt with red stains on his sleeves. Stan rolled up his sleeve to find out that Tweek was cutting himself.

The three gasped seeing that Tweek cut really deep as dark red blood oozed out his arm as he continued to cry. The three didn't know what to say or do because they never had to deal with something like this. Stan picked up Tweek as the four boys entered the elevator trying to find something to cover up his wounds.

Ding

The elevator opened as the four exited into the lobby. The four boys walked up to the front desk.

"Do you have anything for a um...a deep cut" asked Stan, still carrying a crying Tweek.

"Here are some bandage wraps and a rag with some cleaner for the wound" said the front desk worker. Kenny took the items presented by the worker as the four found a table to clean up his wounds and bandage him back up. Stan set Tweek down on a chair and picked his arm up and placed it on the table.

Kenny grabbed the rag and placed the bottle over it, letting the cleaner spill out onto the rag as he placed it on Tweek's arm wiping all the blood off of his arm. It took quite a while because there was a lot of blood.

After about half an hour, the blood finally stopped pouring out of his arm and his arm looked a little better but still had the nasty cut. Clyde then unrolled the bandages and placed it on tweek's arm to cover up his nasty cut. Clyde ripped the bandage of and tied it to keep it from falling off.

The four then went to the hotel Buffett and got breakfast with Stan getting eggs and muffins, Clyde getting pancakes and hash browns, and Kenny getting everything. Tweek just stayed at the table only after only getting water and coffee. His eyes were bloodshot with massive bags under his eyes. The three got back with their breakfast and saw Tweek with nothing but water and coffee. The three looked at each other and then back at Tweek.

"Don't you think you should eat something" asked Stan.

"Not hungry" replied Tweek.

"But you should….." said Clyde as he was interrupted by Tweek.

"I SAID I AM NOT FUCKING HUNGRY, I JUST WANT MY DAMN COFFE, THATS IT, LEAVE ME ALONE" screamed Tweek.

Nothing. Nothing was said for the rest of breakfast. As the three finished up their breakfast and Tweek finished his coffee, the four walked into the elevator and went back to their respective rooms. Tweek and Stan walked into their room to find it back to normal and clean. The two boys got changed into similar clothes and walked out the door, ready for the day. The two met the other two boys as they walked out of the hotel and back to the amusement park.

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Back in South Park:

"Alright class let's take our seats, now who can tell me why Rome fell to…." said mr garrison noticing four empty seats. "Why are their four empty desks and why do I always have someone missing?"

"The four boys are up in Denver" said butters.

"Denver, why are they in Denver and not in their seats" garrison asked.

"Because three of them are trying to help cheer up the fourth" said butters.

"Oh it's those four, but I thought pc principal said that they could leave that day and come back the next but I guess not" said garrison. "So then can anyone tell me why Rome fell to shit?"

"Because the king was un…." said Craig as he was interrupted.

"Wrong answer dipshit" said mr garrison insulting Craig.

"Hey how come Stan and those guys get to skip but I don't" asked cartman.

"Because they are helping someone out and not trying to fuck people over, fatass" replied Kyle.

"I'm not fat, I'm big boned" replied cartman.

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Denver:

"Ok Tweek, which ride do you want to do now" asked Stan in a calm and soothing voice.

"The rollercoaster again, it was fun" said Tweek in a dull and uncaring tone. The four made their way back to the coaster but this time there was no line so they got straight in the cart right away. Kenny sat with Tweek and Clyde sat with Stan. The coaster left the station as it climbed the lift hill. A few moments later, the cart made its way over the hill and down for the first drop.

The ride was going, Tweek just sat there looking sad as the picture on the ride was coming up. This time Kenny kissed Tweek during the picture section and enjoyed every second of Tweek.

The ride finally stopped and the four exited the ride. The four looked and saw Kenny kissing Tweek and didn't scold him like they did Clyde. Clyde was furious with that but kept it to himself since this was about Tweek and not him getting with Tweek.

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South Park:

Sophie was dying of boredom as mr garrison went on and on about shit that she didn't care about. She couldn't take it anymore. She couldn't continue the whole charade.

"Thats enough garrison, I don't want to hear about your pointless and meaningless life. I try to act for you all and all you do is kill me with boredom" she said in a rather deeper and more intimidating tone.

"Sophie, what happened to your voice" asked Kyle.

"I am not Sophie, I am actually…" said the thing pulling down the zipper. "We are the crab people and we tried to take over this town by breaking up the gay couple known as Tweek and Craig. We believed that we could destroy the whole town by your outrage that they broke up yet you didn't do anything."

"Crab people, crab people, crab people, crab people"

"So wait, Tweek was telling the truth, that you kissed him" asked Craig.

"Yes but clearly we need to work out on a new plan to take over the earth. Back down underground for me" said the crab person as he walked away, clapping his claws.

"I need to go mr garrison" said Craig in a urgent matter.

"Go, I need to sort some shit out" replied mr garrison as Craig zoomed out the door and out the school. He grabbed his phone out his pocket and quickly dialed tweek's number.

Ring ring

Nothing

Ring ring

Nothing

Ring ring

"Hello" said Stan who picked up the phone.

"Look, I need to speak with Tweek, it's urgent" replied Craig. "And why are you answering tweek's phone?"

"He doesn't need your bullshit to mess him up anymore" said Stan.

"I should have listened to him, I should have let him speak instead of hurting him. I owe him an apology and I know that I haven't been the best person in the world but I want to see him again" replied Craig.

"I can put him on, but if you hurt him anymore, I will rip your guts out, and feed them to stripes, you understand" said Stan in a very angry tone.

"I promise not to hurt him like I did before" said Craig. A few moments later, Craig could hear breathing and assumed it was Tweek.

"Tweek" asked Craig.

"What do YOU want" asked Tweek in a cold tone.

"I want to apologize. I should have let you speak and I should have listened to you but I didn't. I was an asshole to you and you deserve better. I just want to let you know that Sophie was actually crab people trying to take over the world" said Craig.

"Uh huh, and why should I believe you" asked Tweek.

"Because that's what happened, when you get back, you can ask anyone and they'll say the same thing" replied Craig. "Tweek, I want you back, I want my coffee bean back, I want to get back together again."

"I-I can't get back together with you" said Tweek.

"W-W-Why" asked Craig.

"Cause I'm seeing someone else" responded Tweek.

"W-W-Who Tweek" Craig asked.

"Stan, I'm seeing Stan, Craig" replied Tweek. Craig didn't respond but instead dropped the phone ending the call right then and there. Craig ran home and into his room with a trail of tears behind him. He lost Tweek. He wish he could go back in time and get a redo but he couldn't and he just had to accept that Tweek will not be his.

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Denver:

"YES, I GET TWEEK" screamed Stan in joy as he gloated to Clyde and Kenny that Stan would now be with Tweek.

"I thought you were straight" said Clyde.

"STRAIGHT UP GAY FOR TWEEK" screamed Stan.

"Didn't you say you would drown in bitches" asked Kenny.

"Now I drop with Tweek" replied Stan. Tweek walked over to the three and saw Stan so happy with Clyde and Kenny looking disappointed.

"So you heard huh" asked Tweek.

"Yep" said Stan.

"So, do you want to go out with me" asked Tweek.

"YES, YES, YES" screamed Stan. Stan and Tweek then held each other's hand as the four walked over to the Ferris wheel. Tweek and Stan got in their own cart as Kenny and Clyde got in their own cart.

"Look at that view" said Stan. "It's beautiful but not as beautiful as you."

"T-Thanks Stan" replied Tweek. Stan then leaned in to Tweek as he leaned into Stan as the two kissed. This time, there was a spark that wasn't there when Clyde or Kenny kissed Tweek. He felt like Stan was going to be the best option and that's why he picked him.

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The day ended and the night started with a trip to casa Bonita. The four entered the Mexican restaurant. The waiter seated the four near the cliff divers as the four looked over the menu. The four looked it over and decided to get some enchiladas, some quesadillas, and some tacos. It was a few minutes before the food arrived at the table. The four were about to dig in when they heard someone screaming. They looked over and saw Craig running away from security.

End of chapter 8

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